Capitalist Connection Managers allow for permanent bonuses for Planets and Events. They were introduced as part of the 5-year "Sell-ebrations". There are over 200 manager cards to collect, by spending cake or gold on vaults.
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Planets [ ]
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1. Cabe Johnson
Job Title: Sr. Lemonade Barista
Skill: Spells 99% of Names Correctly
Trivia: N/A
2. Perry Black
Job Title: Editor-in-Chief
Skill: Writing catchy headlines
Trivia: N/A
3. W. W. Heisenbird
Job Title: Soap Chemist
Skill: Never leaves streaks
Trivia: Parody of AMC's Breaking Bad main character Walter White "Heisenberg"
4. Mama Sean
Job Title: Cheese Distribution Expert
Skill: Making that cheddar!
Trivia: N/A
5. Jim Thorton
Job Title: Sprinkle Scientist
Skill: Glazes 10 nonagintillion donuts an hour
Trivia: N/A
6. Forest Trump
Job Title: Crustacean Interpreter
Skill: Eats 40 million krill in a single sitting
Trivia: N/A
7. Dawn Cheri
Job Title: Lead Puck Purchaser
Skill: Wears a different suit each day
Trivia: N/A
8. Stefani Speilburger
Job Title: Bestest Boy Grip
Skill: Finding the perfect shot
Trivia: N/A
9. The Dark Lord
Job Title: Vault Auditor M. D.
Skill: Knows how to use an abacus
Trivia: N/A
10. Derrick Plainview
Job Title: Petroleum Siphoner
Skill: Average bowling score of 300
Trivia: N/A
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1. Dirtwood Redsmith
Job Title: Crater Custodian
Skill: Never needs a haircut
Trivia: N/A
2. General Candy Coates
Job Title: Nougat Nutritionist
Skill: Has never had a cavity
Trivia: N/A
3. Carlos "Roundhouse" Ray
Job Title: Masculinity Influencer
Skill: Can beat the sun in a staring contest
Trivia: N/A
4. M. Wong
Job Title: Buggle Breeder
Skill: Doesn't find spiders icky
Trivia: N/A
5. Hekhov A. Guy
Job Title: Portal Operator
Skill: Completely fireproof
Trivia: N/A
6. Sister Ack
Job Title: Spiritual Advisor
Skill: Shoots first and makes peace later
Trivia: N/A
7. Tommy K. Quaid
Job Title: Cerebral Cortexter
Skill: Uses the other 90% of his brain
Trivia: N/A
8. Marty Landsajob
Job Title: Sr. Price Gouger
Skill: Eats a lot of carrots
Trivia: N/A
9. TBA
Job Title: TBA
Skill: TBA
Trivia: TBA
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1. Buzz Cobbler
Job Title: Shoe Fitter
Skill: Cooks amazing soul food
Trivia: N/A
2. Gracie Stone
Job Title: Space Survivalist
Skill: Expertise in wibbly-wobbly stuff
Trivia: N/A
3. Dolly Pardon
Job Title: Genetic Genius
Skill: Always stays warm
Trivia: N/A
4. Jean Luc Turanga
Job Title: Bold Captain
Skill: Plays the flute
Trivia: N/A
5. TBA
Job Title: TBA
Skill: TBA
Trivia: TBA
6. Hurdy Gurdy
Job Title: Artificial Rancher
Skill: Has an impressive octave range
Trivia:
7. TBA
Job Title: TBA
Skill: TBA
Trivia: TBA
8. Willy Dizzy
Job Title: Gravity Lift Operator
Skill: A magician with physics
Trivia: N/A
9. Mike Jameson Wolf
Job Title: Lycanthropologist
Skill: Is one with the moon
Trivia: N/A
10. Dr. Bad News
Job Title: Zap Inspector
Skill: Knows a lot about sharks
Trivia: N/A
Events [ ]
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1. Lemmy Parker
Job Title: Citrust Fund Kid
Skill: Makes everything look easy peasy
Trivia: N/A
2. J. Kanine
Job Title: Beluga Bootlogger
Skill: Calls everyone Ol' Sport
Trivia: N/A
3. Bubsy Casanova
Job Title: Maritime Romeo
Skill: Can repel women in 0. 3 seconds flat
Trivia: N/A
4. Michelle Dee Cathy
Job Title: Avian Appendage Expert
Skill: Volunteers at the burn ward
Trivia: N/A
5. John Crikemond
Job Title: Creature Collector
