“ | In the 'Root of All Evil' you are secretly running the Crime Syndicate and the Hero Squad from the shadows. You must carefully orchestrate your schemes as both sides will deal profit-damaging attacks to one another! In this event, evil has two faces, which side are you on? | ” |
— Event Info
|
The Root of All Evil is the event for April 2016. It started on April 13th and ended on April 20th. As news reporter Ivanna Peabody stated at the time, they've extended the event an extra 2 days to make enough time to take down that Evil Until April 22nd! This event also had a surprise replay starting on October 13, 2016.
On April 13th 2017, the event was re-released, featuring new badges and special Event Deals.
The event utilizes the method of paired investments similar to that of the New You Resolutions event. However, instead of only slowing down progress for the other business, it also attacks the amount of money you make from certain businesses.
A replay started in late April, 2018; however, The Root of All Evil (2018 Edition) did away with adversarial unlocks.
Dates Available[]
2018 dates and beyond are in The Root of All Evil 2018 edition wiki.
- April 13-22, 2016
- October 13-20, 2016
- April 13-18, 2017
The Capitalist Corner (News)[]
Released on April 13th, 2016
Be Super Effective![]
As capitalists all over get ready to make one of the largest decisions of their careers, whether to take the side of Good or Evil in the upcoming Root of All Evil event, we here at the Capitalist Corner want to remind you of one thing: If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right!
No matter which side you take, remember to be the best Hero or Villain you can! Nothing says second-class Superhero like getting that bargain basement spandex bodysuit; not to mention unseemly rips and tears at inopportune moments. And you Villains out there should remember the importance of brand recognition. An army of minions is all well and good, but if they don't stand out, what's the point? Make your wave of destruction really pop with themed uniforms, matching clown makeup, or all chrome destructo-bots - whatever matches your style.
And every Hero and Villain should remember socio economic responsibilities. Heroes are the leading force keeping grappling hook distributors and and[sic] utility belt manufacturers in business, so don't skimp on the gear. And Villains are job creators! That's right - they're a gold mine for repair crews, contractors and construction supply companies. So keep that in mind if you're wondering if you really need that third doomsday device!
So remember to take pride in your Capitalistic undertakings and good luck!
Ivanna Peabody The Capitalist Corner
Businesses[]
Image | Business | Base
Cost |
Coefficient | Initial
Time (s) |
Base Profit | Affects | Reference | Initial Productivity (Dollars/sec) | Max |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
SuperKing | $12 | 1.09 | 1 | $2 | BadDay | Superman
Elvis Presley |
2 | 1500 | |
Honey Badger | $200 | 1.18 | 3 | $25 | Mag-Neato | Wolverine | 8.33 | 800 | |
Black Knight | $770 | 1.36 | 5 | $77 | The Prankster | Batman | 15.4 | 400 | |
Rope Slinger | $2,268 | 1.72 | 7 | $189 | Jareth Green | Spider Man | 27 | 250 | |
Samurai Pizza Turtles | $46,662 | 2.44 | 9 | $3341 | Super Kings, Honey Badgers,
Black Knights, and Rope Slingers. |
TMNT
Samurai Pizza Cats |
371.22 | 150 | |
BadDay | $65 | 1.03 | 10 | $13 | SuperKing | Doomsday
Undertaker |
1.30 | 4444 | |
Mag-Neato | $770 | 1.09 | 19 | $110 | Honey Badger | Magneto
Mother Mae-Eye |
5.79 | 1500 | |
The Prankster | $3,708 | 1.27 | 25 | $413 | Black Night | Joker
Dennis the Menace |
16.52 | 555 | |
Jareth Green | $31,900 | 1.81 | 42 | $2908 | Rope Slinger | Green Goblin | 69.24 | 222 | |
Hair Clan | $8,666,658 | 3.43 | 97 | $6,685,550 | All | Foot Clan (TMNT) | 68,923.20 | 90 | |
Everything | $8,753,013 | 4.42 | N/A | $6,692,626 | N/A | N/A | 69,440.00 | 105 |
Managers[]
Image | Manager | Business | Cost |
---|---|---|---|
Lois Boulevard | SuperKings | $240.00 | |
Blue Jean | Honey Badgers | $5,000.00 | |
Alfie Grayson | Black Knights | $23,100.00 | |
Plain Jane | Rope Slingers | $79,380.00 | |
Splinteroni | Samurai Pizza Turtles | $1,866,480.00 | |
Flex Luther | BadDays | $3,250.00 | |
Mystic Mind | Mag-Neatos | $46,200.00 | |
Quinn Davidson | The Pranksters | $259,560.00 | |
J. Jonah Hillson | Jareth Greens | $2,552,000.00 | |
Dredder | Hair Clans | $79,999,220.00 |
Currency Exchange[]
Once you have completed the event, but achieving Villain Mask badge, the currency exchange is unlocked, and you can exchange a minimum of One Octodecillion Two Face Coins to Mega Bucks!
