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Capitalist Connection Managers allow for permanent bonuses for Planets and Events. They were introduced as part of the 5-year "Sell-ebrations". There are over 200 manager cards to collect, by spending cake or gold on vaults.

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Planets[]

Earth[]

Card Name/Job/Skill/Trivia
Cabe-johnson
1. Cabe Johnson
  • Job Title: Sr. Lemonade Barista
  • Skill: Spells 99% of Names Correctly
  • Trivia: N/A
Cc-perry-black
2. Perry Black
  • Job Title: Editor-in-Chief
  • Skill: Writing catchy headlines
  • Trivia: N/A
Heisenbird
3. W. W. Heisenbird
  • Job Title: Soap Chemist
  • Skill: Never leaves streaks
  • Trivia: Parody of AMC's Breaking Bad main character Walter White "Heisenberg"
Mama-sean
4. Mama Sean
  • Job Title: Cheese Distribution Expert
  • Skill: Making that cheddar!
  • Trivia: N/A
Jim-thorton
5. Jim Thorton
  • Job Title: Sprinkle Scientist
  • Skill: Glazes 10 nonagintillion donuts an hour
  • Trivia: N/A
Forest-trump
6. Forest Trump
  • Job Title: Crustacean Interpreter
  • Skill: Eats 40 million krill in a single sitting
  • Trivia: N/A
Dawn-cheri
7. Dawn Cheri
  • Job Title: Lead Puck Purchaser
  • Skill: Wears a different suit each day
  • Trivia: N/A
Stefani-speilburger
8. Stefani Speilburger
  • Job Title: Bestest Boy Grip
  • Skill: Finding the perfect shot
  • Trivia: N/A
Dark-lord
9. The Dark Lord
  • Job Title: Vault Auditor M. D.
  • Skill: Knows how to use an abacus
  • Trivia: N/A
Derrick-plainview
10. Derrick Plainview
  • Job Title: Petroleum Siphoner
  • Skill: Average bowling score of 300
  • Trivia: N/A

Mars[]

Card Name/Job/Skill/Trivia
Dirtwood-redsmith
1. Dirtwood Redsmith
  • Job Title: Crater Custodian
  • Skill: Never needs a haircut
  • Trivia: N/A
General-candy-coates
2. General Candy Coates
  • Job Title: Nougat Nutritionist
  • Skill: Has never had a cavity
  • Trivia: N/A
Carlos-roundhouse-ray
3. Carlos "Roundhouse" Ray
  • Job Title: Masculinity Influencer
  • Skill: Can beat the sun in a staring contest
  • Trivia: N/A
M-wong
4. M. Wong
  • Job Title: Buggle Breeder
  • Skill: Doesn't find spiders icky
  • Trivia: N/A
Hekhov-a-guy
5. Hekhov A. Guy
  • Job Title: Portal Operator
  • Skill: Completely fireproof
  • Trivia: N/A
Sister-ack
6. Sister Ack
  • Job Title: Spiritual Advisor
  • Skill: Shoots first and makes peace later
  • Trivia: N/A
Tommy-k-quaid
7. Tommy K. Quaid
  • Job Title: Cerebral Cortexter
  • Skill: Uses the other 90% of his brain
  • Trivia: N/A
Marty-landsajob
8. Marty Landsajob
  • Job Title: Sr. Price Gouger
  • Skill: Eats a lot of carrots
  • Trivia: N/A
Unknown-connection
9. TBA
  • Job Title: TBA
  • Skill: TBA
  • Trivia: TBA

Moon[]

Card Name/Job/Skill/Trivia
Buzz-cobbler
1. Buzz Cobbler
  • Job Title: Shoe Fitter
  • Skill: Cooks amazing soul food
  • Trivia: N/A
Gracie-stone
2. Gracie Stone
  • Job Title: Space Survivalist
  • Skill: Expertise in wibbly-wobbly stuff
  • Trivia: N/A
Dolly-pardon
3. Dolly Pardon
  • Job Title: Genetic Genius
  • Skill: Always stays warm
  • Trivia: N/A
Jean-luc-turanga
4. Jean Luc Turanga
  • Job Title: Bold Captain
  • Skill: Plays the flute
  • Trivia: N/A
Unknown-connection
5. TBA
  • Job Title: TBA
  • Skill: TBA
  • Trivia: TBA
Hurdy-gurdy
6. Hurdy Gurdy
  • Job Title: Artificial Rancher
  • Skill: Has an impressive octave range
  • Trivia:
Unknown-connection
7. TBA
  • Job Title: TBA
  • Skill: TBA
  • Trivia: TBA
Willy-dizzy
8. Willy Dizzy
  • Job Title: Gravity Lift Operator
  • Skill: A magician with physics
  • Trivia: N/A
Mike-jameson-wolf
9. Mike Jameson Wolf
  • Job Title: Lycanthropologist
  • Skill: Is one with the moon
  • Trivia: N/A
Dr-bad-news
10. Dr. Bad News
  • Job Title: Zap Inspector
  • Skill: Knows a lot about sharks
  • Trivia: N/A

