| “ | The Capitalist has caught football fever, and the result is a line-up of investments made in the spirit of the gridiron game. Grab your million-dollar-dip, a can of Budget Lite and kick back in your skybox seat while you enjoy the game! Profits feeling a a bit parched? Boost them with Electrolytning(™)! It's what Capitalists crave! |
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Profit-A-Bowl is an American Football "Super Bowl" themed event for AdVenture Capitalist. It started on February 2, 2018. A replay started on May 11, 2018.
Dates available (Mobile)[]
- Bold dates are only on mobile
- February 2-6, 2018 (event #55)
- May 11-15, 2018 (event #69)
- September 7-11, 2018 (event #86)
- January 31 - February 5, 2019 (event #107)
- May 9-14, 2019 (event #121)
- September 5-10, 2019 (event #138)
- January 30 - February 4, 2020 (event #159)
- April 17-20, 2020 (mobile event #175)
- May 29 - June 1, 2020 (mobile event #187)
- July 17-20, 2020 (mobile event #201)
- September 11-14, 2020 (mobile event #217)
- October 23-26, 2020 (mobile event #229)
- December 18-21, 2020 (mobile event #245)
- February 5, 2021 (mobile event #259)
- March 26-29, 2021 (mobile event #273)
- May 14-17, 2021 (mobile event #287)
- June 25-28, 2021 (mobile event #299)
- August 1-6, 2021 (mobile event #306)
- September 10-13, 2021 (mobile event #317)
- October 22-25, 2021 (mobile event #329)
- December 17-20, 2021 (mobile event #345)
- February 11-14, 2022 (mobile event #361)
- March 18-21, 2022 (mobile event #373)
- May 13-16, 2022 (mobile event #387)
- July 1-4, 2022 (mobile event #401)
- August 12-15, 2022 (mobile event #413)
- September 9-12, 2022 (mobile event #421)
- October 21-24, 2022 (mobile event #433)
- December 16-19, 2022 (mobile event #449)
- February 10-13, 2023 (mobile event #465)
- March 24-27, 2023 (mobile event #477)
- May 12-15, 2022 (mobile event #491)
- June 23-26, 2023 (mobile event #503)
- August 4-7, 2023 (mobile event #515)
Dates Available (Steam)[]
- February 2-6, 2018 (event #55)
- May 11-15, 2018 (event #69)
- September 7-11, 2018 (event #86)
- January 31 - February 5, 2019 (event #107)
- May 9-14, 2019 (event #121)
- September 5-10, 2019 (event #138)
- January 30 - February 4, 2020 (event #159)
- May 21-26, 2020 (steam event #175)
- July 30 - August 4, 2020 (steam event #185)
- November 5-10, 2020 (steam event #199)
- February 4-9, 2021 (steam event #212)
- March 25-30, 2021 (steam event #219)
- July 1-6, 2021 (steam event #233)
- November 11-16, 2021 (steam event #252)
- February 10-15, 2022 (Steam event #265)
- May 5-10, 2022 (steam event #277)
- July 21-26, 2022 (steam event #288)
- October 13-18, 2022 (steam event #300)
- February 9-14, 2023 (steam event #317)
- May 4-9, 2023 (steam event #329)
- September 7-12, 2023 (steam event #347)
Event Map[]
Benefits[]
The event allows the player to earn 10 
, 5 
, a 1 Day Time Warp, 3 Time Warp Expresses, and 4 badges.
ProfitCaster[]
The event features a ProfitCaster called "Electrolytning". This ProfitCaster provides an x12 boost to all investments for 10 seconds with a refill time of 4 hours.
Badges[]
Main article: Badges
| May, 2018, Replay Edition Badges | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Badge Name | Requirement | Badge Image | Profit Bonus |
| Profit-A-Bowl Badge | 5 of Everything |  |
Adds a boost to the base profit of your
Fake Fans in the Profit-A-Bowl event. |
| Skybox Badge | 15 of Everything |  |
Adds a boost to your base Ad Watch
bonus in the Profit-A-Bowl event. |
| Death-defying Dining Badge | 40 of Everything |  |
Adds a boost to the base speed of
your Werewolf Colonies on the Moon. |
| Budget Light Badge | 60 of Everything |  |
x15 Terriformer [sic] on Mars |
Businesses[]
| Business | Base Cost | Coefficient | Initial Time (s) | Base Profit | Initial productivity ($/sec) | Max on mobile | Max on steam |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Fake Fans   |
$4.996502448 | 1.0007 | 1 | $0.50 | 0.50 | 122000 | 103,667 |
Million-dollar Dip   |
$10 | 3.2 | 10 | $50 | 5.00 | 79 | 50 |
Backpack BBQ   |
$200 | 3 | 15 | $350 | 23.33 | 81 | 50 |
Death D-Fine Dining  |
$5,000 | 2.8 | 20 | $1,650 | 82.50 | 83 | 50 |
| Budget Lites |
$150,000 | 2.6 | 30 | $8,000 | 266.67 | 86 | 50 |
Foam Stiff-arms   |
$10,000,000 | 2.4 | 35 | $5,000,000 | 142,857.14 | 89 | 50 |
Skybox Seating  |
$500,000,000 | 2.2 | 40 | $69,000,000 | 1,725,000.00 | 94 | 50 |
Hypno-ads   |
$400,000,000,000 | 2.1 | 60 | $8,000,000,000 | 133,333,333.33 | 91 | 44 |
Designer Uniforms   |
$400,000,000,000 | 2 | 60 | $12,000,000,000 | 200,000,000.00 | 97 | 47 |
Everything   |
800,510,155,214.997 | 3.450356411 | - | 20,074,010,050.50 | 335,201,068.00 | 85 | N/A |
- The "Base Cost" for "Fake Fans" is 5/1.0007
Managers[]
Main article: Managers
There are 9 managers in this event that each run one business. There are no managers that reduce cost, show cash per second, or unlock quick-buy buttons.