Unlocks[]
2016 Edition | ||||
---|---|---|---|---|
Icon | Unlock | Level | Business | Effect |
Bullet Proof Jumpsuit | 50 | SuperKing | Profits of SuperKings x 2 | |
Red Suede Boots | 100 | SuperKing | Profits of BadDays x 0.5 | |
Hunka Hunka Burning Eyes | 150 | SuperKing | Profits of SuperKings x 2 | |
Don't Touch the Hair! | 150 | SuperKing | Profits of BadDays x 0.5 | |
Hail to the SuperKing, Baby! | 200 | SuperKing | Profits of SuperKings x 4 | |
Daily Plan-It | 300 | SuperKing | Profits of BadDays x 0.5 | |
You're All Shook Up! | 400 | SuperKing | Profits of SuperKings x 5 | |
No Mercy! | 500 | SuperKing | Profits of BadDays x 0.5 | |
It's Now or Later | 600 | SuperKing | Profits of SuperKings x 6 | |
Faster Than a Speeding Fangirl | 700 | SuperKing | Profits of BadDays x 0.5 | |
Jailhouse Rock YOU! | 800 | SuperKing | Profits of SuperKings x 7 | |
Just Can't Wait to Be SuperKing | 900 | SuperKing | Profits of BadDays x 0.5 | |
Double Spit-Curl | 1000 | SuperKing | Profits of SuperKings x 8 | |
I Can See the Strings! | 1100 | SuperKing | Profits of BadDays x 0.5 | |
Thank You Very Punch! | 1200 | SuperKing | Profits of SuperKings x 9 | |
Up, Up and A-Weigh! | 1300 | SuperKing | Profits of BadDays x 0.5 | |
It's a Smallville After All | 1500 | SuperKing | Profits of SuperKings x 10 | |
Honey Badger Don't Care | 50 | Honey Badger | Profits of Honey Badgers x 5 | |
Yellow Spandex | 75 | Honey Badger | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 0.9 | |
Cobra King | 100 | Honey Badger | Profits of Honey Badgers x 5 | |
Canadian, Eh? | 125 | Honey Badger | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 0.9 | |
Beast of Durden | 150 | Honey Badger | Profits of Honey Badgers x 5 | |
Lean, Mean, Jean Lovin' Machine | 200 | Honey Badger | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 0.9 | |
Whoa! Watch out! | 250 | Honey Badger | Profits of Honey Badgers x 5 | |
Regenerate to Appreciate | 300 | Honey Badger | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 0.9 | |
Show Your Metal | 350 | Honey Badger | Profits of Honey Badgers x 5 | |
Stainless Steel Feels | 375 | Honey Badger | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 0.9 | |
What's On Your Mind? | 400 | Honey Badger | Profits of Honey Badgers x 5 | |
Read You Like A Book | 450 | Honey Badger | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 0.9 | |
Running in Slow Motion | 500 | Honey Badger | Profits of Honey Badgers x 5 | |
Bub! | 550 | Honey Badger | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 0.9 | |
Power Nap | 600 | Honey Badger | Profits of Honey Badgers x 5 | |
Three Clawed Baws! | 700 | Honey Badger | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 0.9 | |
Nuttin' But Muttin' Chops | 800 | Honey Badger | Profits of Honey Badgers x 5 | |
BIFF!! | 10 | Black Knight | Profits of Black Knights x 10 | |
Great Scott! |
20 | Black Knight |
Profits of The Pranksters x .5 | |
Pass the Cat | 40 | Black Knight | Profits of Black Knights x 10 | |
Old Chum! | 60 | Black Knight | Profits of The Pranksters x .5 | |
Body Armor Nipples | 80 | Black Knight | Profits of Black Knights x 8 | |
Mixed Bat-Signals | 100 | Black Knight | Profits of The Pranksters x .5 | |
Boy Blunder | 120 | Black Knight | Profits of Black Knights x 7 | |
BAM!! | 140 | Black Knight | Profits of The Pranksters x .5 | |
What's in a Utility Belt? | 160 | Black Knight | Profits of Black Knights x 6 | |
Little Green Tights | 180 | Black Knight | Profits of The Pranksters x .5 | |
Stir-Fried Cat | 200 | Black Knight | Profits of Black Knights x 5 | |
U.F.Oh No! | 230 | Black Knight | Profits of The Pranksters x .5 | |
Ha! I Kill Me! | 260 | Black Knight | Profits of Black Knights x 4 | |
ZOWIE!! | 290 | Black Knight | Profits of The Pranksters x .5 | |
None Shall Pass! | 320 | Black Knight | Profits of Black Knights x 3 | |
Call It a Draw | 350 | Black Knight | Profits of The Pranksters x .5 | |
Pennyworth For Your Thoughts? | 400 | Black Knight | Profits of Black Knights x 2 | |
Amazing! | 6 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Rope Slingers x 25 | |
Reach Fer Da Sky! | 12 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Jareth Greens x .5 | |
Radioactive Mud | 24 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Rope Slingers x 25 | |
Get Out of Doge | 36 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Jareth Greens x .5 | |
Howdy, Pilgrim | 48 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Rope Slingers x 25 | |
Astonishing! | 60 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Jareth Greens x .5 | |
Wild Wild Web | 72 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Rope Slingers x 25 | |
37.85 Litre Hat | 84 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Jareth Greens x .5 | |