Events[]

1% Land[]

Card Name/Job/Skill/Trivia
Lemmy-parker
1. Lemmy Parker
  • Job Title: Citrust Fund Kid
  • Skill: Makes everything look easy peasy
  • Trivia: N/A
Kanine
2. J. Kanine
  • Job Title: Beluga Bootlogger
  • Skill: Calls everyone Ol' Sport
  • Trivia: N/A
Bubsy-casanova
3. Bubsy Casanova
  • Job Title: Maritime Romeo
  • Skill: Can repel women in 0. 3 seconds flat
  • Trivia: N/A
Michelle-dee-cathy
4. Michelle Dee Cathy
  • Job Title: Avian Appendage Expert
  • Skill: Volunteers at the burn ward
  • Trivia: N/A
John-crikemond
5. John Crikemond
  • Job Title: Creature Collector
  • Skill: Gives great ear scratches :3
  • Trivia: Parody of Australian Wildlife advocate, Steve Erwin
Dom-dijon
6. Dom Dijon
  • Job Title: Limo Driver
  • Skill: The best at small talk
  • Trivia: N/A
Dave-n-gineer
7. Dave N. Gineer
  • Job Title: Elevator Operator
  • Skill: He's the strong, silent type
  • Trivia: N/A
Crash D Woody
8. Crash D. Woody
  • Job Title:Roller Coaster Tester
  • Skill: Can withstand a lot of damage
  • Trivia: N/A
Big-willy-branberg
9. Big Willy Branberg
  • Job Title: Amusement Park Magnate
  • Skill: Almost as rich as the Capitalist
  • Trivia: N/A

A Capitalist Carol[]

Card Name/Job/Skill/Trivia
Charles-bruut
1. Charles Bruut
  • Job Title: Tree Trimmer
  • Skill: I am Bruut
  • Trivia: Parody of "Groot" from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy
Ag-bailey
2. Ag Bailey
  • Job Title: Chief Ding-a-ling
  • Skill: Really resonates with people
  • Trivia: N/A
The-solo-ralphie
3. The Solo Ralphie
  • Job Title: Scope Inspector
  • Skill: Fastest shooter in the west AND east!
  • Trivia: N/A
Anthony-griswalder
4. Anthony Griswalder
  • Job Title: Head Shellac-er
  • Skill: Shines at every opportunity!
  • Trivia: Parody of Clark Griswold from the 1989 Christmas movie National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Kevin-dutchman-mcgoldjunk
5. Kevin "Dutchman" McGoldjunk
  • Job Title: Paint-Can Fastener
  • Skill: Independent and resourceful
  • Trivia: N/A
Bernardo-commando
6. Bernardo Commando
  • Job Title: Contentment Captain
  • Skill: Dabbles in turkey basting
  • Trivia: N/A
Bob-gross
7. Bob Gross
  • Job Title: Fuzzee Hair Stylist
  • Skill: Covers mistakes with happy little trees
  • Trivia: Parody of artist, painter and Internet meme star, the late Bob Ross
Postman-sinboost
8. Postman Sinboost
  • Job Title: Cheer Courier
  • Skill: Neither snow nor rain can stop him
  • Trivia: N/A
Fry-grinchi
9. Fry Grinchi
  • Job Title: Beast Barbecuer
  • Skill: Mayor of Flav-who-town
  • Trivia: N/A

A Nightmare on Easy Street[]

Card Name/Job/Skill/Trivia
Dr-granny-applesmith-phd
1. Dr. Granny Applesmith Ph.D
  • Job Title: Fruit Physician
  • Skill: Making the pain go away
  • Trivia: N/A
Artur-e-clogger
2. Artur E. Clogger
  • Job Title: Mirror Installer
  • Skill: Able to read backwards
  • Trivia: N/A
Hellraisin-bran
3. Hellraisin Bran
  • Job Title: Scoop Monitor
  • Skill: Full of fiber!
  • Trivia: Parody of the breakfast cereal Kellogg's Raisin Bran®
Tiffany-good-gal
4. Tiffany Good Gal
  • Job Title: Bippity Booper
  • Skill: Fluent in gibberish
  • Trivia: N/A
Sam-r-strangekiss
5. Sam 'R' Strangekiss
  • Job Title: Debonair Demon
  • Skill: Great at swing dancing
  • Trivia: N/A
Slappers-oo-nly
6. Slappers OO. Nly
  • Job Title: Pocket Square Pundit
  • Skill: Always dressed to kill
  • Trivia: N/A
Cousin-skrill-it
7. Cousin Skrill It
  • Job Title: Sr. Beat Dropper
  • Skill: Mashup master
  • Trivia: N/A
Leatherwise
8. Leatherwise
  • Job Title: Sewer Conservationist
  • Skill: Gator wrestling
  • Trivia: N/A
The-gradient-twins
9. The Gradient Twins
  • Job Title: Terrifying Twosome
  • Skill: Loves to play!
  • Trivia: N/A

