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Investments are paired together in this event and they actually affect one another. Choose wisely when investing in the unhealthy, fast paying options as they can sometimes negatively affect the highly profitable (but slower) healthy options.


Red notifications mean an investment has been negatively affected. Check the Unlocks menu to see which bonuses are coming up and strategize accordingly.

 
— Event Info (2016-2017)


A new year is upon us and it is up to you how it will begin! Will you give in to temptation and pig out on some Macro Chips while playing your Vid-Yah Games, or will you focus on positive 'gains' by chugging back the Pro-Team Shakes after a super intense Tae Kwon Do Flex workout?


The good news is profits are guaranteed either way! It's good to be the Capitalist.

 
— Event Info (2018-Present)


New You Resolutions is the 2016 New Year event for AdVenture Capitalist which began on January 20, 2016. Playing the 12 day event will allow players to earn 10 MegaBucks, 10 gold bars, and 4 unique badges.

During normal gameplay, players cannot exchange their earned currency for MegaBucks, but instead earn MegaBucks as they reach certain milestones. After every unlock has been earned, players are able to exchange New You Bux for MegaBucks. The first MegaBuck costs 1 tresvigintillion New You Bux, with each subsequent MegaBuck costing 100x the cost of the previous one.

A new dynamic in this event is paired investments. Buying unhealthy, fast paying investments will adversely affect the healthy, slower, higher paying investments.

On January 5, 2017, the event was replayed for 7 days, with new badges and the removal of 2 unlocks.

In 2018 and 2019, the event was replayed, but upgrade multipliers were reduced, and negative unlocks were replaced with positive ones. (the 0.8x multipliers on the healthy investments were changed to 1.2x) , and positive unlocks for healthy investments were nerfed.

On December 26, 2019, 33 unlocks and 43 upgrades were added to the mobile version of the event. These are still on mobile today.

Dates available

Bold dates are only on mobile

  • January 20 - February 1, 2016 (event #4)
  • January 5-12, 2017 (event #19)
  • December 28, 2017 - January 3, 2018 (event #50)
  • December 28, 2018 - January 1, 2019 (Negative unlocks were removed) (event #102)
  • December 26, 2019 - January 1, 2020 (event #154)
  • January 1-4, 2021 (mobile event #249)
  • December 31, 2021 - January 3, 2022 (mobile event #349)
  • December 30 - January 2, 2023 (mobile event #453)

Dates Available (Steam)

  • January 20 - February 1, 2016 (event #4)
  • January 5-12, 2017 (event #19)
  • December 28, 2017 - January 3, 2018 (event #50)
  • December 28, 2018 - January 1, 2019 (Negative unlocks were removed) (event #102)
  • December 26, 2019 - January 1, 2020 (event #154)
  • December 31, 2020 - January 5, 2021 (steam event #207)
  • December 30, 2021 - January 4, 2022 (Steam event #259)
  • December 29, 2022 - January 3, 2023 (Steam event #311)

Badges

2016 Edition

Badge Unlocked at Image
Party Badge 10 of everything
Party-Badge.png
Chips Badge 30 of everything
Chips Badge.png
Soda Badge 50 of everything
Soda Badge.png
Burger Badge 100 of everything
Burger Badge.png

2017 Edition

Badge Unlocked at Image Super Badge Bonus
Party 10 of Everything
Party-Badge.png
Veggies 30 of Everything
Veggies badge.png
Dum Dum-Bell 50 of Everything
Dum dum bell badge.png
Pro-Team Shake 100 of Everything
Pro team shake badge.png
x20 multiplier to the Movie Studio on Earth

Businesses

Image Business Base Cost Coefficient Initial Time (s) Base Profit Affects Initial Productivity (Dollars/sec) Max on mobile Max on steam
Shred mills.png
Shred-mills $120 1.45 30 $600 N/A 20 460 250
Pro Team Shakes.png
Pro-Team Shakes $1,080 1.70 45 $3,600 80 320 200
Tae Kwon Do flex.png
Tae Kwon Do-Flex $7,680 1.95 60 $19,200 320 255 150
Dum Dum Bells.png
Dum Dum-Bells $48,000 2.90 75 $96,000 1280 155 100
Veggies.png
Veggies $276,480 5.90 90 $460,800 5120 93 55
Com Fy Boys.png
Com-Fy Boys $9 1.08 3 $3 Shred-mills 1 2250 2000
Soda licious.png
Soda-licious $48 1.13 6 $12 Pro-Team Shakes 2 1391 1250
Vid Yah Games.png
Vid-Yah Games $315 1.17 9 $63 Tae Kwon Do-Flex 7 1075 1000
Macro Chips.png
Macro Chips $792 1.21 12 $132 Dum Dum-Bells 11 865 750
Mystery Meat.png
Mystery Meat $2,310 1.25 15 $330 Veggies 22 735 650
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Everything $336,834 6.319 - $580,740 N/A $6,863 152 (impossible)


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Angels

Managers

There are 10 managers in total who will run each business, respectively, while the player is offline. There are no managers that reduce cost, show cash per second, or unlock quick-buy buttons.

Image

Manager Business Cost
Rev 'Run' Ronnie.png
Rev 'Run' Ronnie Shred-mills $600
DJ Masta D.png
DJ Masta D Pro-Team Shakes $3,600
Billy-Bo Simmons.png
Billy-Bo Simmons Tae Kwon Do-Flex $19,200
L.C. Slater.png
L.C. Slater Dum Dum-Bells $96,000
Ho Ho Toot Toot.png
Ho Ho Toot Toot Veggies $460,800
Matt 'LeChicken Coop' Cooper.png
Matt 'LeChicken Coop' Cooper Com-Fy Boys $300
The Queen of Pop.png
The Queen of Pop Soda-licious $1,200
Robo-Wiz.png
Robo-Wiz Vid-Yah Games $6,300
Deputy Moose CHiPs.png
Deputy Moose CHiPs Macro Chips $13,200
Super Meat Girl.png
Super Meat Girl Mystery Meat $33,000

Unlocks

2020 - present

The 2020 edition added 33 unlocks to the event for a total of 200 unlocks. (mobile only). Steam still has 167. Bold unlocks are only on mobile.

Numbers in parenthesis are the difference between mobile and steam unlocks. Ex: -10 means that the Mobile unlock is 10 lower than the Steam one.

The amounts in the cost columns are tentative due to rounding and will be updated on December 30, 2022.