Skill: Gives great ear scratches :3
Trivia: Parody of Australian Wildlife advocate, Steve Erwin
6. Dom Dijon
Job Title: Limo Driver
Skill: The best at small talk
Trivia: N/A
7. Dave N. Gineer
Job Title: Elevator Operator
Skill: He's the strong, silent type
Trivia: N/A
8. Crash D. Woody
Job Title: Roller Coaster Tester
Skill: Can withstand a lot of damage
Trivia: N/A
9. Big Willy Branberg
Job Title: Amusement Park Magnate
Skill: Almost as rich as the Capitalist
Trivia: N/A
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1. Charles Bruut
Job Title: Tree Trimmer
Skill: I am Bruut
Trivia: Parody of "Groot " from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy
2. Ag Bailey
Job Title: Chief Ding-a-ling
Skill: Really resonates with people
Trivia: N/A
3. The Solo Ralphie
Job Title: Scope Inspector
Skill: Fastest shooter in the west AND east!
Trivia: N/A
4. Anthony Griswalder
Job Title: Head Shellac-er
Skill: Shines at every opportunity!
Trivia: Parody of Clark Griswold from the 1989 Christmas movie National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
5. Kevin "Dutchman" McGoldjunk
Job Title: Paint-Can Fastener
Skill: Independent and resourceful
Trivia: N/A
6. Bernardo Commando
Job Title: Contentment Captain
Skill: Dabbles in turkey basting
Trivia: N/A
7. Bob Gross
Job Title: Fuzzee Hair Stylist
Skill: Covers mistakes with happy little trees
Trivia: Parody of artist, painter and Internet meme star, the late Bob Ross
8. Postman Sinboost
Job Title: Cheer Courier
Skill: Neither snow nor rain can stop him
Trivia: N/A
9. Fry Grinchi
Job Title: Beast Barbecuer
Skill: Mayor of Flav-who-town
Trivia: N/A
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1. Dr. Granny Applesmith Ph.D
Job Title: Fruit Physician
Skill: Making the pain go away
Trivia: N/A
2. Artur E. Clogger
Job Title: Mirror Installer
Skill: Able to read backwards
Trivia: N/A
3. Hellraisin Bran
Job Title: Scoop Monitor
Skill: Full of fiber!
Trivia: Parody of the breakfast cereal Kellogg's Raisin Bran®
4. Tiffany Good Gal
Job Title: Bippity Booper
Skill: Fluent in gibberish
Trivia: N/A
5. Sam 'R' Strangekiss
Job Title: Debonair Demon
Skill: Great at swing dancing
Trivia: N/A
6. Slappers OO. Nly
Job Title: Pocket Square Pundit
Skill: Always dressed to kill
Trivia: N/A
7. Cousin Skrill It
Job Title: Sr. Beat Dropper
Skill: Mashup master
Trivia: N/A
8. Leatherwise
Job Title: Sewer Conservationist
Skill: Gator wrestling
Trivia: N/A
9. The Gradient Twins
Job Title: Terrifying Twosome
Skill: Loves to play!
Trivia: N/A
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1. "Johnny" J. Kool
Job Title: Structural Inspector
Skill: Walls and doors won't stop him!
Trivia: N/A
2. Moe Powa Tuulman
Job Title: Superhuman Handyman
Skill: Fixes anything with a little duct tape
Trivia: N/A
3. Mrs. T Starkworth
Job Title: Syrup Saucier
Skill: Best in the universe
Trivia: N/A
4. Ray Bluemano
Job Title: Leade Blu-Ray Repairman
Skill: Loved by everyone
Trivia: N/A
5. Edward Hedgefinger
Job Title: Savings Stylist
Skill: Cuts perfectly on the dotted line
Trivia: N/A
6. "Ghoulhand" Luke Greeter
Job Title: Greeting Director
Skill: Cleaning underneath appliances with ease
Trivia: N/A
7. Councilman G. "GoGo" Quimby
Job Title: Gizmo Commissioner
Skill: Solves most municipal issues with a toothpick
Trivia: Parody of Inspector Gadget
8. The Unstoppable Krusternaut
Job Title: Bounce Strategist
Skill: Naut your average manager
Trivia: N/A
9. Shea Guy LaVince
Job Title: Suction Auditor
Skill: Leaving the competition in the dust!