Itsy Bitsy Rider | 96 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Rope Slingers x 25 | |
Spectacular! | 108 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Jareth Greens x .5 | |
Fastest Webs in the West! | 120 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Rope Slingers x 25 | |
Wrist Shot! | 140 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Jareth Greens x .5 | |
Pete, Park-yer Horse! | 160 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Rope Slingers x 25 | |
Upside Down Smoochies | 180 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Jareth Greens x .5 | |
Unlimited! | 200 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Rope Slingers x 25 | |
Great Power | 225 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Jareth Greens x .5 | |
Greater Responsibility | 250 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Rope Slingers x 25 | |
Heroes in a Cat-Suit | 10 | Samurai Pizza Turtles | Profits of SuperKings x 9 | |
Extra Cheese, Please! | 20 | Samurai Pizza Turtles | Profits of Honey Badgers x 9 | |
Green Goo Pizza Sauce | 40 | Samurai Pizza Turtles | Profits of Black Knights x 9 | |
Oh Rats! | 55 | Samurai Pizza Turtles | Profits of Rope Slingers x 9 | |
The Goon Gala | 70 | Samurai Pizza Turtles | Profits of Samurai Pizza Turtles x 15 | |
Secret of the Mews | 85 | Samurai Pizza Turtles | Profits of SuperKings x 15 | |
Catabunga! | 100 | Samurai Pizza Turtles | Profits of Honey Badgers x 15 | |
Calling Dr Jones | 125 | Samurai Pizza Turtles | Profits of Black Knights x 15 | |
Party Dude! | 150 | Samurai Pizza Turtles | Profits of Rope Slingers x 15 | |
Big Black Hat | 111 | BadDays | Profits of BadDays x 3 | |
Right in the Urn! | 222 | BadDays | Speed of SuperKing profits x .8 | |
Old School | 444 | BadDays | Profits of BadDays x 4 | |
From The Top Rope | 666 | BadDays | Speed of SuperKing profits x .8 | |
Bald and Bad | 888 | BadDays | Profits of BadDays x 5 | |
From Outer Spacey | 1000 | BadDays | Speed of SuperKing profits x .8 | |
Ex-Lex | 1200 | BadDays | Profits of BadDays x 6 | |
What a Hackman | 1400 | BadDays | Speed of SuperKing profits x .8 | |
Krypto-Currency | 1600 | BadDays | Profits of BadDays x 7 | |
Dig Deeper | 1900 | BadDays | Speed of SuperKing profits x .8 | |
The Phenom! | 2200 | BadDays | Profits of BadDays x 8 | |
Rest in Pieces | 2500 | BadDays | Speed of SuperKing profits x .8 | |
Walk the Rope | 2750 | BadDays | Profits of BadDays x 9 | |
Casket March | 3000 | BadDays | Speed of SuperKing profits x .8 | |
Kane You Dig It? | 3250 | BadDays | Profits of BadDays x 10 | |
The 'Fun' in Funeral | 3500 | BadDays | Speed of SuperKing profits x .8 | |
Cage Match Made in Heaven | 4444 | BadDays | Profits of BadDays x 11 | |
How Neat is That? | 33 | Mag-Neato | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 2 | |
That's Pretty Neat! | 77 | Mag-Neato | Speed of Honey Badger Profits x0.8 | |
Magnetic Personality | 111 | Mag-Neato | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 2 | |
Push the Coin | 222 | Mag-Neato | Speed of Honey Badger Profits x0.8 | |
I'm POSITIVE I'll Get You! | 333 | Mag-Neato | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 2 | |
Don't Be So Negative | 444 | Mag-Neato | Speed of Honey Badger Profits x0.8 | |
Wolf in Cheaps Clothing | 555 | Mag-Neato | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 2 | |
I Respect Your Distance | 666 | Mag-Neato | Speed of Honey Badger Profits x0.8 | |
Pink Helmets For Everyone! | 777 | Mag-Neato | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 2 | |
Opposites Attract! | 888 | Mag-Neato | Speed of Honey Badger Profits x0.8 | |
The Pawns Go First | 999 | Mag-Neato | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 2 | |
Custom Baby Seal Pumps | 1111 | Mag-Neato | Speed of Honey Badger Profits x0.8 | |
Mega Minion | 1234 | Mag-Neato | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 2 | |
Ollo! | 1333 | Mag-Neato | Speed of Honey Badger Profits x0.8 | |
Goatee of Evil | 1444 | Mag-Neato | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 2 | |
Morphed Martial Arts | 1499 | Mag-Neato | Speed of Honey Badger Profits x0.8 | |
Shake Up the Earth | 1500 | Mag-Neato | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 2 | |
The Joke's On You! | 5 | The Prankster | Profits of The Pranksters x 2 | |
Clown Prince | 25 | The Prankster | Speed of Black Knight profits x .5 | |
Menace to Society | 50 | The Prankster | Profits of The Pranksters x 3 | |
Joker's Wild! | 75 | The Prankster | Speed of Black Knight profits x .5 | |
You're A Gas | 100 | The Prankster | Profits of The Pranksters x 4 | |
Clowning Around | 125 | The Prankster | Speed of Black Knight profits x .5 | |
Quinn You Take It? | 150 | The Prankster | Profits of The Pranksters x 5 | |