Black & Blue Friday[]

Card Name/Job/Skill/Trivia
Johnny-j-kool
1. "Johnny" J. Kool
  • Job Title: Structural Inspector
  • Skill: Walls and doors won't stop him!
  • Trivia: N/A
Moe-powa-tuulman
2. Moe Powa Tuulman
  • Job Title: Superhuman Handyman
  • Skill: Fixes anything with a little duct tape
  • Trivia: N/A
Mrs-t-starkworth
3. Mrs. T Starkworth
  • Job Title: Syrup Saucier
  • Skill: Best in the universe
  • Trivia: N/A
Ray-bluemano
4. Ray Bluemano
  • Job Title: Leade Blu-Ray Repairman
  • Skill: Loved by everyone
  • Trivia: N/A
Edward-hedgefinger
5. Edward Hedgefinger
  • Job Title: Savings Stylist
  • Skill: Cuts perfectly on the dotted line
  • Trivia: N/A
Ghoulhand-luke-greeter
6. "Ghoulhand" Luke Greeter
  • Job Title: Greeting Director
  • Skill: Cleaning underneath appliances with ease
  • Trivia: N/A
Councilman-g-gogo-quimby
7. Councilman G. "GoGo" Quimby
  • Job Title: Gizmo Commissioner
  • Skill: Solves most municipal issues with a toothpick
  • Trivia: Parody of Inspector Gadget
The-unstoppable-krusternaut
8. The Unstoppable Krusternaut
  • Job Title: Bounce Strategist
  • Skill: Naut your average manager
  • Trivia: N/A
Shea-guy-lavince
9. Shea Guy LaVince
  • Job Title: Suction Auditor
  • Skill: Leaving the competition in the dust!
  • Trivia: N/A

Capitalist Cakeday[]

Card Name/Job/Skill/Trivia
Bubsy-casanova-0
1. Bubsy Casanova
  • Job Title: Maritime Romeo
  • Skill: Can repel women in 0. 3 seconds flat
  • Trivia: N/A
Dr-grant-murphy
2. Dr. Grant Murphy
  • Job Title: Cyborg Paleontologist
  • Skill: Gets the Dino DNA - Dead or Alive!
  • Trivia: N/A
D-white-itout
3. D. White-Itout
  • Job Title: Assistant to the Head Coach
  • Skill: Expertise in boxing and beet farming
  • Trivia: N/A
Lc-slater
4. L. C Slater
  • Job Title: Disgraced Limousine Driver
  • Skill: Losing his wheels
  • Trivia: N/A
Lemmy-parker
5. Lemmy Parker
  • Job Title: Citrust Fund Kid
  • Skill: Makes everything look peasy
  • Trivia: N/A
Mac-t1000
6. Mac-T1000
  • Job Title: Shapeshifting Inventor
  • Skill: Fits under most doors
  • Trivia: Parody of the T-1000 from James Cameron's 1991 movie Terminator 2: Judgement Day
More-powa-tuulman
7. More Powa Tuulman
  • Job Title: Superhuman Handyman
  • Skill: Can fix anything with a little duct tape
  • Trivia: N/A
Mr-throzzle
8. Mr. Throzzle
  • Job Title: Planetary Bus Pilot
  • Skill: Never needs permission slips
  • Trivia: N/A
Ol-bailey-jack
9. Ol' Bailey Jack
  • Job Title: Minister of Oceanic Oddities
  • Skill: Making cocktails served in shoes
  • Trivia: N/A
The-queen-of-pop
10. The Queen of Pop
  • Job Title: Soda Pop Socialite
  • Skill: Never lets a conversation go flat
  • Trivia: N/A
Rachel-gosling-0
11. Rachel Gosling
  • Job Title: Kadoobies Cleaner
  • Skill: Hopelessly devoted to the job
  • Trivia: Also appears in event For the Love of Money
Silvia-brooks-0
12. Silvia Brooks
  • Job Title: Silversmith
  • Skill: Making weapons and using them
  • Trivia: Also appears in event Insert Coins to Continue

Cashalot![]