Trivia: N/A
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1. Bubsy Casanova
Job Title: Maritime Romeo
Skill: Can repel women in 0. 3 seconds flat
Trivia: N/A
2. Dr. Grant Murphy
Job Title: Cyborg Paleontologist
Skill: Gets the Dino DNA - Dead or Alive!
Trivia: N/A
3. D. White-Itout
Job Title: Assistant to the Head Coach
Skill: Expertise in boxing and beet farming
Trivia: N/A
4. L. C Slater
Job Title: Disgraced Limousine Driver
Skill: Losing his wheels
Trivia: N/A
5. Lemmy Parker
Job Title: Citrust Fund Kid
Skill: Makes everything look peasy
Trivia: N/A
6. Mac-T1000
Job Title: Shapeshifting Inventor
Skill: Fits under most doors
Trivia: Parody of the T-1000 from James Cameron's 1991 movie Terminator 2: Judgement Day
7. More Powa Tuulman
Job Title: Superhuman Handyman
Skill: Can fix anything with a little duct tape
Trivia: N/A
8. Mr. Throzzle
Job Title: Planetary Bus Pilot
Skill: Never needs permission slips
Trivia: N/A
9. Ol' Bailey Jack
Job Title: Minister of Oceanic Oddities
Skill: Making cocktails served in shoes
Trivia: N/A
10. The Queen of Pop
Job Title: Soda Pop Socialite
Skill: Never lets a conversation go flat
Trivia: N/A
11. Rachel Gosling
Job Title: Kadoobies Cleaner
Skill: Hopelessly devoted to the job
Trivia: Also appears in event For the Love of Money
12. Silvia Brooks
Job Title: Silversmith
Skill: Making weapons and using them
Trivia: Also appears in event Insert Coins to Continue
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1. D-isplay Sr.
Job Title: Chief Streetglow Tech
Skill: Has fuzzy dice in every colour
Trivia: N/A
2. Mama Weaver
Job Title: Senior Spinster
Skill: Weaves 1,000 tapestries and hour
Trivia: N/A
3. Joffrius Autocratus
Job Title: Pleeb Scouter
Skill: Has a really punchable face
Trivia: N/A
4. Rick Ickup
Job Title: Wyvern Whisperer
Skill: Speaks at a frequency only lizards hear
Trivia: N/A
5. Lance Thatchalot
Job Title: Unicorn Trainer
Skill: Has the most lustrous looks
Trivia: N/A
6. Armarachi
Job Title: Gem-Cutter
Skill: Making those diamonds really sparkle!
Trivia: N/A
7. Pepporius
Job Title: Centaur Tamer
Skill: Really rocks a mullet
Trivia: N/A
8. RuNerys
Job Title: Queen Mutha
Skill: Serving looks and being fierce
Trivia: N/A
9. Timmicula
Job Title: Hare Harbinger
Skill: Excels on bunny agility courses
Trivia: N/A
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1. Sanic Shufflefast
Job Title: Truffle Taster
Skill: Fitting 47 truffles in their mouth!
