Cash Upgrades (Moon)

Cash Upgrades are Upgrades bought with cash. Each upgrade multiplies specific profits of a single business or every business. These upgrades will always need to be purchased again after claiming angels without gold.

This list below shows the Upgrades available on the Moon.

Upgrade List

Name	Business	Price	Description	Reference
Shiny Buckles	Moon Shoe	332.5 thousand	Moon Shoe profit x3
Soft Soulful Music	Gravity Booth	665 thousand	Gravity Booth profit x3
Open Late	Payday Clone	1.33 million	Payday Clone profit x3
Dark Matter Engines	Moon Express	6.65 million	Moon Express profit x3	Reference to Futurama, where spaceships use dark matter as combustible.
Moon Beverages	Oxygen Bar	13.3 million	Oxygen Bar profit x3
Benevolent AIs	Helium-3 Farm	33.25 million	Helium-3 Farm profit x3
Crackers	Cheese Mine	1.665 billion	Cheese Mine profit x3
Low Gravity Mascots	Amusement Park	133 billion	Amusement Park profit x3
Fresh Meat	Werewolf Colony	665 billion	Werewolf Colony profit x3
Mini-Clone Assistants	Giant Laser	3.3 trillion	Giant Laser profit x3
Air Filters	All businesses	10 trillion	All profits x9
Limited Warranties	Moon Shoe	30 trillion	Moon Shoe profit x3
More Colors	Gravity Booth	70 trillion	Gravity Booth profit x3
Friendly-Gene Splicing	Payday Clone	150 trillion	Payday Clone profit x3
Sarcastic Robot	Moon Express	275 trillion	Moon Express profit x3	Bender from the show Futurama
Cushy Barstools	Oxygen Bar	433 trillion	Oxygen Bar profit x3
Crash-Proof Harvesters	Helium-3 Farm	266 trillion	Helium-3 Farm profit x3
Tea	Cheese Mine	665 trillion	Cheese Mine profit x3
Trampoline Land	Amusement Park	931 trillion	Amusement Park profit x3
Brush Kiosks	Werewolf Colony	2 quadrillion	Werewolf Colony profit x3
Underground Lair	Giant Laser	3 quadrillion	Giant Laser profit x3
Monorail To Earth	All businesses	7 quadrillion	All profits x9
Luna Kahuna		13 quadrillion	Angel Investor effectiveness + 1%
Almoond Milk	All businesses	500 quintillion	All profits x9
Cleat Upgrades	Moon Shoe	26 sextillion	Moon Shoe profit x3
Mars Gravity Setting	Gravity Booth	67 sextillion	Gravity Booth profit x3
Celebrity DNA Samples	Payday Clone	93 sextillion	Payday Clone profit x3
Adorable Fuel Generator	Moon Express	133 sextillion	Moon Express profit x3	Nibbler from Futurama
Memorable Jingle	Oxygen Bar	266 sextillion	Oxygen Bar profit x3
Particle Shovels	Helium-3 Farm	465 sextillion	Helium-3 Farm profit x3
Biscuits	Cheese Mine	665 sextillion	Cheese Mine profit x3
Moon Merchandise	Amusement Park	997 sextillion	Amusement Park profit x3
Flea Bath Spas	Werewolf Colony	2 septillion	Werewolf Colony profit x3
Abundant Henchmen	Giant Laser	3 septillion	Giant Laser profit x3
Lake Armstrong Install	All businesses	10 septillion	All profits x9	An artificial lake on the moon in Star Trek
Heavenly Glow		20 septillion	Angel Investor effectiveness + 1%
High Heel Extensions	Moon Shoe	5 nonillion	Moon Shoe profit x3
Fresh Air Simulator	Gravity Booth	10 nonillion	Gravity Booth profit x3
Fancy Hats	Payday Clone	20 nonillion	Payday Clone profit x3
Questionable Staff Doctor	Moon Express	40 nonillion	Moon Express profit x3	Dr Zoidberg from Futurama
Moon Pretzels	Oxygen Bar	160 nonillion	Oxygen Bar profit x3