Unlock Cost on mobile Cost on steam Level on mobile Level on steam Difference (Mobile to steam) Business Effect
Uphill Climb $895,392.19 $895,392.19 25 25 0 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x199
Incredible Speed $9.688 Billion $9.688 Billion 50 50 0 Shred-mills Com-fy Boys profits x1.2
Finally Getting Somewhere $16.352 Trillion $16.352 Trillion 70 70 0 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x199
Overclocked Pedometer $1.134 Quintillion $1.134 Quintillion 100 100 0 Shred-mills Com-fy Boys profits x1.2
Running Gag $12.269 Sextillion $12.269 Sextillion 125 125 0 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x199
Run Toward the Light $132.742 Septillion $132.742 Septillion 150 150 0 Shred-mills Com-fy Boys profits x1.2
Walk it off $1.436 Nonillion $1.436 Nonillion 175 175 0 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x199
Walk the Line $15.537 Decillion $15.537 Decillion 200 200 0 Shred-mills Com-fy Boys profits x1.2
Running a Marathon $168.100 Undecillion $168.100 Undecillion 225 225 0 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x99
Feel The Burn 1.819 Tredecillion $1.819 Tredecillion 250 250 0 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x99
Everyday is Leg Day 400 N/A N/A Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x2
Learn to Love Cardio 425 N/A N/A Shred-mills Shred-mills speed x2
Get Your Steps In 435 N/A N/A Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x2
Run for Your Money 445 N/A N/A Shred-mills Shred-mills speed x2
Put Forrest to Shame 460 N/A N/A Shred-mills Shred-mills speed x2
Whey To Go $43,893,699.20 $43,893,699.20 20 20 0 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x199
Soy Far, So Good $1.784 Trillion $1.784 Trillion 40 40 0 Pro-Team Shakes Soda-licious profits x1.2
Working on my Six-Pack $72.504 Quadrillion $72.504 Quadrillion 60 60 0 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x199
Shake It Up a Bit $2.947 Sextillion $2.947 Sextillion 80 80 0 Pro-Team Shakes Soda-licious profits x1.2
Shakes Peer $119.761 Septillion $119.761 Septillion 100 100 0 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x199
Lost 10 Pounds in 2 Weeks $4.867 Nonillion $4.867 Nonillion 120 120 0 Pro-Team Shakes Soda-licious profits x1.2
Shake Shake Shake $197.806 Decillion $197.806 Decillion 140 140 0 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x199
Shake Your Groove Thang $8.039 Duodecillion $8.039 Duodecillion 160 160 0 Pro-Team Shakes Soda-licious profits x1.2
Get Swol $326.724 Tredecillion $326.724 Tredecillion 180 180 0 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x99
Drink. Lift. Win. $13.279 Quattourdecillion $13.279 Tredecillion 200 200 0 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x99
Gains Ferda 300 N/A N/A Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes speed x2
Shake it Off! 310 N/A N/A Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes speed x2
And Bake 320 N/A N/A Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes speed x2
Sports Star 15 15 0 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x199
Remember to Stretch 30 30 0 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Vid-Yah Games profits x1.2
5 Sets of 10 Reps 45 45 0 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x199
Roundhouse Kick 60 60 0 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Vid-Yah Games profits x1.2
Breaking Through Boards 75 75 0 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x199
Body of a God 90 90 0 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Vid-Yah Games profits x1.2
Dont Pay For 3 Months 105 105 0 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x199
Folds Up for Easy Storage 120 120 0 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Vid-Yah Games profits x1.2
Chuck Approved 135 135 0 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x99
Winning 150 150 0 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x99
Hi-Yah! 235 N/A N/A Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex speed x2
Your a Super-Star! 240 N/A N/A Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex speed x2
Wax On... 250 N/A N/A Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex speed x2
Wax Off... 255 N/A N/A Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex speed x2
Raising the Bar 10 10 0 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x199
Extra-Helpful Spotter 20 20 0 Dum Dum-Bells Macro Chips profits x1.2
Worth the Weight 30 30 0 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x199
Dumb-Weighter 40 40 0 Dum Dum-Bells Macro Chips profits x1.2
Pound It! 50 50 0 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x199
Weight For It 60 60 0 Dum Dum-Bells Macro Chips profits x1.2
Do You Even Lift? 70 70 0 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x199
Bench Press Pro 80 80 0 Dum Dum-Bells Macro Chips profits x1.2
Hotter Spotter 90 90 0 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x99
Beef Cake 100 100 0 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x99
Bulking 140 N/A N/A Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells speed x2
Cutting 145 N/A N/A Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells speed x2
Lifting 150 N/A N/A Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells speed x2
Swole-ing 155 N/A N/A Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells speed x2
Yam What I Yam 5 5 0 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Wheres Me Olive? 10 10 0 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Strong to the Finish 15 15 0 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Cuz I Eats Me Spinach 20 20 0 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Side Salad 25 25 0 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
With a Light Dressing 30 30 0 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Eat Your Greens 35 35 0 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Turnip the Volume 40 40 0 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Gardening Angel 45 45 0 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Bean There, Done That 50 50 0 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
State of the Onion 55 55 0 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Kale the Shots 87 N/A N/A Veggies Veggies profit x2
Antichoking Up 88 N/A N/A Veggies Veggies profit x2
Root of all Evil 90 N/A N/A Veggies Veggies profit x2
Seed Money 92 N/A N/A Veggies Veggies profit x2
Pickles Count, Right? 93 N/A N/A Veggies Veggies profit x2
Its Procrastinating Time! 25 25 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys speed x2
All The Way Over There... 50 50 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x1.2
Watching the Big Game 75 75 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x20
Probably Not Plugged In 100 100 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x1.2
Added Cup Holder 150 150 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys speed x2
It's Not Leg Day 200 200 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x1.2
Another Cup Holder 250 250 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x20
Pretty Tired Today 300 300 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x1.2
How You Doin? 350 350 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys speed x2
Maybe Tomorrow 400 400 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x1.2
Wheres the Remote? 450 450 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys proft x20
Tomorrow For Sure 500 500 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x1.2
TV Dinner 550 550 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys speed x2
Absolutely Tomorrow 600 600 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x1.2
Watching a Marathon 650 650 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x20
Whoops, Forgot! 700 700 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x1.2
Zzzzzzzzzz 800 800 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys speed x2
Feet Hurt 900 900 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x1.2
Just Resting Your Eyes 1,000 1000 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x20
Need Better Shoes 1,100 1100 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x1.2
Just Five More Minutes 1,200 1200 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys speed x2
Penciled In For Monday 1,300 1300 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x1.2
Perfect Butt Groove 1,400 1400 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x20