| Image | Manager | Business | Cost | Reference |
|---|---|---|---|---|
 |
Ric Butkus | Fake Fans | $300,000 | Dick Butkus
Ric Flair |
 |
Ted DiBiamsay | Million-dollar Dips | $250,000,000 | Gordon Ramsay
Ted DiBiase (Million Dollar Man) |
 |
Yogi Grills | Backpack BBQs | $750,000,000 | Yogi Bear
Bear Gryills Jaws |
 |
P.T. Backyard | Death D-Fine Dinings | $300 billion | P.T. Barnum
??? |
 |
Budge Aldrin | Budget Lites | $80 trillion | Buzz Aldrin
Dale Earnhardt |
 |
Foam Montana | Foam Stiff-arms | $4 quadrilliion | Joe Montana
Foam Stiff-arms |
 |
Mr. Rodgers | Skybox Seating | $30 quadrillion | Mr. Rogers
Aaron Rodgers |
 |
Tony Promo | Hypno-Ads | $100 quadrillion | Tony Romo
Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth |
 |
Li'l Forgi | Designer Uniforms | $100 quadrillion | Geordi La Forge
Lil Pump |
Reward Tiers[]
| May, 2018, Replay Edition Reward Tiers | ||
|---|---|---|
| Tier | Ranks | Prize |
 Tier 1
|
1 - 1 | * Tier 1 Badge * 2500
|
 Tier 2
|
2 - 2 | * Tier 2 Badge * 2000
|
 Tier 3
|
3 - 3 | * Tier 3 Badge * 1500
|
 Tier 4
|
4 - 10 | * Tier 4 Badge * 1000
|
 Tier 5
|
11 - 25 | * Tier 5 Badge * 500
|
 Tier 6
|
26 - 100 | * Tier 6 Badge * 250
|
 Tier 7
|
101 - 1,000 | * Tier 7 Badge * 100
|
 Tier 8
|
1,001 - 10,000 | * Tier 8 Badge * 25
|
 Tier 9
|
10,001 - 100,000 | * Tier 9 Badge * 10
|
 Tier 10
|
100,001 - 1,000,000 | * Tier 10 Badge * 3
|
Unlocks (In Order Of Buying Efficiency)[]
2019-2021 editions
The 2020-2021 mobile versions have a total of 110 unlocks. Steam still has 60. (Unlocks in bold are on mobile only. 2020 unlocks are all of the unlocks in bold and normal text. The 2019 unlocks are in normal text only. Numbers in the efficiency order number column tell the order you need purchase unlocks to make profit faster.