Lunar Almanac	Helium-3 Farm	280 nonillion	Helium-3 Farm profit x3	Farmer's Almanac, a long-running publication
Crumpets	Cheese Mine	500 nonillion	Cheese Mine profit x3
Sassy Security Guards	Amusement Park	690 nonillion	Amusement Park profit x3
Basketball Team	Werewolf Colony	725 nonillion	Werewolf Colony profit x3	Teen Wolf (1985) (Film)
Hat Shurikens	Giant Laser	833 nonillion	Giant Laser profit x3	Oddjob's Hat (James Bond - Goldfinger)
Anti-Radiation Pills	All businesses	975 nonillion	All profits x9
Halle-Luna!		4 decillion	Angel Investor effectiveness + 1%
Lead Toed	Moon Shoe	9 decillion	Moon Shoe profit x3
Bigger On The Inside	Gravity Booth	20 decillion	Gravity Booth profit x3	The Tardis from Doctor Who
War-Ready Options	Payday Clone	100 decillion	Payday Clone profit x3
Wise Janitor	Moon Express	200 decillion	Moon Express profit x3	Scruffy from Futurama
Pub Food	Oxygen Bar	421 decillion	Oxygen Bar profit x3
Arts And Crafts	Helium-3 Farm	655 decillion	Helium-3 Farm profit x3
Scones	Cheese Mine	825 decillion	Cheese Mine profit x3
Space Food	Amusement Park	5 undecillion	Amusement Park profit x3
Angsty Teens	Werewolf Colony	25 undecillion	Werewolf Colony profit x3	Twilight, book and film series
Chubby Hitmen	Giant Laser	50 undecillion	Giant Laser profit x3
Objectivist Rhetoric	All businesses	100 undecillion	All profits x9
Automatic Laces	Moon Shoe	75 duodecillion	Moon Shoe profit x5	Back to the Future (1985) (Film)
Idiot Proofing	Gravity Booth	210 duodecillion	Gravity Booth profit x5
Over Night Delivery	Payday Clone	353 duodecillion	Payday Clone profit x5
Shiny Metal Assets	Moon Express	635 duodecillion	Moon Express profit x5	Variant on a catchphrase of Bender from Futurama
Comfortable Stools	Oxygen Bar	900 duodecillion	Oxygen Bar profit x5
Conspiracy Deterrent	Helium-3 Farm	9 tredecillion	Helium-3 Farm profit x5
Cucumber Sandwiches	Cheese Mine	22 tredecillion	Cheese Mine profit x5
Low-G High-Cal Treats	Amusement Park	60 tredecillion	Amusement Park profit x5
Team Jacobi Methoc	Werewolf Colony	132 tredecillion	Werewolf Colony profit x5	"Team Jacob" was a set of the Twilight fandom while awaiting the release of the final book. Jacob was a werewolf. The Jacobi Method is used in numerical linear algebra.
Evil Laugh Track	Giant Laser	367 tredecillion	Giant Laser profit x5
Trademarked	All businesses	1 quattuordecillion	All profits x9
New Moon	All businesses	1 sexdecillion	All profits x9	One of the phases of the lunar cycle. The title of the second book in the Twilight series.
Among The Stars		1 septendecillion	Angel Investor effectiveness + 3%
Racing Stripes	Moon Shoe	18 septendecillion	Moon Shoe profit x3
Ocean Sounds	Gravity Booth	6 septendecillion	Gravity Booth profit x3
Regenerating Limbs	Payday Clone	79 septendecillion	Payday Clone profit x3
Dark Matter Litterbox	Moon Express	110 septendecillion	Moon Express profit x3	Nibbler from Futurama poops dark matter (which is used as fuel on the ship)
Happy Hour	Oxygen Bar	220 septendecillion	Oxygen Bar profit x3
Comm Jammers	Helium-3 Farm	399 septendecillion	Helium-3 Farm profit x3
Novelty Slicers	Cheese Mine	666 septendecillion	Cheese Mine profit x3
Security Drones	Amusement Park	911 septendecillion	Amusement Park profit x3	September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on the U.S.