Totally Doing This Soon 1,500 1500 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x1.2
Take A Load Off 1,600 1600 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys speed x2
I'm Hungry... 1,700 1700 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x1.2
So... Cozy... 1,800 1800 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x20
Don't Wanna 1,900 1900 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x1.2
If You Fits You Sits 2,000 2000 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x333
Found a Nickel! 2,050 N/A N/A Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys speed x2
Heated Cusions 2,100 N/A N/A Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x2
Binge Watch 2,150 N/A N/A Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys speed x2
Can't feel my legs... 2,250 N/A N/A Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys speed x2
Extra Caronation 15 25 -10 Soda-licious Soda-licious speed x2
Shakes Are For Chumps 90 100 -10 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x1.2
Fizz-ical Fitness 165 175 -10 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x25
Protein Shmotein 240 250 -10 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x1.2
Pop's the Question 290 300 -10 Soda-licious Soda-licious speed x2
Soda Has Electrolytes 390 400 -10 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x1.2
Super Sized 475 475 0 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x25
Just Finishing This Sixer 540 550 -10 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x1.2
Bendy Straws 620 625 -5 Soda-licious Soda-licious speed x2
Drink Two Shakes Tomorrow 700 700 0 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x1.2
Vintage Glass Bottles 765 775 -10 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x25
No Time To Mix 840 850 -10 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x1.2
Drinking a Whole Six-Pack 915 925 -10 Soda-licious Soda-licious speed x2
Shakes? More Like Brakes! 999 1000 -1 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x1.2
Witty Bottlecap Quotes 1075 1075 0 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x25
Go For Flavor 1150 1150 0 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x1.2
Five-Cent Can Refund 1,250 1250 0 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x444
Extra Electrolytes 1,320 N/A N/A Soda-licious Soda-licious speed x2
Never Flat Formula 1,330 N/A N/A Soda-licious Soda-licious profit x2
Perfect Amount of Ice 1,340 N/A N/A Soda-licious Soda-licious speed x2
Tastes Fanta-stic 1,375 N/A N/A Soda-licious Soda-licious profit x2
Hilarious Off-brand Names 1,391 N/A N/A Soda-licious Soda-licious speed x2
Controller Thru the TV 15 25 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games speed x2
Flexers Are A Gimmick 65 75 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x1.2
E-Sports Star 115 125 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x30
Games Good For Hand/Eye 190 200 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x1.2
16-Hour Livestream 240 250 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games speed x2
Flexers Can Cause Injury 290 300 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x1.2
Console Warrior 340 350 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x30
Game Today Flex Tomorrow 385 400 -15 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x1.2
MMO Money, MMO Problems 440 450 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games speed x2
Just One More Level 490 500 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x1.2
Auto-Save 540 550 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x30
Got A raid, No Time 590 600 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x1.2
Sooooo Boring 590 N/A N/A Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x1.2
New Game Plus 640 650 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games speed x2
Too Dusty To Use 690 700 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x1.2
60 FPS 740 750 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x30
Round's A Shape! 790 800 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x1.2
Extra Life 840 850 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games speed x2
Cheat Code 975 1000 -25 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x555
Console Yourself 990 N/A N/A Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games speed x2
AAA 1015 N/A N/A Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profit x2
Go Aggro 1035 N/A N/A Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games speed x2
Get Your APMs Up 1075 N/A N/A Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games speed x2
Betcha Can't eat Just One 12 25 -13 Macro Chips Speed of Macro Chips x2
Lift Chips Not Weights 60 75 -15 Macro Chips Profits of Macro Chips x1.2
Betcha Can't Eat Just 100 120 125 -5 Macro Chips Profits of Macro Chips x35
Do You Even Dip? 185 200 -15 Macro Chips Profits of Macro Chips x1.2
Salt & Vinegar 235 250 -15 Macro Chips Speed of Macro Chips x2
Weights Are Heavy 285 300 -15 Macro Chips Profits of Macro Chips x1.2
All-Dressed 335 350 -15 Macro Chips Profits of Macro Chips x35
Lift Tomorrow 385 400 -15 Macro Chips Profits of Macro Chips x1.2
Bottom of thye Bag 435 450 -15 Macro Chips Speed of Macro Chips x2
Not Feeling It 485 500 -15 Macro Chips Profits of Macro Chips x1.2
Nacho Nacho Man 535 550 -15 Macro Chips Profits of Macro Chips x35
Take A Rest Day 585 600 -15 Macro Chips Profits of Macro Chips x1.2
Stackable Shape 635 650 -15 Macro Chips Speed of Macro Chips x2
Dumbbells Are For Dumbbells 685 700 -15 Macro Chips Profits of Macro Chips x1.2
Just One More 735 750 -15 Macro Chips Profits of Macro Chips x666
Canadian Ketchup 800 N/A N/A Macro Chips Macro Chips speed x2
Technically a Veg 815 N/A N/A Macro Chips Macro Chips profit x2
Crisps? 835 N/A N/A Macro Chips Macro Chips speed x2
Extended Family Size 865 N/A N/A Macro Chips Macro Chips speed x2
Frosty Reception 10 25 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x9
Veggies Are Decorations 35 50 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x1.2
7/8ths Pounder 60 75 -15 Mystery Meat Speed of Mystery Meat Profits x2
Garnish 85 100 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x1.2
Side of Fries 110 125 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x40
Over Cooked Carrots 135 150 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x1.2
Tastes Like Chicken 160 175 -15 Mystery Meat Speed of Mystery Meat Profits x2
Nore Like Aspara-gas 185 200 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x1.2
Wholly Cow 210 225 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x40
Carnivores Only 235 250 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x1.2
Just Like Mom Makes It 260 275 -15 Mystery Meat Speed of Mystery Meat Profits x2
Off-Putting Green 285 300 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x1.2
Slap It On The Barbie 310 325 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x40
Smells Like Cabbage 335 350 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x1.2
Thick And Juicy 360 375 -15 Mystery Meat Speed of Mystery Meat Profits x2
Potatoes Only 385 400 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x1.2
Raised Without Hormones 410 425 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x40
Pesticide Ridden 435 450 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x1.2
Probably 460 475 -15 Mystery Meat Speed of Mystery Meat Profits x2
What Are You, A Rabbit? 485 500 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x1.2
You Love Surprises 510 525 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x40
Feed'em To The Dog 535 550 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x1.2
Interesting Texture 560 575 -15 Mystery Meat Speed of Mystery Meat Profits x2
Vile Veggies 585 600 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x1.2
Yumm 635 650 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x777
Everyday is Cheat Day 690 N/A N/A Mystery Meat Mystery Meat speed x2
Slathered in 'Chap 710 N/A N/A Mystery Meat Mystery Meat profit x2
Lunchlady Special 730 N/A N/A Mystery Meat Mystery Meat speed x2
Always Medium Rare 735 N/A N/A Mystery Meat Mystery Meat speed x2
Food Coma $11.615 Quattourtrigintillion 135 (Impossible) N/A N/A Everything Speed of Everything x1.25
A New You $147.743 Octotrigintillion 152 (Impossible) N/A N/A Everything Profits of Everything x1.25