Card Name/Job/Skill/Trivia
D-isplay-sr
1. D-isplay Sr.
  • Job Title: Chief Streetglow Tech
  • Skill: Has fuzzy dice in every colour
  • Trivia: N/A
Mama-weaver
2. Mama Weaver
  • Job Title: Senior Spinster
  • Skill: Weaves 1,000 tapestries and hour
  • Trivia: N/A
Joffrius-autocratus
3. Joffrius Autocratus
  • Job Title: Pleeb Scouter
  • Skill: Has a really punchable face
  • Trivia: N/A
Rich-ickup
4. Rick Ickup
  • Job Title: Wyvern Whisperer
  • Skill: Speaks at a frequency only lizards hear
  • Trivia: N/A
Lance-thatchalot
5. Lance Thatchalot
  • Job Title: Unicorn Trainer
  • Skill: Has the most lustrous looks
  • Trivia: N/A
Armarachi
6. Armarachi
  • Job Title: Gem-Cutter
  • Skill: Making those diamonds really sparkle!
  • Trivia: N/A
Pepporius
7. Pepporius
  • Job Title: Centaur Tamer
  • Skill: Really rocks a mullet
  • Trivia: N/A
Runerys
8. RuNerys
  • Job Title: Queen Mutha
  • Skill: Serving looks and being fierce
  • Trivia: N/A
Timmicula
9. Timmicula
  • Job Title: Hare Harbinger
  • Skill: Excels on bunny agility courses
  • Trivia: N/A

For the Love of Money[]

Card Name/Job/Skill/Trivia
Sanic-shufflefast
1. Sanic Shufflefast
  • Job Title: Truffle Taster
  • Skill: Fitting 47 truffles in their mouth!
  • Trivia: Parody of Sega game character Sonic the Hedgehog and/or the meme version Sanic Hegehog
Tommy-choo-choo
2. Tommy Choo Choo
  • Job Title: Candy Conductor
  • Skill: Blissfully ignorant
  • Trivia: Parody of the character Thomas the Tank Engine from children's TV series Thomas & Friends which was further parodied by The Simpsons Season 4, Episode 15"I Love Lisa" with the Valentine's card reading "I Choo-Choo-Choose You"
Rachel-gosling
3. Rachel Gosling
  • Job Title: Kadoobies Cleaner
  • Skill: Hopelessly devoted to the job
  • Trivia: Also appears in event "Capitalist Cakeday"
Spicy-spice
4. Spicy Spice
  • Job Title: Capsaicin Extractor
  • Skill: Knows what she wants (really really)
  • Trivia: Parody of the girl band Spice Girls' 1997 debut single "Wannabe"
Axl-roseanne
5. Axl Roseanne
  • Job Title: Petal Groomer
  • Skill: Entirely thorn-resistant
  • Trivia: N/A
Mystery-anna
6. Mystery Anna
  • Job Title: Gold Plater
  • Skill: Converses in morse code
  • Trivia: N/A
Hannib-Al-Bundy
7. Hannib-Al Bundy
  • Job Title: Head Portion Controller
  • Skill: Great listening skills
  • Trivia: N/A
Pvt-salty-ray
8. Pvt. Salty Ray
  • Job Title: Sr. Candy Engraver
  • Skill: Can't Speel very gud
  • Trivia: N/A
Russell-browe
9. Russell Browe
  • Job Title: Coachman Recruiter
  • Skill: Believes in the power of friendship
  • Trivia: Parody of Australian actor, Russell Crowe

Cashella[]

Card Name/Job/Skill/Trivia
Kurdt-crowbrain
1. Kurdt Crowbrain
  • Job Title: Fork Tuner
  • Skill: Flinger of tunes
  • Trivia: N/A
Dr-dray-z
2. Dr. Dray Z
  • Job Title: Headphone Manufacturer
  • Skill: Droppin beats for DrayZ!
  • Trivia: N/A
Heyayhr-b-vis
3. Heyayhr B. Vis
  • Job Title: Entrepreneur
  • Skill: Founder of the non-business, business!
  • Trivia: N/A
Prince-ali
4. Prince Ali
  • Job Title: Carpet Cleaner
  • Skill: Master of Genie
  • Trivia: N/A
Maddhonest
5. Maddhonest
  • Job Title: Lawyer
  • Skill: Handling the truth
  • Trivia: N/A
Gong-farley
6. Gong Farley
  • Job Title: Percussion Therapist
  • Skill: Drumming up new business
  • Trivia: N/A
Earnie-cash
7. Earnie Cash
  • Job Title: Guitar Salesman
  • Skill: Won't back down
  • Trivia: N/A
Daft-prado-g
8. Daft Prado G.
  • Job Title: Disguised Disc Jockey
  • Skill: Meeting all your combustion needs!
  • Trivia: N/A
Demon-darrell
9. Demon Darrell
  • Job Title: Undertaker
  • Skill: Preventing the dead from walking
  • Trivia: N/A

Gates of Heck[]