I Harley Think So! | 175 | The Prankster | Speed of Black Knight profits x .5 | |
Laugh it up, Fuzz-bat! | 200 | The Prankster | Profits of The Pranksters x 6 | |
Baggy Red Overalls | 225 | The Prankster | Speed of Black Knight profits x .5 | |
Want To See A Magic Trick? | 250 | The Prankster | Profits of The Pranksters x 7 | |
It's Raining Menace | 275 | The Prankster | Speed of Black Knight profits x .5 | |
Pink Bubblegum | 300 | The Prankster | Profits of The Pranksters x 8 | |
Hand Buzzer! | 325 | The Prankster | Speed of Black Knight profits x .5 | |
Go With A Smile! | 333 | The Prankster | Profits of The Pranksters x 9 | |
Why So Cereal? | 444 | The Prankster | Speed of Black Knight profits x .5 | |
Never Do It For Free | 555 | The Prankster | Profits of The Pranksters x 10 | |
The Daily Trumpet | 5 | Jareth Green | Profits of Jareth Greens x 25 | |
Frien-emies Forever | 10 | Jareth Green | Speed of Rope Slinger profits x .5 | |
Who We Choose To Be | 20 | Jareth Green | Profits of Jareth Greens x 25 | |
Beady Yellow Eyes | 30 | Jareth Green | Speed of Rope Slinger profits x .5 | |
Pumpkin Grenades For All! | 40 | Jareth Green | Profits of Jareth Greens x 25 | |
Osborn To Be Wild | 50 | Jareth Green | Speed of Rope Slinger profits x .5 | |
JJJ. Walking | 60 | Jareth Green | Profits of Jareth Greens x 25 | |
Chika Chika Yeah! | 70 | Jareth Green | Speed of Rope Slinger profits x .5 | |
Slander Is Spoken | 80 | Jareth Green | Profits of Jareth Greens x 25 | |
Power Mullet | 90 | Jareth Green | Speed of Rope Slinger profits x .5 | |
Wasn't Osborn Yesterday | 100 | Jareth Green | Profits of Jareth Greens x 25 | |
Tiny Gold Flakes | 120 | Jareth Green | Speed of Rope Slinger profits x .5 | |
Dance Web-Head, Dance! | 140 | Jareth Green | Profits of Jareth Greens x 25 | |
Make Him Infamous! | 160 | Jareth Green | Speed of Rope Slinger profits x .5 | |
Whale Of A Story! | 180 | Jareth Green | Profits of Jareth Greens x 25 | |
Man Purse Full of Bombs | 200 | Jareth Green | Speed of Rope Slinger profits x .5 | |
Da Foe of Da Hero | 222 | Jareth Green | Profits of Jareth Greens x 25 | |
Hair Metal | 5 | Hair Clan | Speed of all investments x 0.8 | |
Paper Shredder | 10 | Hair Clan | Speed of all investments x 0.8 | |
Comb On Over | 20 | Hair Clan | Speed of all investments x 0.8 | |
Dubstepdrome | 30 | Hair Clan | Speed of all investments x 0.8 | |
Swiss Army Ninja | 40 | Hair Clan | Speed of all investments x 0.8 | |
Shredder-ed Wheat | 50 | Hair Clan | Speed of all investments x 0.8 | |
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow! | 60 | Hair Clan | Speed of all investments x 0.8 | |
Dreddlocks | 70 | Hair Clan | Speed of all investments x 0.8 | |
Judge Shredd | 90 | Hair Clan | Speed of all investments x 0.8 | |
One For All! | 1 | Everything | Profits of all investments x 10 | |
Fantastic Five | 5 | Everything | Profits of all investments x 10 | |
Onomatopoeia! | 10 | Everything | Profits of all investments x 10 | |
Bring the Pain | 15 | Everything | Speed of all investments x 2 | |
Badge 1 of 4 | 15 | Everything | Earn the Hero badge! | |
Speed of Light | 20 | Everything | Speed of all investments x 2 | |
The Just Us League | 25 | Everything | Speed of all investments x 10 | |
+4 Mega Bucks | 30 | Everything | Earn 4 MegaBucks! | |
It's a Bird! | 35 | Everything | Speed of all investments x 5 | |
It's a Plane! | 40 | Everything | Profits of all investments x 10 | |
Badge 2 of 4 | 45 | Everything | Earn the Grappling Hook badge! | |
Just a Minutemen! | 50 | Everything | Profits of all investments x 10 | |
+6 Mega Bucks | 60 | Everything | Earn 6 MegaBucks! | |
Mob Mentality | 65 | Everything | Speed of all investments x 5 | |
Internal Revenue Squad | 70 | Everything | Profits of all investments x 10 | |
Boss Battle! | 75 | Everything | Speed of all investments x10 | |
Badge 3 of 4 | 80 | Everything | Earn the Everything Repellent badge! | |
+10 Gold | 90 | Everything | Earn 10 Gold! | |
Final Form! | 100 | Everything | Profits of all investments x 10 | |
Badge 4 of 4 | 105 | Everything | Earn the Villain Mask badge! |
2017 Edition | ||||
---|---|---|---|---|
Icon | Unlock | Level | Business | Effect |
Bullet Proof Jumpsuit | 50 | SuperKing | Profits of SuperKings x 2 | |
Red Suede Boots | 100 | SuperKing | Profits of BadDays x 0.5 | |
Hunka Hunka Burning Eyes | 150 | SuperKing | Profits of SuperKings x 2 | |
Don't Touch the Hair! | 150 | SuperKing | Profits of BadDays x 0.5 | |
Hail to the SuperKing, Baby! | 200 | SuperKing | Profits of SuperKings x 4 | |
Daily Plan-It | 300 | SuperKing | Profits of BadDays x 0.5 | |
You're All Shook Up! | 400 | SuperKing | Profits of SuperKings x 5 | |
No Mercy! | 500 | SuperKing | Profits of BadDays x 0.5 | |
It's Now or Later | 600 | SuperKing | Profits of SuperKings x 6 | |