2019

The 2019 version has 167 unlocks.

Unlock Cost Level on Mobile Level on Steam Difference (mobile to steam) Business Effect
Uphill Climb 25 25 0 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x25
Incredible Speed 50 50 0 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x27
Finally Getting Somewhere 70 70 0 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x29
Overclocked Pedometer 100 100 0 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x31
Running Gag 125 125 0 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x33
Run Toward the Light 150 150 0 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x35
Walk it off 175 175 0 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x37
Walk the Line 200 200 0 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x39
Running a Marathon 225 225 0 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x41
Feel The Burn 250 250 0 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x43
Whey To Go 20 20 0 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x25
Soy Far, So Good 40 40 0 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x27
Working on my Six-Pack 60 60 0 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x29
Shake It Up a Bit 80 80 0 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x31
Shakes Peer 100 100 0 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x33
Lost 10 Pounds in 2 Weeks 120 120 0 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x35
Shake Shake Shake 140 140 0 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x37
Shake Your Groove Thang 160 160 0 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x39
Get Swol 180 180 0 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x41
Drink. Lift. Win. 200 200 0 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x43
Sports Star 15 15 0 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x25
Remember to Stretch 30 30 0 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x27
5 Sets of 10 Reps 45 45 0 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x29
Roundhouse Kick 60 60 0 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x31
Breaking Through Boards 75 75 0 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x33
Body of a God 90 90 0 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x35
Dont Pay For 3 Months 105 105 0 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x37
Folds Up for Easy Storage 120 120 0 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x39
Chuck Approved 135 135 0 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x41
Winning 150 150 0 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x43
Raising the Bar 10 10 0 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x25
Extra-Helpful Spotter 20 20 0 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x27
Worth the Weight 30 30 0 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x29
Dumb-Weighter 40 40 0 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x31
Pound It! 50 50 0 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x33
Weight For It 60 60 0 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x35
Do You Even Lift? 70 70 0 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x37
Bench Press Pro 80 80 0 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x39
Hotter Spotter 90 90 0 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x41
Beef Cake 100 100 0 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x43
Yam What I Yam 5 5 0 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Wheres Me Olive? 10 10 0 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Strong to the Finish 15 15 0 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Cuz I Eats Me Spinach 20 20 0 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Side Salad 25 25 0 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
With a Light Dressing 30 30 0 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Eat Your Greens 35 35 0 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Turnip the Volume 40 40 0 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Gardening Angel 45 45 0 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Bean There, Done That 50 50 0 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
State of the Onion 55 55 0 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Its Procrastinating Time! 25 25 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys speed x2
All The Way Over There... 50 50 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x1.2
Watching the Big Game 75 75 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x20
Probably Not Plugged In 100 100 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x1.2
Added Cup Holder 150 150 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys speed x2
It's Not Leg Day 200 200 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x1.2
Another Cup Holder 250 250 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x20
Pretty Tired Today 300 300 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x1.2
How You Doin? 350 350 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys speed x2
Maybe Tomorrow 400 400 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x1.2
Wheres the Remote? 450 450 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys proft x20
Tomorrow For Sure 500 500 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x1.2
TV Dinner 550 550 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys speed x2
Absolutely Tomorrow 600 600 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x1.2
Watching a Marathon 650 650 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x20
Whoops, Forgot! 700 700 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x1.2
Zzzzzzzzzz 800 800 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys speed x2
Feet Hurt 900 900 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x1.2
Just Resting Your Eyes 1,000 1000 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x20
Need Better Shoes 1,100 1100 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x1.2
Just Five More Minutes 1,200 1200 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys speed x2
Penciled In For Monday 1,300 1300 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x1.2
Perfect Butt Groove 1,400 1400 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x20
Totally Doing This Soon 1,500 1500 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x1.2
Take A Load Off 1,600 1600 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys speed x2
I'm Hungry... 1,700 1700 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x1.2
So... Cozy... 1,800 1800 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x20
Don't Wanna 1,900 1900 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x1.2
If You Fits You Sits 2,000 2000 0 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x333
Extra Caronation 15 25 -10 Soda-licious Soda-licious speed x2
Shakes Are For Champs 90 100 -10 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x1.2
Fizz-ical Fitness 165 175 -10 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x25
Protein Shmotin 240 250 -10 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x1.2
Pop's the Question 290 300 -10 Soda-licious Soda-licious speed x2
Soda Has Electrolytes 390 400 -10 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x1.2
Super Sized 475 475 0 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x25
Just Finishing This Sixer 540 550 -10 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x1.2
Bendy Straws 620 625 -5 Soda-licious Soda-licious speed x2
Drink Two Shakes Tomorrow 700 700 0 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x1.2
Vintage Glass Bottles 765 775 -10 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x25
No Time To Mix 840 850 -10 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x1.2
Drinking a Whole Six-Pack 915 925 -10 Soda-licious Soda-licious speed x2
Shakes? More Like Brakes! 999 1000 -1 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x1.2
Witty Bottlecap Quotes 1,075 1075 0 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x25
Go For Flavor 1150 1150 0 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x1.2
Five-Cent Can Refund 1,250 1250 0 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x444
Controller Thru the TV 15 25 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games speed x2
Flexers Are A Gimmick 65 75 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x1.2
E-Sports Star 115 125 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x30
Games Good For Hand/Eye 190 200 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x1.2
16-Hour Livestream 240 250 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games speed x2
Flexers Can Cause Injury 290 300 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x1.2
Console Warrior 340 350 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x30
Game Today Flex Tomorrow 385 400 -15 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x1.2
MMO Money, MMO Problems 440 450 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games speed x2
Just One More Level 490 500 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x1.2
Auto-Save 540 550 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x30
Got A raid, No Time 590 600 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x1.2
New Game Plus 640 650 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games speed x2
Too Dusty To Use 690 700 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x1.2
60 FPS 740 750 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x30
Round's A Shape! 790 800 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x1.2
Extra Life 840 850 -10 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games speed x2
Cheat Code 975 1000 -25 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x555
Betcha Can't eat Just One 12 25 -13 Macro Chips Speed of Macro Chips x2
Lift Chips Not Weights 60 75 -15 Macro Chips Profits of Macro Chips x1.2
Betcha Can't Eat Just 100 120 125 -5 Macro Chips Profits of Macro Chips x35
Do You Even Dip? 185 200 -15 Macro Chips Profits of Macro Chips x1.2
Salt & Vinegar 235 250 -15 Macro Chips Speed of Macro Chips x2
Weights Are Heavy 285 300 -15 Macro Chips Profits of Macro Chips x1.2
All-Dressed 335 350 -15 Macro Chips Profits of Macro Chips x35
Lift Tomorrow 385 400 -15 Macro Chips Profits of Macro Chips x1.2
Bottom of thye Bag 435 450 -15 Macro Chips Speed of Macro Chips x2
Not Feeling It 485 500 -15 Macro Chips Profits of Macro Chips x1.2
Nacho Nacho Man 535 550 -15 Macro Chips Profits of Macro Chips x35
Take A Rest Day 585 600 -15 Macro Chips Profits of Macro Chips x1.2
Stackable Shape 635 650 -15 Macro Chips Speed of Macro Chips x2
Dumbbells Are For Dumbbells 685 700 -15 Macro Chips Profits of Macro Chips x1.2
Just One More 735 750 -15 Macro Chips Profits of Macro Chips x666
Frosty Reception 10 25 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x9
Veggies Are Decorations 35 50 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x1.2
7/8ths Pounder 60 75 -15 Mystery Meat Speed of Mystery Meat Profits x2
Garnish 85 100 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x1.2
Side of Fries 110 125 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x40
Over Cooked Carrots 135 150 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x1.2
Tastes Like Chicken 160 175 -15 Mystery Meat Speed of Mystery Meat Profits x2
Nore Like Aspara-gas 185 200 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x1.2
Wholly Cow 210 225 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x40
Carnivores Only 235 250 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x1.2
Just Like Mom Makes It 260 275 -15 Mystery Meat Speed of Mystery Meat Profits x2
Off-Putting Green 285 300 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x1.2
Slap It On The Barbie 310 325 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x40
Smells Like Cabbage 335 350 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x1.2
Thick And Juicy 360 375 -15 Mystery Meat Speed of Mystery Meat Profits x2
Potatoes Only 385 400 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x1.2
Raised Without Hormones 410 425 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x40
Pesticide Ridden 435 450 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x1.2
Probably 460 475 -15 Mystery Meat Speed of Mystery Meat Profits x2
What Are You, A Rabbit? 485 500 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x1.2
You Love Surprises 510 525 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x40
Feed'em To The Dog 535 550 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x1.2
Interesting Texture 560 575 -15 Mystery Meat Speed of Mystery Meat Profits x2
Vile Veggies 585 600 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x1.2
Yumm 635 650 -15 Mystery Meat Profits of Mystery Meat x777
A Deep Burn 7 7 0 Everything All profits x3
Pump Up The Jams 15 15 0 Everything All profits x2

2016

There are a total of 165 unlocks in the 2016 Edition

Detrimental (negative) unlocks are in bold.