Card Name/Job/Skill/Trivia
Raze-n-face
1. Raze N. Face
  • Job Title: Sun-Drying Specialist
  • Skill: Rips on electric guitar
  • Trivia: N/A
B-dandyman
2. B. Dandyman
  • Job Title: Bumblebee Ambassador
  • Skill: Resistant to stings
  • Trivia: N/A
Masky-mcsullahan
3. Masky McSullahan
  • Job Title: Ice Scream Truck Driver
  • Skill: Accomplished jingle composer
  • Trivia: N/A
Bumpkin-noggin
4. Bumpkin Noggin
  • Job Title: Pumpkin Plumper
  • Skill: Making the best pumpkin spice lattes
  • Trivia: N/A
Shreddy-krueger
5. Shreddy Krueger
  • Job Title: Wheat Reaper
  • Skill: Doesn't just tear it up, he shreds!
  • Trivia: N/A
Charles-chuck-wesker
6. Charles "Chuck" Wesker
  • Job Title: Haunted Doll Dealer
  • Skill: Responsible for 9/10 childhood fears
  • Trivia: N/A
Jonson-davoorhees
7. Jonson Davoorhees
  • Job Title: Maize Designer
  • Skill: Making a mean crop circle!
  • Trivia: N/A
Barb-zombie
8. Barb Zombie
  • Job Title: Chief Lobotomizer
  • Skill: Very open-minded
  • Trivia: N/A
Bucket-head
9. Bucket Head
  • Job Title: Basket Case Manufacturer
  • Skill: Easy to spot in a crowd
  • Trivia: N/A
Jeff-goldgoon
10. Jeff Goldgoon
  • Job Title: Boggy Confectioner
  • Skill: The best neighbor you could ask for
  • Trivia: N/A

Insert Coins to Continue[]

Card Name/Job/Skill/Trivia
Jeffrey-explosion
1. Jeffrey Explosion
  • Job Title: Bomb Inspector
  • Skill: Tying the BOOM Together
  • Trivia: N/A
Silvia-brooks
2. Silvia Brooks
  • Job Title: Silversmith
  • Skill: Making weapons and using them
  • Trivia: N/A
Lecrank
3. LeCrank
  • Job Title: Sr. Monkey Manager
  • Skill: Will eat overripe bananas
  • Trivia: N/A
Pick-n-flick
4. Pick N. Flick
  • Job Title: Flembotomist
  • Skill: Can really boogie on down!
  • Trivia: Parody of Nickelodeon's The Ren & Stimpy Show
Kermy-d-frogger
5. Kermy D. Frogger
  • Job Title: Tadpole Trainer
  • Skill: Lean, mean, green fighting machine
  • Trivia: Parody of Jim Henson's Muppet Kermit the Frog
Jackie-draven
6. Jackie Draven
  • Job Title: Crow King
  • Skill: Never forgets a face
  • Trivia: N/A
Mark-skid
7. Mark Skid
  • Job Title: Transportation Advisor
  • Skill: Banned from 65/70 Interstates!
  • Trivia: N/A
Coolio-squints
8. Coolio Squints
  • Job Title: Button Masher Consultant
  • Skill: Fastest fingers in the known world!
  • Trivia: N/A
Theodore-james
9. Theodore James
  • Job Title: Space and Time Invader
  • Skill: Fitting 100 people into one phone booth
  • Trivia: Parody of Keanu Reeve's character Ted (Theodore) Logan from the 1989 movie Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Live Rich and Profit[]

Card Name/Job/Skill/Trivia
Skelemorph
1. Skelemorph
  • Job Title: Vertebra Stacker
  • Skill: Cannot be rattled
  • Trivia: N/A
Rose-e
2. Rose-E
  • Job Title: Toilet Bowl Purifier
  • Skill: Better than your average air freshener
  • Trivia: N/A
Beetlespice
3. Beetlespice
  • Job Title: Piquancy Consultant
  • Skill: Turns on the juice
  • Trivia: N/A
Vulkenny
4. Vulkenny
  • Job Title: First Responder
  • Skill: First in, first out, not always intact!
  • Trivia: N/A
Barfa-the-hutt
5. Barfa the Hutt
  • Job Title: Lead Upchecker
  • Skill: The gooey-iest
  • Trivia: N/A
Mac-t1000-0
6. Mac-T1000
  • Job Title: Shapeshifting Inventor
  • Skill: Fits under most doors
  • Trivia: N/A
Roman-charges
7. Roman Charges
  • Job Title: Imperial Servant
  • Skill: Will do anything for the Emperor!
  • Trivia: N/A
Ruff-neck
8. Ruff Neck
  • Job Title: Collector
  • Skill: Has an extensive insect collection
  • Trivia: N/A
Space-ventura
9. Space Ventura
  • Job Title: Alien Creature Investigator
  • Skill: Specializes in finding items lost in space
  • Trivia: N/A

Live Your Profits![]