| 2019-2021 editions | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Image | Unlock | Cost | Level | Business | Effect | Efficiency order number |
| |
Better than a fairweather fan. | $228,941.38 | 5,000 | Fake Fans | Profits of Everything x2 | 1st |
| |
Dip it; dip it good! | $511,768.14 | 10 | Million-dollar Dip | Profits of Million-dollar Dip x16 | 2nd |
| |
Nice to MEAT you. | $5,904,800.00 | 10 | Backpack BBQ | Profits of Backpack BBQ x10 | 3rd |
| |
Hard to tell who the real fans are. | $7.572 Million | 10,000 | Fake Fans | Profits of Everything x1.5 | 4th |
| |
XFL 2020! | $82,274,101.86 | 10 | Death D-fine Dining | Profits of Death D-fine Dining x10 | 5th |
| |
Good, better, Budget Lite. | $1,323,347,771.75 | 10 | Budget Lite | Profits of Budget Lite x10 | 6th |
| |
They don't even blow cold air. | $8.534 Billion | 20,000 | Fake Fans | Profits of Everything x1.25 | 7th |
| |
Dry Clean Only | $45,280,986,403.84 | 10 | Foam Stiff-arms | Profits of Foam Stiff-arms x3 | 8th |
| |
Looking down on everyone! | $45,280,986,403.84 | 10 | Skybox Seating | Profits of Skybox Seating x1.25 | 9th |
| |
Look into my eyes. | $3,004,000,000,000.00 | 3 | Hypno-ads | Profits of Designer Uniforms x1.25 | 10th |
| |
Large, X-Large, Supreme | $25,200,000,000,000.00 | 6 | Designer Uniforms | Profits of Hypno-ads x1.1 | 11th |
| |
Expensive Tuesday. | $25,600,000,000,000.00 | 7 | Designer Uniforms | Profits of Hypno-ads x1.1 | 12th |
| |
What are Yazzy Boasts? | $358.400 Trillion | 10 | Designer Uniforms | Profits of Hypno-ads x1.1 | 13th |
| |
You are getting very sleepy. | $603.173 Trillion | 10 | Hypno-ads | Profits of Designer Uniforms x1.1 | 14th |
| |
Your eyes are getting heavy | $5.010 Quadrillion | 13 | Hypno-ads | Profits of Designer Uniforms x1.1 | 15th |
| |
No more getting spilled on. | $10.222 Quadrillion | 40,000 | Fake Fans | Profits of Everything x1.25 | 16th |
| |
Gucci Gang! Gucci Gang! Gucci Gang! | $52.019 Quadrillion | 17 | Designer Uniforms | Profits of Hypno-ads x1.25 | 17th |
| |
Repeat after me.... | $103.626 Quadrillion | 17 | Hypno-ads | Profits of Designer Uniforms x1.1 | 18th |
| |
You need this product. | $902.459 Quadrillion | 20 | Hypno-ads | Profits of Designer Uniforms x1.1 | 19th |
| |
We are of a higher Calibre. | $3.303 Quintillion | 23 | Designer Uniforms | Profits of Hypno-ads x1.5 | 20th |
| |
You just want to wear the jersey | $11.172 Quintillion | 50,000 | Fake Fans | Profits of Everything x1.25 | 21st |
| |
A total pane in the glass | $287.096 Trillion | 20 | Skybox Seating | Profits of Skybox Seating x5 | 22nd |
| |
Way to think outside the box. | $1.820 Quintillion | 30 | Skybox Seating | Profits of Skybox Seating x10 | 23rd |
| |
This thing skips arm day. | $287.096 Trillion | 20 | Foam Stiff-arms | Profits of Foam Stiff-arms x1.5 | 24th |
| |
Buy One, Get One. | $1.820 Quintillion | 30 | Foam Stiff-arms | Profits of Foam Stiff-arms x25 | 25th |
| |
The price is right, bud! | $18.681 Trillion | 20 | Budget Lite | Profits of Budget Lite x20 | 26th |
| |
Budget Lite. It'll do. | $263.718 Quadrillion | 30 | Budget Lite | Profits of Budget Lite x40 | 27th |
| |
RV Climbing Gear | $2.436 Trillion | 20 | Death D-fine Dining | Profits of Death D-fine Dining x50 | 28th |
| |
Tablecloth Capes | $72.181 Quadrillion | 30 | Death D-fine Dining | Profits of Death D-fine Dining x40 | 29th |
| |
Spoiled Brat-Wurst | $348,672 Billion | 20 | Backpack BBQ | Profits of Backpack BBQ x100 | 30th |
| |
Grilling in the name of | $20.588 Quadrillion | 30 | Backpack BBQ | Profits of Backpack BBQ x50 | 31st |
| |
Bean there, done that. | $57.619 Billion | 20 | Million-dollar Dip | Profits of Million-dollar Dip x200 | 32nd |
| |
Holy, Guacamole! | $6.487 Quadrillion | 30 | Million-dollar Dip | Profits of Million-dollar Dip x50 | 33rd |
| |
When I snap my fingers... | $181.205 Quintillion | 27 | Hypno-ads | Profits of Designer Uniforms x1.1 | 34th |
| |
Don't change the Chanel | $211.392 Quintillion | 29 | Designer Uniforms | Profits of Hypno-ads x1.25 | 35th |
| |
Goyard or Go Home | $1.503 Sextillion | 32 | Designer Uniforms | Profits of Hypno-ads x1.35 | 36th |
| |
...you will wake up! | $1.505 Sextillion | 30 | Hypno-ads | Profits of Designer Uniforms x1.25 | 37th |
| |
What's a real fan anyway? | $12.222 Sextillion | 60,000 | Fake Fans | Profits of Everything x1.2 | 38th |
| |
How do you fuel this thing? | $11.541 Sextillion | 40 | Skybox Seating | Profits of Skybox Seating x10 | 39th |
| |
Fluffy Fist-Bumps | $11.541 Sextillion | 40 | Foam Stiff-arms | Profits of Foam Stiff-arms x15 | 40th |