Unlock Cost Level Business Effect
Uphill Climb 25 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x25
Incredible Speed 50 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x27
Finally Getting Somewhere 70 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x29
Overclocked Pedometer 100 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x31
Running Gag 125 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x33
Run Toward the Light 150 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x35
Walk it off 175 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x37
Walk the Line 200 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x39
Running a Marathon 225 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x41
Feel The Burn 250 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x43
Whey To Go 20 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x25
Soy Far, So Good 40 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x27
Working on my Six-Pack 60 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x29
Shake It Up a Bit 80 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x31
Shakes Peer 100 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x33
Lost 10 Pounds in 2 Weeks 120 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x35
Shake Shake Shake 140 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x37
Shake Your Groove Thang 160 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x39
Get Swol 180 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x41
Drink. Lift. Win. 200 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x43
Sports Star 15 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x25
Remember to Stretch 30 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x27
5 Sets of 10 Reps 45 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x29
Roundhouse Kick 60 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x31
Breaking Through Boards 75 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x33
Body of a God 90 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x35
Dont Pay For 3 Months 105 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x37
Folds Up for Easy Storage 120 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x39
Chuck Approved 135 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x41
Winning 150 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x43
Raising the Bar 10 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x25
Extra-Helpful Spotter 20 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x27
Worth the Weight 30 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x29
Dumb-Weighter 40 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x31
Pound It! 50 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x33
Weight For It 60 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x35
Do You Even Lift? 70 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x37
Bench Press Pro 80 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x39
Hotter Spotter 90 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x41
Beef Cake 100 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x43
Yam What I Yam 5 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Wheres Me Olive? 10 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Strong to the Finish 15 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Cuz I Eats Me Spinach 20 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Side Salad 25 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
With a Light Dressing 30 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Eat Your Greens 35 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Turnip the Volume 40 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Gardening Angel 45 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Bean There, Done That 50 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
State of the Onion 55 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Its Procrastinating Time! 25 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys speed x2
All The Way Over There... 50 Com-Fy Boys Shred-mills speed x0.8
Watching the Big Game 75 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x20
Probably Not Plugged In 100 Com-Fy Boys Shred-mills speed x0.8
Added Cup Holder 150 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys speed x2
It's Not Leg Day 200 Com-Fy Boys Shred-mills speed x0.8
Another Cup Holder 250 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x20
Pretty Tired Today 300 Com-Fy Boys Shred-mills speed x0.8
How You Doin? 350 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys speed x2
Maybe Tomorrow 400 Com-Fy Boys Shred-mills speed x0.8
Wheres the Remote? 450 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys proft x20
Tomorrow For Sure 500 Com-Fy Boys Shred-mills speed x0.8
TV Dinner 550 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys speed x2
Absolutely Tomorrow 600 Com-Fy Boys Shred-mills speed x0.8
Watching a Marathon 650 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x20
Whoops, Forgot! 700 Com-Fy Boys Shred-mills speed x0.5
Zzzzzzzzzz 800 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys speed x2
Feet Hurt 900 Com-Fy Boys Shred-mills speed x0.5
+ 1,000 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x20
Need Better Shoes 1,100 Com-Fy Boys Shred-mills speed x0.5
Just Five More Minutes 1,200 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys speed x2
Penciled In For Monday 1,300 Com-Fy Boys Shred-mills speed x0.5
Perfect Butt Groove 1,400 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x20
Totally Doing This Soon 1,500 Com-Fy Boys Shred-mills speed x0.5
Take A Load Off 1,600 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys speed x2
I'm Hungry... 1,700 Com-Fy Boys Shred-mills speed x0.5
So... Cozy... 1,800 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x20
Don't Wanna 1,900 Com-Fy Boys Shred-mills speed x0.5
If You Fits You Sits 2,000 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x333
Extra Caronation 25 Soda-licious Soda-licious speed x2
Shakes Are For Chumps 100 Soda-licious Pro-Team Shakes speed x0.8
Fizz-ical Fitness 175 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x25
Protein Shmotein 250 Soda-licious Pro-Team Shakes speed x0.8
Pop's the Question 300 Soda-licious Soda-licious speed x2
Soda Has Electrolytes 400 Soda-licious Pro-Team Shakes speed x0.8
Super Sized 475 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x25
Just Finishing This Sixer 550 Soda-licious Pro-Team Shakes speed x0.8
Bendy Straws 625 Soda-licious Soda-licious speed x2
Drink Two Shakes Tomorrow 700 Soda-licious Pro-Team Shakes speed x0.5
Vintage Glass Bottles 775 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x25
No Time To Mix 850 Soda-licious Pro-Team Shakes speed x0.5
Drinking a Whole Six-Pack 925 Soda-licious Soda-licious speed x2
Shakes? More Like Brakes! 1,000 Soda-licious Pro-Team Shakes speed x0.5
Witty Bottlecap Quotes 1,075 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x25
Go For Flavor 1,150 Soda-licious Pro-Team Shakes speed x0.5
Five-Cent Can Refund 1,250 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x444
Controller Thru the TV 25 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games speed x2
Flexers Are A Gimmick 75 Vid-Yah Games Tae Kwon Do-Flex speed x0.8
E-Sports Star 125 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x30
Games Good For Hand/Eye 200 Vid-Yah Games Tae Kwon Do-Flex speed x0.8
16-Hour Livestream 250 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games speed x2
Flexers Can Cause Injury 300 Vid-Yah Games Tae Kwon Do-Flex speed x0.8
Console Warrior 350 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x30
Game Today Flex Tomorrow 400 Vid-Yah Games Tae Kwon Do-Flex speed x0.8
MMO Money, MMO Problems 450 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games speed x2
Just One More Level 500 Vid-Yah Games Tae Kwon Do-Flex speed x0.8
Auto-Save 550 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x30
Got A Raid, No Time 600 Vid-Yah Games Tae Kwon Do-Flex speed x0.5
New Game Plus 650 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games speed x2
Too Dusty To Use 700 Vid-Yah Games Tae Kwon Do-Flex speed x0.5
60 FPS 750 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x30
Round's A Shape! 800 Vid-Yah Games Tae Kwon Do-Flex speed x0.5
Extra Life 850 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games speed x2
Sooooo Boring 900 Vid-Yah Games Tae Kwon Do-Flex speed x0.5
Cheat Code 1,000 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x555
Betcha Can't eat Just One 25 Macro Chips Macro Chips speed x2
Lift Chips Not Weights 75 Macro Chips Dum Dum-bells speed x0.8
Betcha Can't Eat Just 100 125 Macro Chips Macro Chips Profits x35
Do You Even Dip? 200 Macro Chips Dum Dum-bells speed x0.8
Salt & Vinegar 250 Macro Chips Macro Chips speed x2
Weights Are Heavy 300 Macro Chips Dum Dum-bells speed x0.8
All-Dressed 350 Macro Chips Macro Chips Profits x35
Lift Tomorrow 400 Macro Chips Dum Dum-bells speed x0.8
Bottom of thye Bag 450 Macro Chips Macro Chips speed x2
Not Feeling It 500 Macro Chips Dum Dum-bells speed x0.8
Nacho Nacho Man 550 Macro Chips Macro Chips Profits x35
Take A Rest Day 600 Macro Chips Dum Dum-bells speed x0.5
Stackable Shape 650 Macro Chips Macro Chips speed x2
Dumbbells Are For Dumbbells 700 Macro Chips Dum Dum-bells speed x0.5
Just One More 750 Macro Chips Macro Chips Profits x666
Frosty Reception 25 Mystery Meat Mystery Meat speed x2
Veggies Are Decorations 50 Mystery Meat Veggies speed x0.8
7/8ths Pounder 75 Mystery Meat Mystery Meat profits x40
Garnish 100 Mystery Meat Veggies speed x0.8
Side of Fries 125 Mystery Meat Mystery Meat speed x2
Over Cooked Carrots 150 Mystery Meat Veggies speed x0.8
Tastes Like Chicken 175 Mystery Meat Mystery Meat profits x40
Nore Like Aspara-gas 200 Mystery Meat Veggies speed x0.8
Wholly Cow 225 Mystery Meat Mystery Meat speed x2
Carnivores Only 250 Mystery Meat Veggies speed x0.8
Just Like Mom Makes It 275 Mystery Meat Mystery Meat profits x40
Off-Putting Green 300 Mystery Meat Veggies speed x0.5
Slap It On The Barbie 325 Mystery Meat Mystery Meat speed x2
Smells Like Cabbage 350 Mystery Meat Veggies speed x0.5
Thick And Juicy 375 Mystery Meat Mystery Meat profits x40
Potatoes Only 400 Mystery Meat Veggies speed x0.5
Raised Without Hormones 425 Mystery Meat Mystery Meat speed x2
Pesticide Ridden 450 Mystery Meat Veggies speed x0.5
Probably 475 Mystery Meat Mystery Meat profits x40
What Are You, A Rabbit? 500 Mystery Meat Veggies speed x0.5
You Love Surprises 525 Mystery Meat Mystery Meat speed x2
Feed'em To The Dog 550 Mystery Meat Veggies speed x0.5
Interesting Texture 575 Mystery Meat Mystery Meat profits x40
Vile Veggies 600 Mystery Meat Veggies speed x0.5
Yumm 650 Mystery Meat Mystery Meat profits x777
A Deep Burn 7 Everything All profits x3
Bade 1 of 4 10 Everything Earn the Party Badge
Pump Up The Jams 15 Everything All profits x2
+4 Mega Bucks 20 Everything Earn 4 MegaBucks
Badge 2 of 4 30 Everything Earn the Chips Badge
+6 Mega Bucks 40 Everything Earn 6 MegaBucks
Badge 3 of 4 50 Everything Earn the Soda Badge
+10 Gold 60 Everything Earn 10 Gold
Badge 4 of 4 100 Everything Earn the Burger Badge