Howl Festival	Werewolf Colony	4 novemdecillion	Werewolf Colony profit x3
ZAP!	Giant Laser	25 novemdecillion	Giant Laser profit x3
Blue Filter	All businesses	112 novemdecillion	All profits x9
Wifi Upgrade	Moon Shoe	200 novemdecillion	Moon Shoe profit x3
Double Wide Edition	Gravity Booth	356 novemdecillion	Gravity Booth profit x3
Fancy Suits	Payday Clone	518 novemdecillion	Payday Clone profit x3
Deflector Dishes	Moon Express	766 novemdecillion	Moon Express profit x3
Snarky Shrink	Oxygen Bar	3 duovigintillion	Oxygen Bar profit x3
Buggalo Fences	Helium-3 Farm	6 duovigintillion	Helium-3 Farm profit x3	Buggalo are large spotted insects farmed like cattle in the show Futurama. However, these creatures inhabited Mars (they also bear a similarity to Buggles in Mars mission)
Comfy Blanket	Cheese Mine	12 duovigintillion	Cheese Mine profit x3
Staff Indoctrination	Amusement Park	50 duovigintillion	Amusement Park profit x3
Bacon Treats	Werewolf Colony	212 duovigintillion	Werewolf Colony profit x3
Robot Voice	Giant Laser	367 duovigintillion	Giant Laser profit x3
Easy Mooney	All businesses	1 tresvigintillion	All profits x9
Wheelie Upgrades	Moon Shoe	25 quattuorvigintillion	Moon Shoe profit x3
Family Accommodations	Gravity Booth	60 quattuorvigintillion	Gravity Booth profit x3
Narcissis Implants	Payday Clone	177 quattuorvigintillion	Payday Clone profit x3
Insurance Insurance	Moon Express	239 quattuorvigintillion	Moon Express profit x3
Free Peanuts	Oxygen Bar	432 quattuorvigintillion	Oxygen Bar profit x3
Cow Catchers	Helium-3 Farm	801 quattuorvigintillion	Helium-3 Farm profit x3
Assorted Jams	Cheese Mine	2 quinvigintillion	Cheese Mine profit x3
Free Oxygen	Amusement Park	8 quinvigintillion	Amusement Park profit x3
Anti-Flea Collars	Werewolf Colony	22 quinvigintillion	Werewolf Colony profit x3
Multi-coloured Death	Giant Laser	59 quinvigintillion	Giant Laser profit x3
Crescent Hats	All businesses	444 quinvigintillion	All profits x9
Rank And File		3 sexvigintillion	Angel Investor effectiveness + 3%
Hush Doggies	Moon Shoe	12 septenvigintillion	Moon Shoe profit x3
Sun Simulator	Gravity Booth	24 septenvigintillion	Gravity Booth profit x3
Perma-smiles	Payday Clone	48 septenvigintillion	Payday Clone profit x3
Refreshing Zlurm!	Moon Express	96 septenvigintillion	Moon Express profit x3	Zlurm is a parody of Slurm from Futurama
Air Fresheners	Oxygen Bar	192 septenvigintillion	Oxygen Bar profit x3
Robot Roosters	Helium-3 Farm	384 septenvigintillion	Helium-3 Farm profit x3
Doilies	Cheese Mine	968 septenvigintillion	Cheese Mine profit x3
2 For 1 Days	Amusement Park	15 octovigintillion	Amusement Park profit x3
Carbon Fiber Combs	Werewolf Colony	35 octovigintillion	Werewolf Colony profit x3
Escape Proof Ropes	Giant Laser	100 octovigintillion	Giant Laser profit x3
Crater Tourism	All businesses	1 novemvigintillion	All profits x9
Astronaut Editions	Moon Shoe	100 novemvigintillion	Moon Shoe profit x5
Rotating Doors	Gravity Booth	200 novemvigintillion	Gravity Booth profit x5
Loyalty Detectors	Payday Clone	300 novemvigintillion	Payday Clone profit x5
Trusty Dog	Moon Express	400 novemvigintillion	Moon Express profit x5	Seymour from Futurama
Authentic O2	Oxygen Bar	500 novemvigintillion	Oxygen Bar profit x5
Flashy Overalls	Helium-3 Farm	600 novemvigintillion	Helium-3 Farm profit x5
4-Ever-Sharp Slicers	Cheese Mine	700 novemvigintillion	Cheese Mine profit x5
Ubiquitous Travellators	Amusement Park	800 novemvigintillion	Amusement Park profit x5
Industrial Strength Curlers	Werewolf Colony	900 novemvigintillion	Werewolf Colony profit x5
Beeping Dial-Thingys	Giant Laser	999 novemvigintillion	Giant Laser profit x5
Moon Madness	All businesses	5 trigintillion	All profits x9
Novelty Tongues	Moon Shoe	10 trigintillion	Moon Shoe profit x3
Anti-Doll-Lack Devices	Gravity Booth	20 trigintillion	Gravity Booth profit x3	The Daleks are an enemy the show Doctor Who.