Trivia: Parody of Sega game character Sonic the Hedgehog and/or the meme version Sanic Hegehog
2. Tommy Choo Choo
Job Title: Candy Conductor
Skill: Blissfully ignorant
Trivia: Parody of the character Thomas the Tank Engine from children's TV series Thomas & Friends which was further parodied by The Simpsons Season 4, Episode 15"I Love Lisa" with the Valentine's card reading "I Choo-Choo-Choose You"
3. Rachel Gosling
Job Title: Kadoobies Cleaner
Skill: Hopelessly devoted to the job
Trivia: Also appears in event "Capitalist Cakeday "
4. Spicy Spice
Job Title: Capsaicin Extractor
Skill: Knows what she wants (really really)
Trivia: Parody of the girl band Spice Girls' 1997 debut single "Wannabe "
5. Axl Roseanne
Job Title: Petal Groomer
Skill: Entirely thorn-resistant
Trivia: N/A
6. Mystery Anna
Job Title: Gold Plater
Skill: Converses in morse code
Trivia: N/A
7. Hannib-Al Bundy
Job Title: Head Portion Controller
Skill: Great listening skills
Trivia: N/A
8. Pvt. Salty Ray
Job Title: Sr. Candy Engraver
Skill: Can't Speel very gud
Trivia: N/A
9. Russell Browe
Job Title: Coachman Recruiter
Skill: Believes in the power of friendship
Trivia: Parody of Australian actor, Russell Crowe
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1. Kurdt Crowbrain
Job Title: Fork Tuner
Skill: Flinger of tunes
Trivia: N/A
2. Dr. Dray Z
Job Title: Headphone Manufacturer
Skill: Droppin beats for DrayZ!
Trivia: N/A
3. Heyayhr B. Vis
Job Title: Entrepreneur
Skill: Founder of the non-business, business!
Trivia: N/A
4. Prince Ali
Job Title: Carpet Cleaner
Skill: Master of Genie
Trivia: N/A
5. Maddhonest
Job Title: Lawyer
Skill: Handling the truth
Trivia: N/A
6. Gong Farley
Job Title: Percussion Therapist
Skill: Drumming up new business
Trivia: N/A
7. Earnie Cash
Job Title: Guitar Salesman
Skill: Won't back down
Trivia: N/A
8. Daft Prado G.
Job Title: Disguised Disc Jockey
Skill: Meeting all your combustion needs!
Trivia: N/A
9. Demon Darrell
Job Title: Undertaker
Skill: Preventing the dead from walking
Trivia: N/A
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1. Raze N. Face
Job Title: Sun-Drying Specialist
Skill: Rips on electric guitar
Trivia: N/A
2. B. Dandyman
Job Title: Bumblebee Ambassador
Skill: Resistant to stings
Trivia: N/A
3. Masky McSullahan
Job Title: Ice Scream Truck Driver
Skill: Accomplished jingle composer
Trivia: N/A
4. Bumpkin Noggin
Job Title: Pumpkin Plumper
Skill: Making the best pumpkin spice lattes
Trivia: N/A
5. Shreddy Krueger
Job Title: Wheat Reaper
Skill: Doesn't just tear it up, he shreds!
Trivia: N/A
6. Charles "Chuck" Wesker
Job Title: Haunted Doll Dealer
Skill: Responsible for 9/10 childhood fears
Trivia: N/A
7. Jonson Davoorhees
Job Title: Maize Designer
Skill: Making a mean crop circle!
Trivia: N/A
8. Barb Zombie
Job Title: Chief Lobotomizer
Skill: Very open-minded
Trivia: N/A
9. Bucket Head
Job Title: Basket Case Manufacturer
Skill: Easy to spot in a crowd
Trivia: N/A
10. Jeff Goldgoon
Job Title: Boggy Confectioner
Skill: The best neighbor you could ask for
Trivia: N/A
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1. Jeffrey Explosion
Job Title: Bomb Inspector
Skill: Tying the BOOM Together
Trivia: N/A
2. Silvia Brooks
Job Title: Silversmith
Skill: Making weapons and using them
Trivia: N/A
3. LeCrank
Job Title: Sr. Monkey Manager
Skill: Will eat overripe bananas
Trivia: N/A
4. Pick N. Flick
Job Title: Flembotomist
Skill: Can really boogie on down!
Trivia: Parody of Nickelodeon's The Ren & Stimpy Show
5. Kermy D. Frogger
Job Title: Tadpole Trainer
Skill: Lean, mean, green fighting machine
Trivia: Parody of Jim Henson's Muppet Kermit the Frog
6. Jackie Draven
Job Title: Crow King
Skill: Never forgets a face
Trivia: N/A
7. Mark Skid
Job Title: Transportation Advisor
Skill: Banned from 65/70 Interstates!