2017

On the 2017 Edition, there are 163 unlocks, removing the 2 "Everything" unlocks which gave All investments multipliers. The 'unhealthy' investments unlocks also changed a bit, changing the decreasing value on 'healthy' investments from 0.8x to 0.5x.

Detrimental (negative) unlocks are in bold.

Unlock Cost Level Business Effect
+++++ 25 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x25
Incredible Speed 50 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x27
Finally Getting Somewhere 70 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x29
Overclocked Pedometer 100 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x31
Running Gag 125 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x33
Run Toward the Light 150 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x35
Walk it off 175 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x37
Walk the Line 200 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x39
Running a Marathon 225 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x41
Feel The Burn 250 Shred-mills Shred-mills profit x43
Whey To Go 20 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x25
Soy Far, So Good 40 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x27
Working on my Six-Pack 60 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x29
Shake It Up a Bit 80 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x31
Shakes Peer 100 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x33
Lost 10 Pounds in 2 Weeks 120 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x35
Shake Shake Shake 140 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x37
Shake Your Groove Thang 160 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x39
Get Swol 180 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x41
Drink. Lift. Win. 200 Pro-Team Shakes Pro-Team Shakes profit x43
Sports Star 15 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x25
Remember to Stretch 30 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x27
5 Sets of 10 Reps 45 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x29
Roundhouse Kick 60 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x31
Breaking Through Boards 75 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x33
Body of a God 90 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x35
Dont Pay For 3 Months 105 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x37
Folds Up for Easy Storage 120 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x39
Chuck Approved 135 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x41
Winning 150 Tae Kwon Do-Flex Tae Kwon Do-Flex profit x43
Raising the Bar 10 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x25
Extra-Helpful Spotter 20 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x27
Worth the Weight 30 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x29
Dumb-Weighter 40 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x31
Pound It! 50 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x33
Weight For It 60 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x35
Do You Even Lift? 70 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x37
Bench Press Pro 80 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x39
Hotter Spotter 90 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x41
Beef Cake 100 Dum Dum-Bells Dum Dum-Bells profit x43
Yam What I Yam 5 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Wheres Me Olive? 10 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Strong to the Finish 15 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Cuz I Eats Me Spinach 20 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Side Salad 25 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
With a Light Dressing 30 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Eat Your Greens 35 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Turnip the Volume 40 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Gardening Angel 45 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Bean There, Done That 50 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
State of the Onion 55 Veggies Speed of all investments x2
Its Procrastinating Time! 25 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys speed x2
All The Way Over There... 50 Com-Fy Boys Shred-mills speed x0.5
Watching the Big Game 75 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x20
Probably Not Plugged In 100 Com-Fy Boys Shred-mills speed x0.5
Added Cup Holder 150 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys speed x2
It's Not Leg Day 200 Com-Fy Boys Shred-mills speed x0.5
Another Cup Holder 250 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x20
Pretty Tired Today 300 Com-Fy Boys Shred-mills speed x0.5
How You Doin? 350 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys speed x2
Maybe Tomorrow 400 Com-Fy Boys Shred-mills speed x0.5
Wheres the Remote? 450 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys proft x20
Tomorrow For Sure 500 Com-Fy Boys Shred-mills speed x0.5
TV Dinner 550 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys speed x2
Absolutely Tomorrow 600 Com-Fy Boys Shred-mills speed x0.5
Watching a Marathon 650 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x20
Whoops, Forgot! 700 Com-Fy Boys Shred-mills speed x0.5
Zzzzzzzzzz 800 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys speed x2
Feet Hurt 900 Com-Fy Boys Shred-mills speed x0.5
Just Resting Your Eyes 1,000 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x20
Need Better Shoes 1,100 Com-Fy Boys Shred-mills speed x0.5
Just Five More Minutes 1,200 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys speed x2
Penciled In For Monday 1,300 Com-Fy Boys Shred-mills speed x0.5
Perfect Butt Groove 1,400 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x20
Totally Doing This Soon 1,500 Com-Fy Boys Shred-mills speed x0.5
Take A Load Off 1,600 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys speed x2
I'm Hungry... 1,700 Com-Fy Boys Shred-mills speed x0.5
So... Cozy... 1,800 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x20
Don't Wanna 1,900 Com-Fy Boys Shred-mills speed x0.5
If You Fits You Sits 2,000 Com-Fy Boys Com-Fy Boys profits x333
Extra Caronation 25 Soda-licious Soda-licious speed x2
Shakes Are For Chumps 100 Soda-licious Pro-Team Shakes speed x0.5
Fizz-ical Fitness 175 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x25
Protein Shmotein 250 Soda-licious Pro-Team Shakes speed x0.5
Pop's the Question 300 Soda-licious Soda-licious speed x2
Soda Has Electrolytes 400 Soda-licious Pro-Team Shakes speed x0.5
Super Sized 475 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x25
Just Finishing This Sixer 550 Soda-licious Pro-Team Shakes speed x0.5
Bendy Straws 625 Soda-licious Soda-licious speed x2
Drink Two Shakes Tomorrow 700 Soda-licious Pro-Team Shakes speed x0.5
Vintage Glass Bottles 775 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x25
No Time To Mix 850 Soda-licious Pro-Team Shakes speed x0.5
Drinking a Whole Six-Pack 925 Soda-licious Soda-licious speed x2
Shakes? More Like Brakes! 1,000 Soda-licious Pro-Team Shakes speed x0.5
Witty Bottlecap Quotes 1,075 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x25
Go For Flavor 1,150 Soda-licious Pro-Team Shakes speed x0.5
Five-Cent Can Refund 1,250 Soda-licious Soda-licious profits x444
Controller Thru the TV 25 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games speed x2
Flexers Are A Gimmick 75 Vid-Yah Games Tae Kwon Do-Flex speed x0.5
E-Sports Star 125 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x30
Games Good For Hand/Eye 200 Vid-Yah Games Tae Kwon Do-Flex speed x0.5
16-Hour Livestream 250 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games speed x2
Flexers Can Cause Injury 300 Vid-Yah Games Tae Kwon Do-Flex speed x0.5
Console Warrior 350 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x30
Game Today Flex Tomorrow 400 Vid-Yah Games Tae Kwon Do-Flex speed x0.5
MMO Money, MMO Problems 450 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games speed x2
Just One More Level 500 Vid-Yah Games Tae Kwon Do-Flex speed x0.5
Auto-Save 550 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x30
Got A Raid, No Time 600 Vid-Yah Games Tae Kwon Do-Flex speed x0.5
New Game Plus 650 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games speed x2
Too Dusty To Use 700 Vid-Yah Games Tae Kwon Do-Flex speed x0.5
60 FPS 750 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x30
Round's A Shape! 800 Vid-Yah Games Tae Kwon Do-Flex speed x0.5
Extra Life 850 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games speed x2
Sooooo Boring 900 Vid-Yah Games Tae Kwon Do-Flex speed x0.5
Cheat Code 1,000 Vid-Yah Games Vid-Yah Games profits x555
Betcha Can't eat Just One 25 Macro Chips Macro Chips speed x2
Lift Chips Not Weights 75 Macro Chips Dum Dum-bells speed x0.5
Betcha Can't Eat Just 100 125 Macro Chips Macro Chips Profits x35
Do You Even Dip? 200 Macro Chips Dum Dum-bells speed x0.5
Salt & Vinegar 250 Macro Chips Macro Chips speed x2
Weights Are Heavy 300 Macro Chips Dum Dum-bells speed x0.5
All-Dressed 350 Macro Chips Macro Chips Profits x35
Lift Tomorrow 400 Macro Chips Dum Dum-bells speed x0.5
Bottom of thye Bag 450 Macro Chips Macro Chips speed x2
Not Feeling It 500 Macro Chips Dum Dum-bells speed x0.5
Nacho Nacho Man 550 Macro Chips Macro Chips Profits x35
Take A Rest Day 600 Macro Chips Dum Dum-bells speed x0.5
Stackable Shape 650 Macro Chips Macro Chips speed x2
Dumbbells Are For Dumbbells 700 Macro Chips Dum Dum-bells speed x0.5
Just One More 750 Macro Chips Macro Chips Profits x666
Frosty Reception 25 Mystery Meat Mystery Meat speed x2
Veggies Are Decorations 50 Mystery Meat Veggies speed x0.5
7/8ths Pounder 75 Mystery Meat Mystery Meat profits x40
Garnish 100 Mystery Meat Veggies speed x0.5
Side of Fries 125 Mystery Meat Mystery Meat speed x2
Over Cooked Carrots 150 Mystery Meat Veggies speed x0.5
Tastes Like Chicken 175 Mystery Meat Mystery Meat profits x40
Nore Like Aspara-gas 200 Mystery Meat Veggies speed x0.5
Wholly Cow 225 Mystery Meat Mystery Meat speed x2
Carnivores Only 250 Mystery Meat Veggies speed x0.5
Just Like Mom Makes It 275 Mystery Meat Mystery Meat profits x40
Off-Putting Green 300 Mystery Meat Veggies speed x0.5
Slap It On The Barbie 325 Mystery Meat Mystery Meat speed x2
Smells Like Cabbage 350 Mystery Meat Veggies speed x0.5
Thick And Juicy 375 Mystery Meat Mystery Meat profits x40
Potatoes Only 400 Mystery Meat Veggies speed x0.5
Raised Without Hormones 425 Mystery Meat Mystery Meat speed x2
Pesticide Ridden 450 Mystery Meat Veggies speed x0.5
Probably 475 Mystery Meat Mystery Meat profits x40
What Are You, A Rabbit? 500 Mystery Meat Veggies speed x0.5
You Love Surprises 525 Mystery Meat Mystery Meat speed x2
Feed'em To The Dog 550 Mystery Meat Veggies speed x0.5
Interesting Texture 575 Mystery Meat Mystery Meat profits x40
Vile Veggies 600 Mystery Meat Veggies speed x0.5
Yumm 650 Mystery Meat Mystery Meat profits x777
A Deep Burn 7 Everything All profits x3
Bade 1 of 4 10 Everything Earn the Party Badge
Pump Up The Jams 15 Everything All profits x2
+4 Mega Bucks 20 Everything Earn 4 MegaBucks
Badge 2 of 4 30 Everything Earn the Chips Badge
+6 Mega Bucks 40 Everything Earn 6 MegaBucks
Badge 3 of 4 50 Everything Earn the Soda Badge
+10 Gold 60 Everything Earn 10 Gold
Badge 4 of 4 100 Everything Earn the Burger Badge