Card Name/Job/Skill/Trivia
Scot Flopula
1. Scot Flopula
  • Job Title: Belly-Flopper Dietician
  • Skill: Quantum leaps into the water
  • Trivia: N/A
Bill-freedom-shrubbery
2. Bill "Freedom" Shrubbery
  • Job Title: Sr. Dungeon Master
  • Skill: Shoots fireballs from his eyes
  • Trivia: N/A
D-white-itout-0
3. D. White-Itout
  • Job Title: Assistant to the Head Coach
  • Skill: Expertise in boxing and beet farming
  • Trivia: N/A
Papa-iron-bear
4. Papa "Iron" Bear
  • Job Title: Fisticuff Veteran
  • Skill: Bears who box don't need other skills
  • Trivia: N/A
Violent-guacamole
5. Violent Guacamole
  • Job Title: Tortilla Chip Savior
  • Skill: Looks great in stretchy pants
  • Trivia: N/A
Dennie-el-toro-worm
6. Dennie "El Toro" Worm
  • Job Title: Horn Sharpener
  • Skill: Really popular in North Korea
  • Trivia: N/A
Kobayash-e-hondahead
7. Kobayash E. Hondahead
  • Job Title: Hamburger Annihilator
  • Skill: Puts buffets out of business
  • Trivia: N/A
Guy-blankendouche
8. Guy Blankendouche
  • Job Title: Master of Ceremonies
  • Skill: Always at the scene!
  • Trivia: N/A
J-picholas
9. J. Picholas
  • Job Title: Game Coach
  • Skill: Fastest APMs in the known world
  • Trivia: N/A

Making it Rain[]

Card Name/Job/Skill/Trivia
Nos-kwik-800
1. NOS-Kwik 800
  • Job Title: The Bunninator
  • Skill: Making the perfect omlette
  • Trivia: N/A
Kenneth-broil-rock
2. Kenneth "Broil" Rock
  • Job Title: Luck Wrangler
  • Skill: Smells four-leaf clovers from a mile away
  • Trivia: N/A
Chloe-vern-fields
3. Chloe Vern Fields
  • Job Title: Large-Scale Lanscaper
  • Skill: Levelling entire mountain ranges
  • Trivia: N/A
Don-e-huey-hefno
4. Don E. Huey Hefno
  • Job Title: Lagomorphing Ladies' Man
  • Skill: His pipe always stays lit
  • Trivia: N/A
Lepre-claus
5. Lepre Claus
  • Job Title: Kiln Operator
  • Skill: Tiny, yet terrifying
  • Trivia: N/A
Unknown-connection
6. TBA
  • Job Title: TBA
  • Skill: TBA
  • Trivia: TBA
Lt-lyvar-la-lynch
7. Lt. LyVar La Lynch
  • Job Title: Sr. Rain Dancer
  • Skill: Knows the meaning behind the double rainbow
  • Trivia: N/A
Elmer-big-ol-fuut
8. Elmer "Big Ol" Fuut
  • Job Title: Phalange Appraiser
  • Skill: Excellent manicurist
  • Trivia: N/A
Puff-sugar-yucky
9. Puff "Sugar" Yucky
  • Job Title: Mallow Maestro
  • Skill: Always has a smile on his face
  • Trivia: N/A

Merry Merger[]

Card Name/Job/Skill/Trivia
Lil-brassicals
1. Lil' Brassicals
  • Job Title: Cruciferous Curator
  • Skill: Builds and drives go-karts
  • Trivia: N/A
Mr-c-hobbeson
2. Mr C. Hobbeson
  • Job Title: Fitness coach
  • Skill: Specializes in building character
  • Trivia: N/A
Cpt-frank-dimoai
3. Cpt. Fank DiMoai
  • Job Title: Chief Finance Officer
  • Skill: If you can dream it, he can draw it
  • Trivia: N/A
Dr-creeper
4. D. R. Creeper
  • Job Title: Pestry Chef
  • Skill: The lesser of two weevils
  • Trivia: N/A
Oop-c-dook-e
5. Oop C. Dook E.
  • Job Title: Second in Command
  • Skill: Doesn't stink... promise!
  • Trivia: N/A
Marvin-d-inky
6. Marvin D. Inky
  • Job Title: Soggy Sidekick
  • Skill: Superhuman pain threshold
  • Trivia: N/A
Alf-e-elf
7. Alf E. Elf
  • Job Title: Mold and Shape Manager
  • Skill: Only eats tofu shaped like a cat
  • Trivia: N/A
Jennifer-y
8. Jennifer Y
  • Job Title: Vlogger and Influencer
  • Skill: B. A in wokeness
  • Trivia: N/A
Orville-diemond
9. Orville Diemond
  • Job Title: Graphite Trainer
  • Skill: Mines his own business
  • Trivia: N/A

New You Resolutions[]