Trivia: N/A
8. Coolio Squints
Job Title: Button Masher Consultant
Skill: Fastest fingers in the known world!
Trivia: N/A
9. Theodore James
Job Title: Space and Time Invader
Skill: Fitting 100 people into one phone booth
Trivia: Parody of Keanu Reeve's character Ted (Theodore) Logan from the 1989 movie Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
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1. Skelemorph
Job Title: Vertebra Stacker
Skill: Cannot be rattled
Trivia: N/A
2. Rose-E
Job Title: Toilet Bowl Purifier
Skill: Better than your average air freshener
Trivia: N/A
3. Beetlespice
Job Title: Piquancy Consultant
Skill: Turns on the juice
Trivia: N/A
4. Vulkenny
Job Title: First Responder
Skill: First in, first out, not always intact!
Trivia: N/A
5. Barfa the Hutt
Job Title: Lead Upchecker
Skill: The gooey-iest
Trivia: N/A
6. Mac-T1000
Job Title: Shapeshifting Inventor
Skill: Fits under most doors
Trivia: N/A
7. Roman Charges
Job Title: Imperial Servant
Skill: Will do anything for the Emperor!
Trivia: N/A
8. Ruff Neck
Job Title: Collector
Skill: Has an extensive insect collection
Trivia: N/A
9. Space Ventura
Job Title: Alien Creature Investigator
Skill: Specializes in finding items lost in space
Trivia: N/A
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1. Scot Flopula
Job Title: Belly-Flopper Dietician
Skill: Quantum leaps into the water
Trivia: N/A
2. Bill "Freedom" Shrubbery
Job Title: Sr. Dungeon Master
Skill: Shoots fireballs from his eyes
Trivia: N/A
3. D. White-Itout
Job Title: Assistant to the Head Coach
Skill: Expertise in boxing and beet farming
Trivia: N/A
4. Papa "Iron" Bear
Job Title: Fisticuff Veteran
Skill: Bears who box don't need other skills
Trivia: N/A
5. Violent Guacamole
Job Title: Tortilla Chip Savior
Skill: Looks great in stretchy pants
Trivia: N/A
6. Dennie "El Toro" Worm
Job Title: Horn Sharpener
Skill: Really popular in North Korea
Trivia: N/A
7. Kobayash E. Hondahead
Job Title: Hamburger Annihilator
Skill: Puts buffets out of business
Trivia: N/A
8. Guy Blankendouche
Job Title: Master of Ceremonies
Skill: Always at the scene!
Trivia: N/A
9. J. Picholas
Job Title: Game Coach
Skill: Fastest APMs in the known world
Trivia: N/A
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1. NOS-Kwik 800
Job Title: The Bunninator
Skill: Making the perfect omlette
Trivia: N/A
2. Kenneth "Broil" Rock
Job Title: Luck Wrangler
Skill: Smells four-leaf clovers from a mile away
Trivia: N/A
3. Chloe Vern Fields
Job Title: Large-Scale Lanscaper
Skill: Levelling entire mountain ranges
Trivia: N/A
4. Don E. Huey Hefno
Job Title: Lagomorphing Ladies' Man
Skill: His pipe always stays lit
Trivia: N/A
5. Lepre Claus
Job Title: Kiln Operator
Skill: Tiny, yet terrifying
Trivia: N/A
6. TBA
Job Title: TBA
Skill: TBA
Trivia: TBA
7. Lt. LyVar La Lynch
Job Title: Sr. Rain Dancer
Skill: Knows the meaning behind the double rainbow
Trivia: N/A
8. Elmer "Big Ol" Fuut
Job Title: Phalange Appraiser
Skill: Excellent manicurist
Trivia: N/A
9. Puff "Sugar" Yucky
Job Title: Mallow Maestro
Skill: Always has a smile on his face
Trivia: N/A
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1. Lil' Brassicals
Job Title: Cruciferous Curator
Skill: Builds and drives go-karts
Trivia: N/A
2. Mr C. Hobbeson
Job Title: Fitness coach
Skill: Specializes in building character
Trivia: N/A
3. Cpt. Fank DiMoai
Job Title: Chief Finance Officer
Skill: If you can dream it, he can draw it
Trivia: N/A
4. D. R. Creeper
Job Title: Pestry Chef
Skill: The lesser of two weevils
Trivia: N/A
5. Oop C. Dook E.
Job Title: Second in Command
Skill: Doesn't stink... promise!