| |
Taste as great as it's name. | $3.722 Sextillion | 40 | Budget Lite | Profits of Budget Lite x30 | 41st |
| |
Four-Leg Drop | $2.137 Sextillion | 40 | Death D-fine Dining | Profits of Death D-fine Dining x40 | 42nd |
| |
This Grill is on Fireeee! | $1.215 Sextillion | 40 | Backpack BBQ | Profits of Backpack BBQ x40 | 43rd |
| |
Chip, chip, hooray! | $730.419 Quintillion | 40 | Million-dollar Dip | Profits of Million-dollar Dip x50 | 44th |
| |
Must...make...purchases. | $302.247 Sextillion | 37 | Hypno-ads | Profits of Designer Uniforms x1.1 | 46th |
| |
Close the Dior behind you. | $108.233 Sextillion | 38 | Designer Uniforms | Profits of Hypno-ads x1.2 | 45th |
| |
Wow, these ads really work! | $2.510 Septillion | 40 | Hypno-ads | Profits of Designer Uniforms x2 | 47th |
| |
Is this ethical? | $23.252 Septillion | 43 | Hypno-ads | Profits of Designer Uniforms x1.5 | 48th |
| |
Bare and kind of well known. | $6.926 Septillion | 44 | Designer Uniforms | Profits of Hypno-ads x1.5 | 49th |
| |
You just can't Hackett. | $49.258 Septillion | 47 | Designer Uniforms | Profits of Hypno-ads x2 | 50th |
| |
Wait...where am I? | $42.329 Septillion | 44 | Hypno-ads | Profits of Designer Uniforms x1.25 | 51st |
| |
Do these come tinted? | $73.175 Septillion | 50 | Skybox Seating | Profits of Skybox Seating x5 | 52nd |
| |
Off Season Dust Collector | $73.175 Septillion | 50 | Foam Stiff-arms | Profits of Foam Stiff-arms x10 | 53rd |
| |
Lose the carbs. Not the bucks. | $52.554 Septillion | 50 | Budget Lite | Profits of Budget Lite x25 | 54th |
| |
Love at first tailgate | $63.326 Septillion | 50 | Death D-fine Dining | Profits of Death D-fine Dining x25 | 55th |
| |
Well-Done! | $71.788 Septillion | 50 | Backpack BBQ | Profits of Backpack BBQ x35 | 56th |
| |
You found the bottom layer! | $82.237 Septillion | 50 | Million-dollar Dip | Profits of Million-dollar Dip x40 | 57th |
| |
Make them attractive | $14.640 Octillion | 80,000 | Fake Fans | Profits of Everything x1.5 | 58th |
| |
Are you from Vancouver? | $16.001 Nonillion | 90,000 | Fake Fans | Profits of Everything x7 | 59th |
| |
Avoid Awkward Small Talk | $17.504 Decillion | 100,000 | Fake Fans | Speed of Fake Fans x2 | 60th |
| |
The Wave is a little off in our section. | $210.485 Decillion | 103,667 | Fake Fans | Profits of Everything x9 | 61st |
| |
The Most Magical Day... | $42.492 decillion | 73 | Everything | Speed of All Investments x1.25 | 62nd |
| |
Cheering Kept to a Minnimum | $351.482 decillion | 105,000 | Fake Fans | Profits of Fake Fans x2 | 63rd |
| |
Won't Block Your View | $4.149 undecillion | 108,000 | Fake Fans | Speed of Fake Fans Profits x2 | 64th |
| |
Easy Face Painting | $72.957 undecillion | 112,000 | Fake Fans | Speed of Fake Fans Profits x1.25 | 65th |
| |
Keeps Your Seat Warm | $1.198 duodecillion | 116,000 | Fake Fans | Profits of Fake Fans x2 | 66th |
| |
Parking's a Breeze! | $83.708 duodecillion | 122,000 | Fake Fans | Profits of Fake Fans x2 | 67th |
| |
...Of the Whole Year! | $43.277 tredecillion | 85 | Everything | Profits of Everything x1.5 | 68th |
| |
Keep 911 on Stand by. | $7.086 decillion | 68 | Death D-fine Dining | Speed of Death D-fine Dining Profits x2 | 69th |
| |
If Your Having... | $9.270 decillion | 67 | Backpack BBQ | Speed of Backpack BBQ Profits x2 | 70th |
| |
Live Within Your Beans | $9.942 decillion | 66 | Million-dollar-Dip | Speed of Million-dollar-Dips x2 | 71st |
| |
So Cheap, It's Tolerable | $10.473 decillion | 70 | Budget Lite | Speed of Budget Lite Profits x2 | 72nd |
| |
A Real Influencer | $13.062 decillion | 70 | Hypno-ads | Speed of Hypno-ads Profits x2 | 73rd |
| |
Wear Your Helmet! | $15.111 decillion | 75 | Designer Uniforms | Speed of Designer Uniforms x2 | 74th |
| |
Flex your fandom! | $16.946 decillion | 72 | Foam Stiff-arms | Speed of Foam Stiff-arms Profits x2 | 75th |
| |
Down In Front! | $20.021 decillion | 75 | Skybox Seating | Speed of Skybox Seatings Profits x2 | 76th |
| |
Extra Cheese | $91.864 decillion | 68 | Million-dollar-Dip | Profits of Million-dollar-Dips x2 | 77th |
| |
Wanna Sign My Neck Brace? | $148.480 decillion | 71 | Death D-fine Dining | Profits of Death D-fine Dining x2 | 78th |
| |
Budget Lite: Pure Mediocrity | $173.614 decillion | 73 | Budget Lite | Profits of Budget Lite x2 | 79th (already earned through 73 of everything) |
| |
Lend a Hand | $217.322 decillion | 75 | Foam Stiff-arms | Profits of Foam Stiff-arms x2 | 80th |
| |
Voguing In the Endzone | $226.673 decillion | 79 | Designer Uniforms | Profits of Designer Uniforms x2 | 81th |