Faster Than a Speeding Fangirl | 700 | SuperKing | Profits of BadDays x 0.5 | |
Jailhouse Rock YOU! | 800 | SuperKing | Profits of SuperKings x 7 | |
Just Can't Wait to Be SuperKing | 900 | SuperKing | Profits of BadDays x 0.5 | |
Double Spit-Curl | 1000 | SuperKing | Profits of SuperKings x 8 | |
I Can See the Strings! | 1100 | SuperKing | Profits of BadDays x 0.5 | |
Thank You Very Punch! | 1200 | SuperKing | Profits of SuperKings x 9 | |
Up, Up and A-Weigh! | 1300 | SuperKing | Profits of BadDays x 0.5 | |
It's a Smallville After All | 1500 | SuperKing | Profits of SuperKings x 10 | |
Honey Badger Don't Care | 50 | Honey Badger | Profits of Honey Badgers x 5 | |
Yellow Spandex | 75 | Honey Badger | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 0.9 | |
Cobra King | 100 | Honey Badger | Profits of Honey Badgers x 5 | |
Canadian, Eh? | 125 | Honey Badger | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 0.9 | |
Beast of Durden | 150 | Honey Badger | Profits of Honey Badgers x 5 | |
Lean, Mean, Jean Lovin' Machine | 200 | Honey Badger | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 0.9 | |
Whoa! Watch out! | 250 | Honey Badger | Profits of Honey Badgers x 5 | |
Regenerate to Appreciate | 300 | Honey Badger | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 0.9 | |
Show Your Metal | 350 | Honey Badger | Profits of Honey Badgers x 5 | |
Stainless Steel Feels | 375 | Honey Badger | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 0.9 | |
What's On Your Mind? | 400 | Honey Badger | Profits of Honey Badgers x 5 | |
Read You Like A Book | 450 | Honey Badger | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 0.9 | |
Running in Slow Motion | 500 | Honey Badger | Profits of Honey Badgers x 5 | |
Bub! | 550 | Honey Badger | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 0.9 | |
Power Nap | 600 | Honey Badger | Profits of Honey Badgers x 5 | |
Three Clawed Baws! | 700 | Honey Badger | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 0.9 | |
Nuttin' But Muttin' Chops | 800 | Honey Badger | Profits of Honey Badgers x 5 | |
BIFF!! | 10 | Black Knight | Profits of Black Knights x 10 | |
Great Scott! |
20 | Black Knight |
Profits of The Pranksters x 0.5 | |
Pass the Cat | 40 | Black Knight | Profits of Black Knights x 10 | |
Old Chum! | 60 | Black Knight | Profits of The Pranksters x 0.5 | |
Body Armor Nipples | 80 | Black Knight | Profits of Black Knights x 8 | |
Mixed Bat-Signals | 100 | Black Knight | Profits of The Pranksters x 0.5 | |
Boy Blunder | 120 | Black Knight | Profits of Black Knights x 7 | |
BAM!! | 140 | Black Knight | Profits of The Pranksters x 0.5 | |
What's in a Utility Belt? | 160 | Black Knight | Profits of Black Knights x 6 | |
Little Green Tights | 180 | Black Knight | Profits of The Pranksters x 0.5 | |
Stir-Fried Cat | 200 | Black Knight | Profits of Black Knights x 5 | |
U.F.Oh No! | 230 | Black Knight | Profits of The Pranksters x 0.5 | |
Ha! I Kill Me! | 260 | Black Knight | Profits of Black Knights x 4 | |
ZOWIE!! | 290 | Black Knight | Profits of The Pranksters x 0.5 | |
None Shall Pass! | 320 | Black Knight | Profits of Black Knights x 3 | |
Call It a Draw | 350 | Black Knight | Profits of The Pranksters x 0.5 | |
Pennyworth For Your Thoughts? | 400 | Black Knight | Profits of Black Knights x 2 | |
Amazing! | 6 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Rope Slingers x 25 | |
Reach Fer Da Sky! | 12 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Jareth Greens x 0.5 | |
Radioactive Mud | 24 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Rope Slingers x 25 | |
Get Out of Doge | 36 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Jareth Greens x 0.5 | |
Howdy, Pilgrim | 48 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Rope Slingers x 25 | |
Astonishing! | 60 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Jareth Greens x 0.5 | |
Wild Wild Web | 72 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Rope Slingers x 25 | |
37.85 Litre Hat | 84 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Jareth Greens x 0.5 | |
Itsy Bitsy Rider | 96 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Rope Slingers x 25 | |
Spectacular! | 108 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Jareth Greens x 0.5 | |
Fastest Webs in the West! | 120 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Rope Slingers x 25 | |
Wrist Shot! | 140 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Jareth Greens x 0.5 | |
Pete, Park-yer Horse! | 160 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Rope Slingers x 25 | |
Upside Down Smoochies | 180 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Jareth Greens x 0.5 | |
Unlimited! | 200 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Rope Slingers x 25 | |