Card Name/Job/Skill/Trivia
Matt-lechicken-coop-cooper
1. Matt 'LeChicken Coop' Cooper
  • Job Title: Seat Stuffer
  • Skill: Keeping seats cozy, clean, and com-fy!
  • Trivia: N/A
Rev-run-ronnie
2. Rev 'Run' Ronnie
  • Job Title: Pro Runner
  • Skill: Never skips leg day and loves cardio
  • Trivia: N/A
The-queen-of-pop-0
3. The Queen of Pop
  • Job Title: Soda Pop Socialite
  • Skill: Never lets a conversation go flat
  • Trivia: N/A
Dj-masta-d
4. DJ Masta D
  • Job Title: Sr. Gains Officer
  • Skill: Being swole is totally a skill
  • Trivia: N/A
Unknown-connection
5. TBA
  • Job Title: TBA
  • Skill: TBA
  • Trivia: TBA
Billy-bo-simmons
6. Billy-Bo Simmons
  • Job Title: Hypeman Supreme
  • Skill: Is so hype and much flex!
  • Trivia: N/A
Deputy-moose-chips
7. Deputy Moose CHiPs
  • Job Title: Crunch Tester
  • Skill: Ensuring crisp for more than 70 years!
  • Trivia: N/A
Robo Wiz Capitalist Connection
8. Robo-Wiz
  • Job Title: Beep Boop
  • Skill: Great impersonations of dial-up modems
  • Trivia: Robo-cop
Super-meat-girl
9. Super Meat Girl
  • Job Title: Dave's BFF
  • Skill: Can make patties into any shape!
  • Trivia: N/A
Ho-ho-toot-toot
10. Ho Ho Toot Toot
  • Job Title: Bean Counter
  • Skill: Makes spinach 100 different ways
  • Trivia: N/A

Profit-A-Bowl[]

Card Name/Job/Skill/Trivia
Ric-butkus
1. Ric Butkus
  • Job Title: Cheerleeding Pupperteer
  • Skill: Organizing fake parties
  • Trivia: N/A
Ted-dibiamsay
2. Ted DiBiamsay
  • Job Title: Double-dipper Prevention Officer
  • Skill: Makes a mean 19-layer full body dip
  • Trivia: N/A
Yogi-grills
3. Yogi Grills
  • Job Title: Expert Grill Scrubber
  • Skill: Flipping patties with both hands
  • Trivia: N/A
Pt-backyard
4. P.T. Backyard
  • Job Title: Reaper's chef
  • Skill: Baking non-lethal puffer fish pastry
  • Trivia: N/A
Budge-aldrin
5. Budge Aldrin
  • Job Title: Vaporwave Microbrewer
  • Skill: Plays music on empty beverage cans
  • Trivia: N/A
Foam Montana Capitalist Connection
6. Foam Montana
  • Job Title: Foam Prothetician
  • Skill: Can make 6 touchdowns in one throw
  • Trivia: N/A
Mr-rodgers
7. Mr. Rodgers
  • Job Title: Vista-with-a-view Spotter
  • Skill: Can juggle zepplins
  • Trivia: N/A
Tony-promo
8. Tony Promo
  • Job Title: Pendulum Wiggler
  • Skill: Friends with psychic toads
  • Trivia: N/A
Lil-forgi
9. Li'l Forgi
  • Job Title: Chied Flow Engineer
  • Skill: Pumping it up!
  • Trivia: N/A

Thanks-Gizmo[]

Card Name/Job/Skill/Trivia
Martha-stewbucks
1. Martha Stewbucks
  • Job Title: Gourd Brewer
  • Skill: Always back by popular demand
  • Trivia: N/A
Job-madden
2. Job Madden
  • Job Title: Sportsball Manager
  • Skill: Has contacts all over the industry
  • Trivia: N/A
Mcdeener-sisters
3. McDeener Sisters
  • Job Title: Thoughts Thickener
  • Skill: Often seen leaving the train station
  • Trivia: N/A
Sunoru-chibi-bear
4. Sunoru Chibi Bear
  • Job Title: Fabric Softener
  • Skill: Fights evil by moonlight
  • Trivia: N/A
Tongue-tied-roberto
5. Tongue-Tied Roberto
  • Job Title: Extended Family Interpreter
  • Skill: Fluent in every language except Sith
  • Trivia: N/A
Brigadier-rd
6. Brigadier R.D
  • Job Title: Potato Masher Guru
  • Skill: Gets all the lumps out of gravy
  • Trivia: N/A
Iron-whisperer-3000
7. Iron Whisperer 3000
  • Job Title: Robo-Doggo Trainer
  • Skill: Never leaves a poop behind
  • Trivia: N/A
Maury-p-hour
8. Maury P Hour
  • Job Title: Senior Mediator
  • Skill: Excellent negotiator
  • Trivia: N/A
Ash-smart-t-pants-cut-em
9. Ash 'Smart T. Pants' Cut'em
  • Job Title: Multi-Tool Salesman
  • Skill: Full of catchy one-liners
  • Trivia: N/A