| |
...Grill Problems... | $241.044 decillion | 70 | Backpack BBQ | Profits of Backpack BBQ x2 | 82nd |
| |
...I Feel Bad for You, Son | $2.002 undecillion | 72 | Backpack BBQ | Speed of Backpack BBQ Profits x2 | 83rd |
| |
The Finger Wasn't Enough | $3.004 undecillion | 78 | Foam Stiff-arms | Speed of Foam Stiff-arms Profits x2 | 84th |
| |
Basically Water | $3.051 undecillion | 76 | Budget Lite | Speed of Budget Lite Profits x2 | 85th |
| |
I Put My Hand Upon My Chip | $3.234 undecillion | 71 | Million-dollar-Dip | Speed of Million-dollar-Dips x2 | 86th |
| |
Come for the Game... | $3.259 undecillion | 74 | Death D-fine Dining | Speed of Death D-fine Dining Profits x2 | 87th |
| |
Stomping Down the Field | $3.626 undecillion | 83 | Designer Uniforms | Speed of Designer Uniforms x2 | 88th |
| |
Buy 200 Get 1 Free! | $4.927 undecillion | 78 | Hypno-ads | Speed of Hypno-ads Profits x2 | 89th |
| |
BEEP BEEP | $4.973 undecillion | 82 | Skybox Seating | Speed of Skybox Seatings Profits x2 | 90th |
| |
When I Dip, You Dip... | $30.824 undecillion | 73 | Million-dollar-Dip | Speed of Million-dollar-Dips Profits x1.25 | 91st (already earned through 73 of everything) |
| |
The Power of Suggestion | $40.813 undecillion | 81 | Hypno-ads | Speed of Hypno-ads Profits x1.25 | 92nd |
| |
These Seats Cost an Arm... | $41.530 undecillion | 81 | Foam Stiff-arms | Speed of Foam Stiff-arms Profits x1.25 | 93rd |
| |
Does This Have Autopilot? | $53.176 undecillion | 85 | Skybox Seating | Speed of Skybox Seatings Profits x1.25 | 94th |
| |
For All You Do... | $53.632 undecillion | 79 | Budget Lite | Speed of Budget Lite Profits x1.25 | 95th |
| |
Supermodel Quarterbacks | $58.028 undecillion | 87 | Designer Uniforms | Speed of Designer Uniforms x1.25 | 96th |
| |
I Got 99 Problems... | $58.573 undecillion | 75 | Backpack BBQ | Speed of Backpack BBQ Profits x1.25 | 97th |
| |
...Stay for the Party! | $71.551 undecillion | 77 | Death D-fine Dining | Speed of Death D-fine Dining Profits x1.25 | 98th |
| |
...But a Brisket Ain't One | $486.613 undecillion | 77 | Backpack BBQ | Profits of Backpack BBQ x2 | 99th |
| |
Getting Fired Up! | $512.769 undecillion | 79 | Death D-fine Dining | Profits of Death D-fine Dining x2 | 100th |
| |
Strike a Pose... | $928.455 undecillion | 91 | Designer Uniforms | Profits of Designer Uniforms x2 | 101th |
| |
Bad Call, Ref! | $1.192 duodecillion | 89 | Skybox Seating | Profits of Skybox Seatings x2 | 102nd |
| |
I See 5 Stars | $35.537 duodecillion | 83 | Death D-fine Dining | Profits of Death D-fine Dining x2 | 103rd |
| |
...We Dip! | $36.645 duodecillion | 79 | Million-dollar-Dip | Profits of Million-dollar-Dips x2 | 104th |
| |
There's a Lot of Steak | $43.795 duodecillion | 81 | Backpack BBQ | Profits of Backpack BBQ x2 | 105th |
| |
...This Brew Will Do | $45.618 duodecillion | 86 | Budget Lite | Profits of Budget Lite x2 | 106th |
| |
...And a Foam Arm | $49.235 duodecillion | 89 | Foam Stiff-arms | Profits of Foam Stiff-arms x2 | 107th |
| |
...After Every Catch | $62.392 duodecillion | 97 | Designer Uniforms | Profits of Designer Uniforms x2 | 108th |
| |
It's like YOUR'E Playing | $62.952 duodecillion | 94 | Skybox Seating | Profits of Skybox Seatings x2 | 109th |
| |
Trance-a-riffic | $76.271 duodecillion | 91 | Hypno-ads | Profits of Hypno-ads x2 | 110th |
| May, 2018, Replay Edition | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Image | Unlock | Level | Business | Effect |
| |
Better than a fairweather fan. | 5,000 | Fake Fans | Profits of Everything x2 |
| |
Hard to tell who the real fans are. | 10,000 | Fake Fans | Profits of Everything x1.5 |
| |
They don't even blow cold air. | 20,000 | Fake Fans | Profits of Everything x1.25 |
| |
No more getting spilled on. | 40,000 | Fake Fans | Profits of Everything x1.25 |
| |
You just want to wear the jersey | 50,000 | Fake Fans | Profits of Everything x1.25 |
| |
What's a real fan anyway? | 60,000 | Fake Fans | Profits of Everything x1.2 |
| |
Make them attractive | 80,000 | Fake Fans | Profits of Everything x1.5 |
| |
Are you from Vancouver? | 90,000 | Fake Fans | Profits of Everything x7 |
| |
The Wave is a little off in our section. | 103,667 | Fake Fans | Profits of Everything x9 |
| |
Dip it; dip it good! | 10 | Million-dollar Dip | Profits of Million-dollar Dip x16 |
| |
Bean there, done that. | 20 | Million-dollar Dip | Profits of Million-dollar Dip x200 |
| |
Holy, Guacamole! | 30 | Million-dollar Dip | Profits of Million-dollar Dip x50 |
| |
Chip, chip, hooray! | 40 | Million-dollar Dip | Profits of Million-dollar Dip x50 |