Great Power | 225 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Jareth Greens x 0.5 | |
Greater Responsibility | 250 | Rope Slingers | Profits of Rope Slingers x 25 | |
Heroes in a Cat-Suit | 10 | Samurai Pizza Turtles | Profits of SuperKings x 9 | |
Extra Cheese, Please! | 20 | Samurai Pizza Turtles | Profits of Honey Badgers x 9 | |
Green Goo Pizza Sauce | 40 | Samurai Pizza Turtles | Profits of Black Knights x 9 | |
Oh Rats! | 55 | Samurai Pizza Turtles | Profits of Rope Slingers x 9 | |
The Goon Gala | 70 | Samurai Pizza Turtles | Profits of Samurai Pizza Turtles x 15 | |
Secret of the Mews | 85 | Samurai Pizza Turtles | Profits of SuperKings x 15 | |
Catabunga! | 100 | Samurai Pizza Turtles | Profits of Honey Badgers x 15 | |
Calling Dr Jones | 125 | Samurai Pizza Turtles | Profits of Black Knights x 15 | |
Party Dude! | 150 | Samurai Pizza Turtles | Profits of Rope Slingers x 15 | |
Big Black Hat | 111 | BadDays | Profits of BadDays x 3 | |
Right in the Urn! | 222 | BadDays | Speed of SuperKing profits x 0.8 | |
Old School | 444 | BadDays | Profits of BadDays x 4 | |
From The Top Rope | 666 | BadDays | Speed of SuperKing profits x 0.8 | |
Bald and Bad | 888 | BadDays | Profits of BadDays x 5 | |
From Outer Spacey | 1000 | BadDays | Speed of SuperKing profits x 0.8 | |
Ex-Lex | 1200 | BadDays | Profits of BadDays x 6 | |
What a Hackman | 1400 | BadDays | Speed of SuperKing profits x 0.8 | |
Krypto-Currency | 1600 | BadDays | Profits of BadDays x 7 | |
Dig Deeper | 1900 | BadDays | Speed of SuperKing profits x 0.8 | |
The Phenom! | 2200 | BadDays | Profits of BadDays x 8 | |
Rest in Pieces | 2500 | BadDays | Speed of SuperKing profits x 0.8 | |
Walk the Rope | 2750 | BadDays | Profits of BadDays x 9 | |
Casket March | 3000 | BadDays | Speed of SuperKing profits x 0.8 | |
Kane You Dig It? | 3250 | BadDays | Profits of BadDays x 10 | |
The 'Fun' in Funeral | 3500 | BadDays | Speed of SuperKing profits x 0.8 | |
Cage Match Made in Heaven | 4444 | BadDays | Profits of BadDays x 11 | |
How Neat is That? | 33 | Mag-Neato | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 2 | |
That's Pretty Neat! | 77 | Mag-Neato | Speed of Honey Badger Profits x 0.8 | |
Magnetic Personality | 111 | Mag-Neato | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 2 | |
Push the Coin | 222 | Mag-Neato | Speed of Honey Badger Profits x 0.8 | |
I'm POSITIVE I'll Get You! | 333 | Mag-Neato | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 2 | |
Don't Be So Negative | 444 | Mag-Neato | Speed of Honey Badger Profits x 0.8 | |
Wolf in Cheaps Clothing | 555 | Mag-Neato | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 2 | |
I Respect Your Distance | 666 | Mag-Neato | Speed of Honey Badger Profits x 0.8 | |
Pink Helmets For Everyone! | 777 | Mag-Neato | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 2 | |
Opposites Attract! | 888 | Mag-Neato | Speed of Honey Badger Profits x 0.8 | |
The Pawns Go First | 999 | Mag-Neato | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 2 | |
Custom Baby Seal Pumps | 1111 | Mag-Neato | Speed of Honey Badger Profits x 0.8 | |
Mega Minion | 1234 | Mag-Neato | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 2 | |
Ollo! | 1333 | Mag-Neato | Speed of Honey Badger Profits x 0.8 | |
Goatee of Evil | 1444 | Mag-Neato | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 2 | |
Morphed Martial Arts | 1499 | Mag-Neato | Speed of Honey Badger Profits x 0.8 | |
Shake Up the Earth | 1500 | Mag-Neato | Profits of Mag-Neatos x 2 | |
The Joke's On You! | 5 | The Prankster | Profits of The Pranksters x 2 | |
Clown Prince | 25 | The Prankster | Speed of Black Knight profits x 0.5 | |
Menace to Society | 50 | The Prankster | Profits of The Pranksters x 3 | |
Joker's Wild! | 75 | The Prankster | Speed of Black Knight profits x 0.5 | |
You're A Gas | 100 | The Prankster | Profits of The Pranksters x 4 | |
Clowning Around | 125 | The Prankster | Speed of Black Knight profits x 0.5 | |
Quinn You Take It? | 150 | The Prankster | Profits of The Pranksters x 5 | |
I Harley Think So! | 175 | The Prankster | Speed of Black Knight profits x 0.5 | |
Laugh it up, Fuzz-bat! | 200 | The Prankster | Profits of The Pranksters x 6 | |
Baggy Red Overalls | 225 | The Prankster | Speed of Black Knight profits x 0.5 | |
Want To See A Magic Trick? | 250 | The Prankster | Profits of The Pranksters x 7 | |
It's Raining Menace | 275 | The Prankster | Speed of Black Knight profits x 0.5 | |
Pink Bubblegum | 300 | The Prankster | Profits of The Pranksters x 8 | |
Hand Buzzer! | 325 | The Prankster | Speed of Black Knight profits x 0.5 | |
Go With A Smile! | 333 | The Prankster | Profits of The Pranksters x 9 | |
Why So Cereal? | 444 | The Prankster | Speed of Black Knight profits x 0.5 | |