Height Adjusters	Payday Clone	55 trigintillion	Payday Clone profit x3
Renew Canceled Contracts	Moon Express	90 trigintillion	Moon Express profit x3
Pillow Lounges	Oxygen Bar	180 trigintillion	Oxygen Bar profit x3
Extra Red Barns	Helium-3 Farm	400 trigintillion	Helium-3 Farm profit x3
Fancy Mining Helmets	Cheese Mine	750 trigintillion	Cheese Mine profit x3
All The Parades	Amusement Park	2 untrigintillion	Amusement Park profit x3
K-9 Dentistry	Werewolf Colony	4 untrigintillion	Werewolf Colony profit x3
Even More Henchmen	Giant Laser	14 untrigintillion	Giant Laser profit x3
Moon The Earth Day	All businesses	50 untrigintillion	All profits x9
MPS Trackers	Moon Shoe	400 untrigintillion	Moon Shoe profit x3	Probably "Master Production Schedule"
Skylights	Gravity Booth	700 untrigintillion	Gravity Booth profit x3
Cloned Cloners	Payday Clone	1 duotrigintillion	Payday Clone profit x3
Discounted Pizza Delivery	Moon Express	3 duotrigintillion	Moon Express profit x3
Broken Jukebox	Oxygen Bar	19 duotrigintillion	Oxygen Bar profit x3
Superflous Silos	Helium-3 Farm	55 duotrigintillion	Helium-3 Farm profit x3
Mice Focus Groups	Cheese Mine	123 duotrigintillion	Cheese Mine profit x3
Low Gravity Child Care	Amusement Park	200 duotrigintillion	Amusement Park profit x3
PACK Meetings	Werewolf Colony	600 duotrigintillion	Werewolf Colony profit x3	The Cub Scouts are an club organization for young boys, similar to the Boy Scouts. They refer to their chapters as "Packs" and when they meet, it is a "Pack Meeting".
Laserproof Lasers	Giant Laser	888 duotrigintillion	Giant Laser profit x3
Moon Hats For All	All businesses	1 tretrigintillion	All profits x9
Now In Black	Moon Shoe	5 tretrigintillion	Moon Shoe profit x3
Wheelchair Accessible	Gravity Booth	25 tretrigintillion	Gravity Booth profit x3
Clone App	Payday Clone	125 tretrigintillion	Payday Clone profit x3
Captain's Boots	Moon Express	625 tretrigintillion	Moon Express profit x3	Leela, from Futurama, is the captain of the Planet Express ship and is known for her iconic boots.
Extra Bubbles	Oxygen Bar	3 quattuortrigintillion	Oxygen Bar profit x3
A Hoe	Helium-3 Farm	5 quattuortrigintillion	Helium-3 Farm profit x3
Coffee Breaks	Cheese Mine	65 quattuortrigintillion	Cheese Mine profit x3
Earth Land	Amusement Park	246 quattuortrigintillion	Amusement Park profit x3
Discount Aerial Discs	Werewolf Colony	500 quattuortrigintillion	Werewolf Colony profit x3
Recycled Photons	Giant Laser	808 quattuortrigintillion	Giant Laser profit x3
Pep Talks	All businesses	1 quintrigintillion	All profits x9
Air Aldrins	Moon Shoe	2 quintrigintillion	Moon Shoe profit x3	Air Jordans are a popular line of shoes sponsored by Michael Jordan. Air Aldrins would be sponsored by astronaut Buzz Aldrin instead.
Free Companions	Gravity Booth	4 quintrigintillion	Gravity Booth profit x3	The main supporting characters in Doctor Who are referred to as 'companions'.
Open 672 Hours	Payday Clone	8 quintrigintillion	Payday Clone profit x3	The length of a Moon day (a single rotation) is roughly 672 hours, or 28 Earth days.