| |
You found the bottom layer! | 50 | Million-dollar Dip | Profits of Million-dollar Dip x40 |
| |
Nice to MEAT you. | 10 | Backpack BBQ | Profits of Backpack BBQ x10 |
| |
Spoiled Brat-Wurst | 20 | Backpack BBQ | Profits of Backpack BBQ x100 |
| |
Grilling in the name of | 30 | Backpack BBQ | Profits of Backpack BBQ x50 |
| |
This Grill is on Fireeee! | 40 | Backpack BBQ | Profits of Backpack BBQ x40 |
| |
Well-Done! | 50 | Backpack BBQ | Profits of Backpack BBQ x35 |
| |
XFL 2020! | 10 | Death D-fine Dining | Profits of Death D-fine Dining x10 |
| |
RV Climbing Gear | 20 | Death D-fine Dining | Profits of Death D-fine Dining x50 |
| |
Tablecloth Capes | 30 | Death D-fine Dining | Profits of Death D-fine Dining x40 |
| |
Four-Leg Drop | 40 | Death D-fine Dining | Profits of Death D-fine Dining x40 |
| |
Love at first tailgate | 50 | Death D-fine Dining | Profits of Death D-fine Dining x25 |
| |
Good, better, Budget Lite. | 10 | Budget Lite | Profits of Budget Lite x10 |
| |
The price is right, bud! | 20 | Budget Lite | Profits of Budget Lite x20 |
| |
Budget Lite. It'll do. | 30 | Budget Lite | Profits of Budget Lite x40 |
| |
Taste as great as it's name. | 40 | Budget Lite | Profits of Budget Lite x30 |
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Lose the carbs. Not the bucks. | 50 | Budget Lite | Profits of Budget Lite x25 |
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Dry Clean Only | 10 | Foam Stiff-arms | Profits of Foam Stiff-arms x3 |
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This thing skips arm day. | 20 | Foam Stiff-arms | Profits of Foam Stiff-arms x1.5 |
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Buy One, Get One. | 30 | Foam Stiff-arms | Profits of Foam Stiff-arms x25 |
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Fluffy Fist-Bumps | 40 | Foam Stiff-arms | Profits of Foam Stiff-arms x15 |
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Off Season Dust Collector | 50 | Foam Stiff-arms | Profits of Foam Stiff-arms x10 |
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Looking down on everyone! | 10 | Skybox Seating | Profits of Skybox Seating x1.25 |
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A total pane in the glass | 20 | Skybox Seating | Profits of Skybox Seating x5 |
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Way to think outside the box. | 30 | Skybox Seating | Profits of Skybox Seating x10 |
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How do you fuel this thing? | 40 | Skybox Seating | Profits of Skybox Seating x10 |
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Do these come tinted? | 50 | Skybox Seating | Profits of Skybox Seating x5 |
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Look into my eyes. | 3 | Hypno-ads | Profits of Designer Uniforms x1.25 |
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You are getting very sleepy. | 10 | Hypno-ads | Profits of Designer Uniforms x1.1 |
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Your eyes are getting heavy | 13 | Hypno-ads | Profits of Designer Uniforms x1.1 |
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Repeat after me.... | 17 | Hypno-ads | Profits of Designer Uniforms x1.1 |
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You need this product. | 20 | Hypno-ads | Profits of Designer Uniforms x1.1 |
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When I snap my fingers... | 27 | Hypno-ads | Profits of Designer Uniforms x1.1 |
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...you will wake up! | 30 | Hypno-ads | Profits of Designer Uniforms x1.25 |
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Must...make...purchases. | 37 | Hypno-ads | Profits of Designer Uniforms x1.1 |
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Wow, these ads really work! | 40 | Hypno-ads | Profits of Designer Uniforms x2 |
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Is this ethical? | 43 | Hypno-ads | Profits of Designer Uniforms x1.5 |
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Wait...where am I? | 44 | Hypno-ads | Profits of Designer Uniforms x1.25 |
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Large, X-Large, Supreme | 6 | Designer Uniforms | Profits of Hypno-ads x1.1 |
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Expensive Tuesday. | 7 | Designer Uniforms | Profits of Hypno-ads x1.1 |
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What are Yazzy Boasts? | 10 | Designer Uniforms | Profits of Hypno-ads x1.1 |