Never Do It For Free | 555 | The Prankster | Profits of The Pranksters x 10 | |
The Daily Trumpet | 5 | Jareth Green | Profits of Jareth Greens x 25 | |
Frien-emies Forever | 10 | Jareth Green | Speed of Rope Slinger profits x 0.5 | |
Who We Choose To Be | 20 | Jareth Green | Profits of Jareth Greens x 25 | |
Beady Yellow Eyes | 30 | Jareth Green | Speed of Rope Slinger profits x 0.5 | |
Pumpkin Grenades For All! | 40 | Jareth Green | Profits of Jareth Greens x 25 | |
Osborn To Be Wild | 50 | Jareth Green | Speed of Rope Slinger profits x 0.5 | |
JJJ. Walking | 60 | Jareth Green | Profits of Jareth Greens x 25 | |
Chika Chika Yeah! | 70 | Jareth Green | Speed of Rope Slinger profits x 0.5 | |
Slander Is Spoken | 80 | Jareth Green | Profits of Jareth Greens x 25 | |
Power Mullet | 90 | Jareth Green | Speed of Rope Slinger profits x 0.5 | |
Wasn't Osborn Yesterday | 100 | Jareth Green | Profits of Jareth Greens x 25 | |
Tiny Gold Flakes | 120 | Jareth Green | Speed of Rope Slinger profits x 0.5 | |
Dance Web-Head, Dance! | 140 | Jareth Green | Profits of Jareth Greens x 25 | |
Make Him Infamous! | 160 | Jareth Green | Speed of Rope Slinger profits x 0.5 | |
Whale Of A Story! | 180 | Jareth Green | Profits of Jareth Greens x 25 | |
Man Purse Full of Bombs | 200 | Jareth Green | Speed of Rope Slinger profits x 0.5 | |
Da Foe of Da Hero | 222 | Jareth Green | Profits of Jareth Greens x 25 | |
Hair Metal | 5 | Hair Clan | Speed of all investments x 0.8 | |
Paper Shredder | 10 | Hair Clan | Speed of all investments x 0.8 | |
Comb On Over | 20 | Hair Clan | Speed of all investments x 0.8 | |
Dubstepdrome | 30 | Hair Clan | Speed of all investments x 0.8 | |
Swiss Army Ninja | 40 | Hair Clan | Speed of all investments x 0.8 | |
Shredder-ed Wheat | 50 | Hair Clan | Speed of all investments x 0.8 | |
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow! | 60 | Hair Clan | Speed of all investments x 0.8 | |
Dreddlocks | 70 | Hair Clan | Speed of all investments x 0.8 | |
Judge Shredd | 90 | Hair Clan | Speed of all investments x 0.8 | |
One For All! | 1 | Everything | Profits of all investments x 10 | |
Fantastic Five | 5 | Everything | Profits of all investments x 10 | |
Onomatopoeia! | 10 | Everything | Profits of all investments x 10 | |
Bring the Pain | 15 | Everything | Speed of all investments x 2 | |
Badge 1 of 4 | 15 | Everything | Earn the Hero badge! | |
Speed of Light | 20 | Everything | Speed of all investments x 2 | |
The Just Us League | 25 | Everything | Speed of all investments x 10 | |
+4 Mega Bucks | 30 | Everything | Earn 4 MegaBucks! | |
It's a Bird! | 35 | Everything | Speed of all investments x 5 | |
It's a Plane! | 40 | Everything | Profits of all investments x 10 | |
Badge 2 of 4 | 45 | Everything | Earn the Claws badge! | |
Just a Minutemen! | 50 | Everything | Profits of all investments x 10 | |
+6 Mega Bucks | 60 | Everything | Earn 6 MegaBucks! | |
Mob Mentality | 65 | Everything | Speed of all investments x 5 | |
Internal Revenue Squad | 70 | Everything | Profits of all investments x 10 | |
Boss Battle! | 75 | Everything | Speed of all investments x10 | |
Badge 3 of 4 | 80 | Everything | Earn the Time Bomb badge! | |
+10 Gold | 90 | Everything | Earn 10 Gold! | |
Final Form! | 100 | Everything | Profits of all investments x 10 | |
Badge 4 of 4 | 105 | Everything | Earn the Hero Mask badge! |
Cash Upgrades[]
Icon | Upgrade | Cost | Business | Effect |
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Kryptonite Twinkies | 1,000 | SuperKing | Profit x5 | |
By the Power of Grey's Call | 10,000 | Honey Badger | Profit x5 | |
Holey Rusted Metal! | 100,000 | Black Knight | Profit x5 | |
Dunst Cap | 1 Million | Rope Slinger | Profit x5 | |
Hold the Anchovies | 10 Million | Samurai Pizza Turtles | Profit x5 | |
His and Hearse Towels | 100 Million | BadDay | Profit x5 | |
Because Of The Way It Is | 1 Billion | Mag-Neato | Profit x5 | |
Gee Whiz! | 10 Billion | The Prankster | Profit x5 | |
Tight Pants | 100 Billion | Jareth Green | Profit x5 | |
You K-Rang? | 1 Trillion | Hair Clan | Profit x5 | |
With Our Powers Combined! | 10 Trillion | Everything | Profit x5 | |
Fried PB and J | 100 Trillion | SuperKing | Profit x6 | |
Fearless | 1 Quadrillion | Honey Badger | Profit x6 | |
Hero Booties | 10 Quadrillion | Black Knight | Profit x6 | |
Tobey Continued | 100 Quadrillion | Rope Slinger | Profit x6 | |
Red Dot of Doom | 1 Quintillion | Samurai Pizza Turtles | Profit x6 | |
Bald is Brilliant | 10 Quintillion | BadDay | Profit x6 | |
What a Beaut' | 100 Quintillion | Mag-Neato | Profit x6 | |
Squirting Flowers | 1 Sextillion | The Prankster | Profit x6 | |
Goblin's First Broomstick | 10 Sextillion | Jareth Green | Profit x6 | |
Kung Pow! | 100 Sextillion | Hair Clan | Profit x6 | |