New Paint Job	Moon Express	16 quintrigintillion	Moon Express profit x3
Conversation Bots	Oxygen Bar	32 quintrigintillion	Oxygen Bar profit x3
Totes McGoats	Helium-3 Farm	64 quintrigintillion	Helium-3 Farm profit x3
Curd Refiners	Cheese Mine	128 quintrigintillion	Cheese Mine profit x3
Loompa Uniforms	Amusement Park	256 quintrigintillion	Amusement Park profit x3	Oopma-Loompas were workers in "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" (1964) (Book)
Fashionable Chew Toys	Werewolf Colony	512 quintrigintillion	Werewolf Colony profit x3
Shoulder Straps	Giant Laser	1 sextrigintillion	Giant Laser profit x3
Elevator Music	All businesses	100 sextrigintillion	All profits x9
Spring-Loaded	Moon Shoe	125 sextrigintillion	Moon Shoe profit x2
Effective Custodians	Gravity Booth	150 sextrigintillion	Gravity Booth profit x2
Goatee-Installations	Payday Clone	175 sextrigintillion	Payday Clone profit x2
Crash Insurance	Moon Express	200 sextrigintillion	Moon Express profit x2
Ultimate Pingball	Oxygen Bar	225 sextrigintillion	Oxygen Bar profit x2
Rustic Lessons	Helium-3 Farm	250 sextrigintillion	Helium-3 Farm profit x2
Saltine Supplements	Cheese Mine	275 sextrigintillion	Cheese Mine profit x2
Unamusement Expansion	Amusement Park	300 sextrigintillion	Amusement Park profit x2
Tail Warmers	Werewolf Colony	350 sextrigintillion	Werewolf Colony profit x2
The Clap-Turner-On-er	Giant Laser	400 sextrigintillion	Giant Laser profit x2
Free Crepe Thursdays	All businesses	500 sextrigintillion	All profits x9
Rocket Boots	Moon Shoe	1 septentrigintillion	Moon Shoe profit x11
Causality Disruptors	Gravity Booth	10 septentrigintillion	Gravity Booth profit x11
Rapid Evolution	Payday Clone	100 septentrigintillion	Payday Clone profit x11
Teeny Tiny Aliens	Moon Express	1 octotrigintillion	Moon Express profit x11
Napkins	Oxygen Bar	10 octotrigintillion	Oxygen Bar profit x11
Beard Implants	Helium-3 Farm	100 octotrigintillion	Helium-3 Farm profit x11
Nose-Friendly Clothes-pegs	Cheese Mine	1 novemtrigintillion	Cheese Mine profit x11
Amusement Protocols	Amusement Park	10 novemtrigintillion	Amusement Park profit x11
Bacon Air-Infusers	Werewolf Colony	100 novemtrigintillion	Werewolf Colony profit x11
Out-Of-place Puppies	Giant Laser	1 quadragintillion	Giant Laser profit x11
The Mega Upgrade	All businesses	10 quadragintillion	All profits x15
Flashy Toes	Moon Shoe	1 unquadragintillion	Moon Shoe profit x3
Training Mode	Gravity Booth	7 unquadragintillion	Gravity Booth profit x3
At Home Kits	Payday Clone	29 unquadragintillion	Payday Clone profit x3
Extra Rockets	Moon Express	66 unquadragintillion	Moon Express profit x3
Fuzzy Chairs	Oxygen Bar	129 unquadragintillion	Oxygen Bar profit x3
Reapers	Helium-3 Farm	233 unquadragintillion	Helium-3 Farm profit x3
Lactose Filters	Cheese Mine	555 unquadragintillion	Cheese Mine profit x3
Historical Wing	Amusement Park	900 unquadragintillion	Amusement Park profit x3
Now Accepting Were-dogs	Werewolf Colony	3 duoquadragintillion	Werewolf Colony profit x3
Dance Parties	Giant Laser	20 duoquadragintillion	Giant Laser profit x3
Giant Domes	All businesses	111 duoquadragintillion	All profits x9
	All businesses	1 Quattuorquadragintillion moon currency	All profits x9
Blue Steel Toed	Moon Shoe	1 quinquadragintillion	Moon Shoe profit x3	Zoolander (2001) (Film)
Trip-N-Fall Achievements	Gravity Booth	2 quinquadragintillion	Gravity Booth profit x3
Even More Clones	Payday Clone	3 quinquadragintillion	Payday Clone profit x3
Free Limbo Lessons	Moon Express	4 quinquadragintillion	Moon Express profit x3	Hermes, from Futurama, is a renown Limbo competitor.