Cash Upgrades

Upgrade Cost Business Effect
Fully Loaded 3 Million Shred-mills x49
Strawberry

Flavour

24 Million Pro-Team Shakes x49
Weight

Room Expansion

192 Million Tae Kwon Do-Flex x49
Sweat

Bracelets

1.536 Billion Dum Dum-Bells x49
A Lite

Dressing

12.288 Billion Veggies x49
Should

Old Acquaintance

100 Billion All x30
Friction

Footing

447.456 Billion Shred-mills x5
EZ

Shaker

1.769 Trillion Pro-Team Shakes x5
Montage 21.233 Trillion Tae Kwon Do-Flex x5
Ultra

Rack

254.803 Trillion Dum Dum-Bells x5
Steamed 4.076 Quadrillion Veggies x5
Be

Forgot

10 Quadrillion All x10
High-Octane 65.2 Quadrillion Shred-mills x4
Comes

In A Can

104 Quadrillion Pro-Team Shakes x4
Comfy

Bench

4.32 Quintillion Tae Kwon Do-Flex x4
Anti-Drop

Technology

96.3 Quintillion Dum Dum-Bells x4
Saute 321 Quintillion Veggies x4
And

Never Brought

1 Sextillion All x5
Emergency

Shut Down

2.23 Sextillion Shred-mills x3
Spill

Proof Container

45.3 Sextillion Pro-Team Shakes x3
Encouraging

Posters

721 Sextillion Tae Kwon Do-Flex x3
Color

Coded

8.22 Septillion Dum Dum-Bells x3
Stir

Fry

15.5 Septillion Veggies x3
To

Mind?

100 Septillion All x5
Shredder

Attachment

222 Septillion Shred-mills x3
Chocolate

Edition

7.61 Octillion Pro-Team Shakes x3
Follow

Along VHS

41.1 Octillion Tae Kwon Do-Flex x3
Self-Spotting 735 Octillion Dum Dum-Bells x3
Farm

Fresh

4.45 Nonillion Veggies x3
Countdown Time! 10 Nonillion All x5
Motivational

AI

89.6 Nonillion Shred-mills x3
Gluten

Free

777 Nonillion Pro-Team Shakes x3
Roundhouse

Kicker

9.11 Decillion Tae Kwon Do-Flex x3
Bigger

And Better

16.6 Decillion Dum Dum-Bells x3
A Soup

Perhaps

741 Decillion Veggies x3
10... 1 Undecillion All x5
Harder! 8.52 Undecillion Shred-mills x3
Better! 61.4 Undecillion Pro-Team Shakes x3
Faster! 519 Undecillion Tae Kwon Do-Flex x3
Stronger! 3.51 Duodecillion Dum Dum-Bells x3
Work

It!