Heroes, Assemble! | 1 Septillion | Everything | Profit x6 | |
Man O' Feel | 10 Septillion | SuperKing | Profit x7 | |
Weapon X-cuse Me! | 100 Septillion | Honey Badger | Profit x7 | |
Just a Flesh Wound | 1 Octillion | Black Knight | Profit x7 | |
Silly String Swing | 10 Octillion | Rope Slinger | Profit x7 | |
Tonight I Dine... on Fish Soup | 100 Octillion | Samurai Pizza Turtles | Profit x7 | |
Mercy Me! | 1 Nonillion | BadDay | Profit x7 | |
Plastic Weapons | 10 Nonillion | Mag-Neato | Profit x7 | |
Pick A Card! | 100 Nonillion | The Prankster | Profit x7 | |
Front Page News! | 1 Decillion | Jareth Green | Profit x7 | |
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO! | 10 Decillion | Hair Clan | Profit x7 | |
Villains, Disassemble! | 100 Decillion | Everything | Profit x7 | |
To the Pink Cadillac-Mobile! | 1 Undecillion | SuperKing | Profit x8 | |
Claws for Concern | 10 Undecillion | Honey Badger | Profit x8 | |
BLORT!! | 100 Undecillion | Black Knight | Profit x8 | |
How The West Was Webbed | 1 Duodecillion | Rope Slinger | Profit x8 | |
High Three! | 10 Duodecillion | Samurai Pizza Turtles | Profit x8 | |
Billion Dollar Baby | 100 Duodecillion | BadDay | Profit x8 | |
What Am I Thinking | 1 Tredecillion | Mag-Neato | Profit x8 | |
Any Card! | 10 Tredecillion | The Prankster | Profit x8 | |
Superbad Guy | 100 Tredecillion | Jareth Green | Profit x8 | |
Going to Dand-Ruff You Up! | 1 Quattuordecillion | Hair Clan | Profit x8 | |
Fantastic Five! | 10 Quattuordecillion | Everything | Profit x8 | |
Four Houses Away | 100 Quattuordecillion | SuperKing | Profit x9 | |
Boney Claws | 1 Quindecillion | Honey Badger | Profit x9 | |
Do the Batusi! | 10 Quindecillion | Black Knight | Profit x9 | |
Wicky Wicky Wild Wild Web | 100 Quindecillion | Rope Slinger | Profit x9 | |
It's Totally Easy Being Green | 1 Sexdecillion | Samurai Pizza Turtles | Profit x9 | |
Money Talks... A Lot! | 10 Sexdecillion | BadDay | Profit x9 | |
More Tea, Rodney? | 100 Sexdecillion | Mag-Neato | Profit x9 | |
Hit The Road, Jack! | 1 Septendecillion | The Prankster | Profit x9 | |
Stop the Presses! | 10 Septendecillion | Jareth Green | Profit x9 | |
The XL Cheese | 100 Septendecillion | Hair Clan | Profit x9 | |
The Gang's All Here | 1 Octodecillion | Everything | Profit x9 |
Angel Upgrades[]
Icon | Upgrade | Cost | Business | Effect |
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POW!! | 10 | Angel Investor | Effectiveness + 1% | |
BOFF!! | 10,000 | Angel Investor | Effectiveness + 1% | |
URKK!! | 1 Million | Angel Investor | Effectiveness + 1% | |
BIFF!! | 10 Million | Angel Investor | Effectiveness + 1% | |
THWACKE!! | 100 Million | Angel Investor | Effectiveness + 1% | |
CRASH!! | 10 Billion | Angel Investor | Effectiveness + 1% | |
SLOSH!! | 1 Trillion | Angel Investor | Effectiveness + 1% | |
SPLATT! | 100 Trillion | Angel Investor | Effectiveness + 2% | |
OOF!! | 10 Quadrillion | Angel Investor | Effectiveness + 2% | |
KRUNCH!! | 1 Quintillion | Angel Investor | Effectiveness + 2% | |
BLOOP!! | 100 Quintillion | Angel Investor | Effectiveness + 2% | |
ZWAP!! | 10 Sextillion | Angel Investor | Effectiveness + 2% |
Event Deals[]
Capitalist Connections[]
Card | Name/Job/Skill/Trivia |
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1. Blue Jean
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2. Lois Boulevard
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3. Alfie Grayson
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4. Plain Jane
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5. Splinteroni
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6. Flex Luther
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7. Mystic Mind
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8. Quinn Davidson
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9. J. Jonah Hillson
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10. Dredder
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Trivia[]
- For about an hour within the replay's release, all of the investments gave vastly more profit, allowing the player to beat the event within half an hour.
- The Root of All Evil and New You Resolutions are the only events without a ProfitCaster.
Events | |
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2015 | Gates Of Heck · Black & Blue Friday · A Capitalist Carol |
2016 | New You Resolutions · For the Love of Money · Making it Rain · The Root of All Evil (2018 Edition) · Live Rich and Profit · Insert Coins to Continue · Cashella · Live Your Profits · The Excellent AdVenture |
2017 | Manager Mania I · Saturday Morning Fever! · 1% Land · A Nightmare on Easy Street · Thanks-Gizmo · Merry Merger |
2018 | Profit-A-Bowl |
2019 | Cashalot |
2020 | Capitalist Cakeday |