Exciting And New Snacks	Oxygen Bar	5 quinquadragintillion	Oxygen Bar profit x3
Luna Forming	Helium-3 Farm	6 quinquadragintillion	Helium-3 Farm profit x3
Deep Delvers	Cheese Mine	7 quinquadragintillion	Cheese Mine profit x3
Happy TM	Amusement Park	8 quinquadragintillion	Amusement Park profit x3
Sheep Clothing	Werewolf Colony	9 quinquadragintillion	Werewolf Colony profit x3	An idiom "A wolf in sheep's clothing"
Warning Shots	Giant Laser	10 quinquadragintillion	Giant Laser profit x3
Thneed Sales	All businesses	100 quinquadragintillion	All profits x9	The Lorax by Dr. Seuss (1971) (Book)
No-Knot Laces	Moon Shoe	1 sexquadragintillion	Moon Shoe profit x3
Booth-Shaped Booths	Gravity Booth	3 sexquadragintillion	Gravity Booth profit x3
Rent-a-Clones	Payday Clone	7 sexquadragintillion	Payday Clone profit x3
Pay Off Authorities	Moon Express	25 sexquadragintillion	Moon Express profit x3
EZ-Breathers	Oxygen Bar	75 sexquadragintillion	Oxygen Bar profit x3
Radiation-Proof Buckets	Helium-3 Farm	151 sexquadragintillion	Helium-3 Farm profit x3
Cheese Scientists	Cheese Mine	400 sexquadragintillion	Cheese Mine profit x3
Parks N Wreck	Amusement Park	600 sexquadragintillion	Amusement Park profit x3	Parks and Rec[reation] is a government organization that oversee public facilities. Parks and Recreation is also a popular television show.
Ball-Throwing Robots	Werewolf Colony	900 sexquadragintillion	Werewolf Colony profit x3
A Guy Named Jeff	Giant Laser	2 septquadragintillion	Giant Laser profit x3	Jeff Hecht is an author who specializes in lasers and fiber optics.
Earth-Shaped Pinatas	All businesses	6 septquadragintillion	All profits x9
Anti-Dust Coating	Moon Shoe	19 septquadragintillion	Moon Shoe profit x3
Pocket Edition	Gravity Booth	66 septquadragintillion	Gravity Booth profit x3
Fantastic Bedside Manner	Payday Clone	123 septquadragintillion	Payday Clone profit x3
Smarter Crashes	Moon Express	299 septquadragintillion	Moon Express profit x3
Friendly Shores	Oxygen Bar	667 septquadragintillion	Oxygen Bar profit x3
Sapient Livestock	Helium-3 Farm	901 septquadragintillion	Helium-3 Farm profit x3
Tooth-Picks	Cheese Mine	2 octoquadragintillion	Cheese Mine profit x3
Curiously Friendly Staff	Amusement Park	53 octoquadragintillion	Amusement Park profit x3
No Brick Houses	Werewolf Colony	200 octoquadragintillion	Werewolf Colony profit x3	In the classic tale of the Three Little Pigs, the wolf is ultimately foiled by a brick house.
Magnitude Enhancements	Giant Laser	500 octoquadragintillion	Giant Laser profit x3
Alimoony	All businesses	1 novemquadragintillion	All profits x9
Scratch Proofing	Moon Shoe	1 unquinquagintillion	Moon Shoe profit x3
Attractive Decals	Gravity Booth	2 unquinquagintillion	Gravity Booth profit x3
Bulk Discounts	Payday Clone	4 unquinquagintillion	Payday Clone profit x3
More Sass	Moon Express	8 unquinquagintillion	Moon Express profit x3
Romantic Course Set	Oxygen Bar	16 unquinquagintillion	Oxygen Bar profit x3
Manure Containment Field	Helium-3 Farm	32 unquinquagintillion	Helium-3 Farm profit x3
Garnish	Cheese Mine	64 unquinquagintillion	Cheese Mine profit x3
Wiley Villains	Amusement Park	128 unquinquagintillion	Amusement Park profit x3
Foxes Welcome	Werewolf Colony	256 unquinquagintillion	Werewolf Colony profit x3	Probably a reference to the film The Fox and the Hound (1981)
Evil Injections	Giant Laser	512 unquinquagintillion	Giant Laser profit x3
Mandated Siestas	All businesses	1 duoquinquagintillion	All profits x9
Earth Scented	Moon Shoe	2 trequinquagintillion	Moon Shoe profit x5
Gold Memberships	Gravity Booth	5 trequinquagintillion	Gravity Booth profit x5
Low Interest Financing	Payday Clone	11 trequinquagintillion	Payday Clone profit x5
Sports Physicists	Moon Express	23 trequinquagintillion	Moon Express profit x5	Amy from Futurama
Low-grav Peanuts	Oxygen Bar	47 trequinquagintillion	Oxygen Bar profit x5
Novelty Weathervane	Helium-3 Farm	95 trequinquagintillion	Helium-3 Farm profit x5
Little Tomatoes	Cheese Mine	191 trequinquagintillion	Cheese Mine profit x5
Overnight Accomodations	Amusement Park	383 trequinquagintillion	Amusement Park profit x5
Fur-Free Beaches	Werewolf Colony	767 trequinquagintillion	Werewolf Colony profit x5
Number 2	Giant Laser	5 quattuorquinquagintillion	Giant Laser profit x5	The character Number 2 in the Austin Powers films.