The Excellent AdVenture[]

Card Name/Job/Skill/Trivia
Dr-grant-murphy-0
1. Dr. Grant Murphy
  • Job Title: Cyborg Paleontologist
  • Skill: Gets the Dino DNA - Dead of Alive!
  • Trivia: N/A
Murdoch-bros
2. Murdoch Bros.
  • Job Title: Syncronized Climbers
  • Skill: Always puts safety first
  • Trivia: N/A
Dana-skeeloo
3. Dana Skeeloo
  • Job Title: Shearing Consultant
  • Skill: Prevents 5 o'clock shadows
  • Trivia: N/A
Corny-mcgallop
4. Corny McGallop
  • Job Title: Carriage Calibrator
  • Skill: Never gets lost
  • Trivia: N/A
Sir-clean-ace
5. Sir Clean Ace
  • Job Title: Exfoliation Expert
  • Skill: Putting a stop to B.O since 900 A.D
  • Trivia: N/A
Davin-the-hoff-seagull
6. Davin "The Hoff" Seagull
  • Job Title: Bae Watcher
  • Skill: Looks good running in slo mo
  • Trivia: N/A
Zachy-schreiber
7. Zachy Schreiber
  • Job Title: Scooping Aficionado
  • Skill: Never kicks the litter out of the pan
  • Trivia: N/A
Tomas-eeks
8. Tomas Eeks
  • Job Title: Trap Designer
  • Skill: If he fits, he sits
  • Trivia: N/A
Ol-bailey-jack-0
9. Ol' Bailey Jack
  • Job Title: Minister of Oceanic Oddities
  • Skill: Makes cocktails served in shoes
  • Trivia: N/A

The Root of All Evil[]

Card Name/Job/Skill/Trivia
Blue-jean
1. Blue Jean
  • Job Title: Cobra Instigator
  • Skill: Rips the sleeves off all his shirts
  • Trivia: N/A
Lois-boulevard
2. Lois Boulevard
  • Job Title: Scoop Catcher
  • Skill: Fills an entire notebook in one day
  • Trivia: N/A
Alfie-grayson
3. Alfie Grayson
  • Job Title: Bat Herder
  • Skill: Sheperd of the flock
  • Trivia: N/A
Plain-jane
4. Plain Jane
  • Job Title: Influencer
  • Skill: Tying up loose ends
  • Trivia: N/A
Splinteroni
5. Splinteroni
  • Job Title: Pizza Sommelier
  • Skill: Survived two black plagues
  • Trivia: N/A
Flex-luther
6. Flex Luther
  • Job Title: Beefcake Architect
  • Skill: He's... really shiny
  • Trivia: N/A
Mystic-mind
7. Mystic Mind
  • Job Title: Therapist
  • Skill: Body and brains
  • Trivia: N/A
Quinn-davidson
8. Quinn Davidson
  • Job Title: Comedian
  • Skill: Master of lolz
  • Trivia: N/A
J-jonah-hillson
9. J. Jonah Hillson
  • Job Title: Bee Keeper
  • Skill: Loves hornets
  • Trivia: N/A
Dredder
10. Dredder
  • Job Title: Super Stylist
  • Skill: Turtle wax and ooze are his secret products
  • Trivia: N/A

Saturday Morning Fever![]

Card Name/Job/Skill/Trivia
Tom-e-gherkin
1. Tom E. Gherkin
  • Job Title: Nibble Specialist
  • Skill: Experienced escape artist
  • Trivia: N/A
Goliamammoth Capitalist Connection
2. Goliamammoth
  • Job Title: Lead Tusk Trimmer
  • Skill: Remaining completely still for a long time
  • Trivia: N/A
Santas-spunky-helper
3. Santa's Spunky Helper
  • Job Title: Devoted Doggo
  • Skill: Barking when no one is at the door
  • Trivia: N/A
Megawilite
4. Megawilite
  • Job Title: Equine Engineer
  • Skill: Changing a horseshoe in 2 seconds flat
  • Trivia: N/A
Ms-throzzle
5. Ms. Throzzle
  • Job Title: Planetary Bus Pilot
  • Skill: Never needs permission slips
  • Trivia: N/A
Major-narf
6. Major Narf
  • Job Title: Planetary Protector
  • Skill: Transforming things into shrubbery
  • Trivia: N/A
Betelgeuse-bleu
7. Betelgeuse Bleu
  • Job Title: Big Blue Bio-exorcist
  • Skill: Ridding the land of the living and crime
  • Trivia: N/A
Ted-mccloud
8. Ted McCloud
  • Job Title: Feather Coiffeur
  • Skill: Always looks dapper
  • Trivia: N/A
The-red-rodent
9. The Red Rodent
  • Job Title: Protector of Sewers
  • Skill: Squeezes into tight spaces
  • Trivia: N/A
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