Trivia: N/A
6. Marvin D. Inky
Job Title: Soggy Sidekick
Skill: Superhuman pain threshold
Trivia: N/A
7. Alf E. Elf
Job Title: Mold and Shape Manager
Skill: Only eats tofu shaped like a cat
Trivia: N/A
8. Jennifer Y
Job Title: Vlogger and Influencer
Skill: B. A in wokeness
Trivia: N/A
9. Orville Diemond
Job Title: Graphite Trainer
Skill: Mines his own business
Trivia: N/A
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1. Matt 'LeChicken Coop' Cooper
Job Title: Seat Stuffer
Skill: Keeping seats cozy, clean, and com-fy!
Trivia: N/A
2. Rev 'Run' Ronnie
Job Title: Pro Runner
Skill: Never skips leg day and loves cardio
Trivia: N/A
3. The Queen of Pop
Job Title: Soda Pop Socialite
Skill: Never lets a conversation go flat
Trivia: N/A
4. DJ Masta D
Job Title: Sr. Gains Officer
Skill: Being swole is totally a skill
Trivia: N/A
5. TBA
Job Title: TBA
Skill: TBA
Trivia: TBA
6. Billy-Bo Simmons
Job Title: Hypeman Supreme
Skill: Is so hype and much flex!
Trivia: N/A
7. Deputy Moose CHiPs
Job Title: Crunch Tester
Skill: Ensuring crisp for more than 70 years!
Trivia: N/A
8. Robo-Wiz
Job Title: Beep Boop
Skill: Great impersonations of dial-up modems
Trivia: Robo-cop
9. Super Meat Girl
Job Title: Dave's BFF
Skill: Can make patties into any shape!
Trivia: N/A
10. Ho Ho Toot Toot
Job Title: Bean Counter
Skill: Makes spinach 100 different ways
Trivia: N/A
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1. Ric Butkus
Job Title: Cheerleeding Pupperteer
Skill: Organizing fake parties
Trivia: N/A
2. Ted DiBiamsay
Job Title: Double-dipper Prevention Officer
Skill: Makes a mean 19-layer full body dip
Trivia: N/A
3. Yogi Grills
Job Title: Expert Grill Scrubber
Skill: Flipping patties with both hands
Trivia: N/A
4. P.T. Backyard
Job Title: Reaper's chef
Skill: Baking non-lethal puffer fish pastry
Trivia: N/A
5. Budge Aldrin
Job Title: Vaporwave Microbrewer
Skill: Plays music on empty beverage cans
Trivia: N/A
6. Foam Montana
Job Title: Foam Prothetician
Skill: Can make 6 touchdowns in one throw
Trivia: N/A
7. Mr. Rodgers
Job Title: Vista-with-a-view Spotter
Skill: Can juggle zepplins
Trivia: N/A
8. Tony Promo
Job Title: Pendulum Wiggler
Skill: Friends with psychic toads
Trivia: N/A
9. Li'l Forgi
Job Title: Chied Flow Engineer
Skill: Pumping it up!
Trivia: N/A
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1. Martha Stewbucks
Job Title: Gourd Brewer
Skill: Always back by popular demand
Trivia: N/A
2. Job Madden
Job Title: Sportsball Manager
Skill: Has contacts all over the industry
Trivia: N/A
3. McDeener Sisters
Job Title: Thoughts Thickener
Skill: Often seen leaving the train station
Trivia: N/A
4. Sunoru Chibi Bear
Job Title: Fabric Softener
Skill: Fights evil by moonlight
Trivia: N/A
5. Tongue-Tied Roberto
Job Title: Extended Family Interpreter
Skill: Fluent in every language except Sith
Trivia: N/A
6. Brigadier R.D
Job Title: Potato Masher Guru
Skill: Gets all the lumps out of gravy
Trivia: N/A
7. Iron Whisperer 3000
Job Title: Robo-Doggo Trainer
Skill: Never leaves a poop behind
Trivia: N/A
8. Maury P Hour
Job Title: Senior Mediator
Skill: Excellent negotiator
Trivia: N/A
9. Ash 'Smart T. Pants' Cut'em
Job Title: Multi-Tool Salesman
Skill: Full of catchy one-liners
Trivia: N/A
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1. Dr. Grant Murphy
Job Title: Cyborg Paleontologist
Skill: Gets the Dino DNA - Dead of Alive!