Lunatics Anonymous	All businesses	125 quattuorquinquagintillion	All profits x9
	All businesses	1 Quinquinquagintillion moon currency	All profits x9
Shoe-Horns	Moon Shoe	1 sexquinquagintillion	Moon Shoe profit x3
Low Carb Gravity	Gravity Booth	14 sexquinquagintillion	Gravity Booth profit x3
Protocol 67	Payday Clone	114 sexquinquagintillion	Payday Clone profit x3	In Star Wars, Clone Protocol 66 was a directive to clone troopers to exterminate the Jedi.
Philosphical Burritos	Moon Express	234 sexquinquagintillion	Moon Express profit x3	Possibly a reference to xkcd comic #1269
Gluten Free O2	Oxygen Bar	444 sexquinquagintillion	Oxygen Bar profit x3
Trusty Wheelbarrows	Helium-3 Farm	888 sexquinquagintillion	Helium-3 Farm profit x3
Cubed Meat	Cheese Mine	23 septquinquagintillion	Cheese Mine profit x3
Seriously Catchy Music	Amusement Park	99 septquinquagintillion	Amusement Park profit x3
Riding Hood-Free Zone	Werewolf Colony	423 septquinquagintillion	Werewolf Colony profit x3	The classic tale of Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf.
Epic Sound Effects	Giant Laser	567 septquinquagintillion	Giant Laser profit x3
Celestial Body	All businesses	899 septquinquagintillion	All profits x9
Lil' Booties	Moon Shoe	1 novemquinquagintillion	Moon Shoe profit x3
Digital Booths	Gravity Booth	3 novemquinquagintillion	Gravity Booth profit x3
Water-Resistant	Payday Clone	9 novemquinquagintillion	Payday Clone profit x3
Seasonal Renewal	Moon Express	27 novemquinquagintillion	Moon Express profit x3
Darts	Oxygen Bar	81 novemquinquagintillion	Oxygen Bar profit x3
Space Hamsters	Helium-3 Farm	234 novemquinquagintillion	Helium-3 Farm profit x3
Balrogg-Free Installations	Cheese Mine	356 novemquinquagintillion	Cheese Mine profit x3	In Lord of the Rings, the Balrogg lived deep within the Mines of Moria
Actual Space Mnt.	Amusement Park	432 novemquinquagintillion	Amusement Park profit x3	Space Mountain is a ride at Disneyland
Blue Moon Steaks	Werewolf Colony	567 novemquinquagintillion	Werewolf Colony profit x3
Earth Homing System	Giant Laser	836 novemquinquagintillion	Giant Laser profit x3
Cookies	All businesses	1 sexagintillion	All profits x9
Grants Wishes	Moon Shoe	10 unsexagintillion	Moon Shoe profit x15	Wizard of Oz (1939), Dorothy is granted a wish by tapping her shoes together.
Cleans Your Teeth	Gravity Booth	100 unsexagintillion	Gravity Booth profit x15
Do Your Taxes	Payday Clone	1 duosexagintillion	Payday Clone profit x15
OP Deliveries	Moon Express	10 duosexagintillion	Moon Express profit x15	Popular meme that the Original Poster (OP) of a thread never follows through (delivers) on promises.
Self-Breathing Air	Oxygen Bar	100 duosexagintillion	Oxygen Bar profit x15
Ambition Crops	Helium-3 Farm	1 tresexagintillion	Helium-3 Farm profit x15
The Cheese Stands Alone	Cheese Mine	10 tresexagintillion	Cheese Mine profit x15
Cryo-Frozen Host	Amusement Park	100 tresexagintillion	Amusement Park profit x15	Urban legend that Walt Disney was cryogenically frozen.
Romantic Subplot	Werewolf Colony	1 quattuorsexagintillion	Werewolf Colony profit x15
Big Red Button	Giant Laser	10 quattuorsexagintillion	Giant Laser profit x15
The Very Large Upgrade	All businesses	100 quattuorsexagintillion	All profits x999

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