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Gucci Gang! Gucci Gang! Gucci Gang! | 17 | Designer Uniforms | Profits of Hypno-ads x1.25 |
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We are of a higher Calibre. | 23 | Designer Uniforms | Profits of Hypno-ads x1.5 |
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Don't change the Chanel | 29 | Designer Uniforms | Profits of Hypno-ads x1.25 |
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Goyard or Go Home | 32 | Designer Uniforms | Profits of Hypno-ads x1.35 |
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Close the Dior behind you. | 38 | Designer Uniforms | Profits of Hypno-ads x1.2 |
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Bare and kind of well known. | 44 | Designer Uniforms | Profits of Hypno-ads x1.5 |
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You just can't Hackett. | 47 | Designer Uniforms | Profits of Hypno-ads x2 |
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2 Mega Bucks! | 1 | Everything | Earn 2 MegaBucks |
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Badge 1 of 4! | 5 | Everything | Earn the Profit-A-Bowl badge |
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3 Time Warp Express! | 10 | Everything | 3x Timewarp Express |
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Badge 2 of 4! | 15 | Everything | Earn the Skybox badge |
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1 Day Time Warp! | 25 | Everything | 1 Day Time Warp |
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2 Gold! | 30 | Everything | Earn 2 Gold |
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3 Mega Bucks! | 35 | Everything | Earn 3 MegaBucks |
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Badge 3 of 4! | 40 | Everything | Earn the Death-defying Dining badge |
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3 Gold!! | 50 | Everything | Earn 3 Gold |
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5 Mega Bucks! | 52 | Everything | Earn 5 MegaBucks |
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Badge 4 of 4! | 60 | Everything | Earn the Budget Light badge |
Cash Upgrades (In Order of Buying Efficiency)[]
| Image | Upgrade | Cost | Business | Effect | Efficiency Order Number |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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There's the snap! | $350 million | Everything | Profits x18 | 1st |
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Walk it off! | $100 billion | Everything | Profits x9 | 2nd |
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Spike it like a punchbowl! | $400 quintillion | Everything | Profits x3 | 3rd |
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It's Good! | $50 septillion | Everything | Profits x3 | 4th |
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TOUCHDOWN!!! | $2.5 octillion | Everything | Profits x3 | 5th |
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Today's Game Brought to You By... | $7.5 nonillion | Everything | Profits x3 | 6th |
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...The Capitalist! | $30 nonillion | Everything | Profits x2 | 7th |
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Totes Showboats! | $120 nonillion | Everything | Profits x2 | 8th |
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Finance a Hotdog | $480 nonillion | Everything | Profits x2 | 9th |
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I Just Watch It for the Ads | $1.9 decillion | Everything | Profits x4 | 10th |
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Gator-Aid Medics | $7.6 decillion | Everything | Profits x2 | 11th |
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If You Eat Too Much... | $16 decillion | Everything | Profits x1.5 | 12th |
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...Just Walk It Off! | $21 decillion | Everything | Profits x1.25 | 13th |
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T-Shirt Cannons? | $490 decillion | Everything | Profits x2 | 14th |
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How About 3-Piece-Suit Cannons! | $7.8 undecillion | Everything | Profits x2 | 15th |
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First Downpayment | $75 undecillion | Everything | Profits x1.5 | 16th |
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Polite Applause | $75 undecillion | Fake Fans | Profits x2 | 17th |
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The Team Color Is Green, Obvy | $2 duodecillion | Everything | Profits x2 | 18th |