Trivia: N/A
2. Murdoch Bros.
Job Title: Syncronized Climbers
Skill: Always puts safety first
Trivia: N/A
3. Dana Skeeloo
Job Title: Shearing Consultant
Skill: Prevents 5 o'clock shadows
Trivia: N/A
4. Corny McGallop
Job Title: Carriage Calibrator
Skill: Never gets lost
Trivia: N/A
5. Sir Clean Ace
Job Title: Exfoliation Expert
Skill: Putting a stop to B.O since 900 A.D
Trivia: N/A
6. Davin "The Hoff" Seagull
Job Title: Bae Watcher
Skill: Looks good running in slo mo
Trivia: N/A
7. Zachy Schreiber
Job Title: Scooping Aficionado
Skill: Never kicks the litter out of the pan
Trivia: N/A
8. Tomas Eeks
Job Title: Trap Designer
Skill: If he fits, he sits
Trivia: N/A
9. Ol' Bailey Jack
Job Title: Minister of Oceanic Oddities
Skill: Makes cocktails served in shoes
Trivia: N/A
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Name/Job/Skill/Trivia
1. Blue Jean
Job Title: Cobra Instigator
Skill: Rips the sleeves off all his shirts
Trivia: N/A
2. Lois Boulevard
Job Title: Scoop Catcher
Skill: Fills an entire notebook in one day
Trivia: N/A
3. Alfie Grayson
Job Title: Bat Herder
Skill: Sheperd of the flock
Trivia: N/A
4. Plain Jane
Job Title: Influencer
Skill: Tying up loose ends
Trivia: N/A
5. Splinteroni
Job Title: Pizza Sommelier
Skill: Survived two black plagues
Trivia: N/A
6. Flex Luther
Job Title: Beefcake Architect
Skill: He's... really shiny
Trivia: N/A
7. Mystic Mind
Job Title: Therapist
Skill: Body and brains
Trivia: N/A
8. Quinn Davidson
Job Title: Comedian
Skill: Master of lolz
Trivia: N/A
9. J. Jonah Hillson
Job Title: Bee Keeper
Skill: Loves hornets
Trivia: N/A
10. Dredder
Job Title: Super Stylist
Skill: Turtle wax and ooze are his secret products
Trivia: N/A
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Name/Job/Skill/Trivia
1. Tom E. Gherkin
Job Title: Nibble Specialist
Skill: Experienced escape artist
Trivia: N/A
2. Goliamammoth
Job Title: Lead Tusk Trimmer
Skill: Remaining completely still for a long time
Trivia: N/A
3. Santa's Spunky Helper
Job Title: Devoted Doggo
Skill: Barking when no one is at the door
Trivia: N/A
4. Megawilite
Job Title: Equine Engineer
Skill: Changing a horseshoe in 2 seconds flat
Trivia: N/A
5. Ms. Throzzle
Job Title: Planetary Bus Pilot
Skill: Never needs permission slips
Trivia: N/A
6. Major Narf
Job Title: Planetary Protector
Skill: Transforming things into shrubbery
Trivia: N/A
7. Betelgeuse Bleu
Job Title: Big Blue Bio-exorcist
Skill: Ridding the land of the living and crime
Trivia: N/A
8. Ted McCloud
Job Title: Feather Coiffeur
Skill: Always looks dapper
Trivia: N/A
9. The Red Rodent
Job Title: Protector of Sewers
Skill: Squeezes into tight spaces
Trivia: N/A