33.3 Duodecillion Veggies x3
9... 100 Duodecillion All x5
Rising

Up

723 Duodecillion Shred-mills x2
Straight

To The Top

4.53 Tredecillion Pro-Team Shakes x2
Took

Your Time

72.1 Tredecillion Tae Kwon Do-Flex x2
Took

Your Chances

822 Tredecillion Dum Dum-Bells x2
Don't

Lose Your Grip

1.55 Quattuordecillion Veggies x2
8... 10 Quattuordecillion All x2
You're

The Best

22.2 Quattuordecillion Shred-mills x2
Around! 761 Quattuordecillion Pro-Team Shakes x2
Nothing's

Gonna Ever

4.11 Quindecillion Tae Kwon Do-Flex x2
Keep

You Down

73.5 Quindecillion Dum Dum-Bells x2
Fight

'Til The End

445 Quindecillion Veggies x2
7... 1 Sexdecillion All x2
Heading

For Venus

8.96 Sexdecillion Shred-mills x3
Still

We Stand Tall

77.7 Sexdecillion Pro-Team Shakes x3
With So

Many Lightyears To Go

911 Sexdecillion Tae Kwon Do-Flex x3
And

Things To Be Found

1.66 Septendecillion Dum Dum-Bells x3
It's

The Final Countdown

74.1 Septendecillion Veggies x3
6... 100 Septendecillion All x7
You Are

The Champion

852 Septendecillion Shred-mills x5
My

Friend

6.14 Octodecillion Pro-Team Shakes x5
And

You'll Keep On Fighting

51.9 Octodecillion Tae Kwon Do-Flex x5
Til The

End

351 Octodecillion Dum Dum-Bells x5
No Time

For Losers

3.33 Novemdecillion Veggies x5
5... 10 Novemdecillion All x10
4... 44 Duovigintillion All x1.25
3... 67 Duovigintillion All x1.25
Let's Run Away Together 44 Duovigintillion Shred Mills x2
Shake Shake Shake... 58 Duovigintillion Pro-team Shakes x2
Weird, but Okay 72 Duovigintillion Tae Kwon Do Flex x2
Chalk Up! 85 Duovigintillion Dum-Dum-Bells x2
To Fu, or Not To Fu? 390 Duovigintillion Veggies x2
Calf Massager 450 Duovigintillion Comfy Boys x2
Make them Tastebuds... 500 Duovigintillion Soda-licious x2
Speedrun Record 550 Duovigintillion Vid-Yah Games x2
Swine and Dine 660 Duovigintillion Mystery Meat x2
2... 8.1 Trevigintillion All x1.5
Shake Your Fooooody 14 Trevigintillion Pro-team Shakes x2
24-Pack Abs 18 Trevigintillion Tae Kwon Do Flex x2
The Smokiest BBQ 39 Trevigintillion Macro Chips x2
Heiferrific 42 Trevigintillion Mystery Meat x2
1... 300 Trevigintillion All x2
A Gentle Sprint 730 Trevigintillion Shred Mills x2
Twist and Shout 950 Trevigintillion Pro-team Shakes x2
Furious Fists 1.1 Quattourvigintillion Tae Kwon Do Flex x2
Deadest Lifts 1.4 Quattourvigintillion Dum-Dum-Bells x2
Feeling Good-geous 1.6 Quattourvigintillion Veggies x2
Better than on the Fence 1.8 Quattourvigintillion Comfy Boys x2
Go Loco! 2 Quattourvigintillion Soda-Licious x2
Weird Spawn Locations 2.2 Quattourvigintillion Vid-Yah Games x2
The Nacho-est Cheese 2.5 Quattourvigintillion Macro Chips x2
Gobble It Down 2.7 Quattourvigintillion Mystery Meat x2
HAPPY NEW YEAR! 19 Quattourvigintillion Everything x2
Always First Place 11 Quattourvigintillion Shred-mills x2
The Superest Food 15 Quattourvigintillion Pro-team Shakes x2
Diddly Squats 22 Quattourvigintillion Dum-Dum-Bells x2
Put Yer Feet Up 29 Quattourvigintillion Com-Fy Boys x2
Lag-Proof 36 Quattourvigintillion Soda-licious x2
Betcha Can't Eat Just 50! 40 Quattourvigintillion Macro Chips x2

Angel Upgrades

There is only 1 multiplier Angel Upgrade, which is the last one. Cheaper angel upgrades only add extra businesses.

Upgrade Cost Effect
Help From Above 1 million angels +25 Shred-mills
Angelic Flavor 2 million angels +20 Pro-Team Shakes
Wise Old Trainer 3 million angels +15 Tae Kwon Do-Flex
Personal Trainer 4 million angels +10 Dum Dum-Bells
Holy Chef 5 million angels +5 Veggies
Bursts of Progress 6 trillion angels +25 Shred-mills
Shaken Not Stirred 7 trillion angels +20 Pro-Team Shakes
Fight For Your Right 8 trillion angels +15 Tae Kwon Do-Flex
'Miring 9 trillion angels +10 Dum Dum-Bells
Prep The Veggies 10 trillion angels +5 Veggies
Set Goals 11 quintillion angels +25 Shred-mills
Do A Little Every Day 12 quintillion angels +20 Pro-Team Shakes
Don't Get Discouraged 13 quintillion angels +15 Tae Kwon Do-Flex
Make Exceptions 140 quintillion angels +10 Dum Dum-Bells
Do It For You 150 quintillion Angels +5 Veggies
Eye Of The Liger 77 sextillion Angels All Profits x50

Trivia

  • On December 26, 2019, 33 unlocks and 43 upgrades were added to the mobile version of the event.
  • The 2019 and 2021 versions have impossible unlocks. These are 135 and 152 of everything. (costing $11.615 Quattourtrigintillion and $147.743 Octotrigintillion respectively). These are way out of reach without using glitches.
  • The matching between Billy Blanks and Richard Simmons is done before in Celebrity Deathmatch.
  • The Upgrades "You Are The Champion", "My Friend", "And You'll Keep On Fighting", "Til The End", and "No Time For Losers" are ALL references to one of Queen's songs, that one being "We Are The Champions".

Capitalist Connections

Card Name/Job/Skill/Trivia
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1. Matt 'LeChicken Coop' Cooper
  • Job Title: Seat Stuffer
  • Skill: Keeping seats cozy, clean, and com-fy!
  • Trivia:
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2. Rev 'Run' Ronnie
  • Job Title: Pro Runner
  • Skill: Never skips leg day and loves cardio
  • Trivia:
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3. The Queen of Pop
  • Job Title: Soda Pop Socialite
  • Skill: Never lets a conversation go flat
  • Trivia: Michael Jackson - King of Pop
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4. DJ Masta D
  • Job Title: Sr. Gains Officer
  • Skill: Being swole is totally a skill
  • Trivia: Master Shake from Aqua Team Hunger Force
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5. L.C. Slater
  • Job Title:
  • Skill:
  • Trivia:
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6. Billy-Bo Simmons
  • Job Title: Hypeman Supreme
  • Skill: Is so hype and much flex!
  • Trivia: Richard Simmons
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7. Deputy Moose CHiPs
  • Job Title: Crunch Tester
  • Skill: Ensuring crisp for more than 70 years!
  • Trivia:
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8. Robo-Wiz
  • Job Title:
  • Skill:
  • Trivia: Robo-cop
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9. Super Meat Girl
  • Job Title: Dave's BFF
  • Skill: Can make patties into any shape!
  • Trivia: Meatwad from Aqua Team Hunger Force + Wendy's Burgers
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10. Ho Ho Toot Toot
  • Job Title: Bean Counter
  • Skill: Makes spinach 100 different ways
  • Trivia: Green Giant frozen veggies + Popeye the Sailor Man cartoon
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