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Hustle Hit! | $16 duodecillion | Everything | Profits x1.5 | 19th |
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Never Quit! | $330 duodecillion | Everything | Profits x2 | 20th |
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Interference? Oops, Sorry! | $880 decillion | Skybox Seatings | Profits x2 | 21st |
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The Power of Ads Compel You | $980 decillion | Hypno-ads | Profits x2 | 22nd |
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Beans, beans, the Magical Fruit! | $100 undecillion | Million-dollar-Dips | Profits x2 | 23rd |
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It's Grill or be Grilled | $120 undecillion | Backpack BBQ | Profits x2 | 24th |
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Don't Use the Good China! | $150 undecillion | Death D-fine Dining | Profits x2 | 25th |
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Water Lying About Being Beer | $170 undecillion | Budget Lite | Profits x2 | 26th |
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Obnoxiously Awesome | $200 undecillion | Foam Stiff-arms | Profits x2 | 27th |
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Leaving's a Breeze | $220 undecillion | Skybox Seating | Profits x2 | 28th |
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Easily Suggestable | $250 undecillion | Hypno-ads | Profits x2 | 29th |
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Playbook or Look Books? | $270 undecillion | Designer Uniforms | Profits x2 | 30th |
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Double Dip-Proof | $1.6 duodecillion | Million-dollar-Dips | Profits x2 | 31st |
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Very Hydrating! | $2.8 duodecillion | Budget Lite | Profits x2 | 32nd |
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Wanna Arm Wrestle? | $3.2 duodecillion | Foam Stiff-arms | Profits x2 | 33rd |
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Hypno-Retail-Therapy | $4 duodecillion | Hypno-ads | Profits x2 | 34th |
Angel Upgrades[]
| Image | Upgrade | Cost | Effect |
|---|---|---|---|
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Paid seat fillers | 1 million | Profits of Fake Fans x52 |
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No more close talkers | 10 million | Profits of Fake Fans x26 |
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Personal space is key | 20 million | Profits of Fake Fans x13 |
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This is my kind of crowd | 100 million | Profits of Fake Fans x6 |
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BO Blocker | 700 million | Profits of Fake Fans x3 |
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These fans seem quiet... | 4 billion | Profits of Fake Fans x52 |
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Who usually sits here? | 20 billion | Profits of Fake Fans x18 |
Gold Upgrades[]
| Upgrade | Reward | Cost |
|---|---|---|
| Thirst Quencher Boost | Cut the Electrolytning wait time in half
Add 1 to its surge |
20
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| Deluxe Thirst Quencher Boost | 3 Thirst Quencher Boosts for the price of 2 | 40
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Event Deals[]
| May, 2018, Replay Event Deals | ||
|---|---|---|
| Deal | Reward | Cost |
| Trick Play | *1 x12 Profit Multiplier *1 Thirst Quencher Boost *1 Flux Capitalor |
90
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| Hail Mary | *1 x18 Profit Multiplier *1 Deluxe Thirst Quencher Boost *1 Deluxe Flux Capitalor |
175
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Currency Exchange[]
Once 60 of Everything has been purchased (i.e. the "Budget Light" badge has been earned), Currency Exchange is unlocked. Field Gold can then be exchanged for Mega Bucks. The first Mega Buck costs 1 Octodecillion Field Gold; each subsequent Mega Buck costs 100 times the previous.
Trivia[]
On January 30, 2020 50 unlocks and 29 upgrades were added to this event.
Capitalist Connections[]
Trivia[]
| Events | |
|---|---|
| 2015 | Gates Of Heck · Black & Blue Friday · A Capitalist Carol |
| 2016 | New You Resolutions · For the Love of Money · Making it Rain · The Root of All Evil (2018 Edition) · Live Rich and Profit · Insert Coins to Continue · Cashella · Live Your Profits · The Excellent AdVenture |
| 2017 | Manager Mania I · Saturday Morning Fever! · 1% Land · A Nightmare on Easy Street · Thanks-Gizmo · Merry Merger |
| 2018 | Profit-A-Bowl |
| 2019 | Cashalot |
| 2020 | Capitalist Cakeday |