Unlocks (Mars)

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Unlocks are bonuses that are awarded after a certain set goal is reached.

Red Dirt

These unlocks are awarded when a certain number of Red Dirt are acquired. The awarded bonuses affect the Red Dirt.

Red Dirt Unlocks
Name	Goal	Effect	Reference
Pay Dirt	200	Profit x3
Dirty Deeds...	400	Profit x3	AC/DC's song
...Done Dirt Cheap	600	Profit x3	AC/DC's song
Talking Dirty	800	Profit x3
Hit The Dirt	1000	Profit Speed x2
Red Velvet	1200	Profit x3
Drill Sergeant	1400	Profit x3
Can You Dig It?	1600	Profit x3
Big Red	1800	Profit x3
Talk Into The Mic	2000	Profit Speed x2
Got A Backup Mic Right Here!	2200	Profit x3
It's Pronounced Dirt-e'	2400	Profit x3
Here's Mud In Your Eye	2600	Profit x3
Dirty Harry	2800	Profit x3	Dirty Harry (movie)
Make My Day	3000	Profit Speed x2
Keep On Keeping On	3200	Profit x3
Not Van Hagar	3400	Profit x3
Joe Meteorite	3600	Profit x3
Zippity Do-Das	3800	Profit x3
Miner Flesh Wound	4000	Profit x3	A pun on "Minor flesh wound"
Very Offshore Drilling	4300	Profit x3
Red Dawn	4600	Profit x3
Reddirtmania.com	4900	Profit x3	reddit.com
Je-Kelso & Hide	5200	Profit x3	Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde (movie); Michael Kelso and Stephen Hyde (That 70's Show characters)
Red Fez Dispenser	5500	Profit x3
Drilling Time	5800	Profit x3
Can You Fly Bobby?	6100	Profit x3
Dirt Feelings	6400	Profit x3
Drilling In The Name Of	6700	Profit x3	Killing In The Name Of (Rage Against the Machine's song)
This Is Not A Drill	7000	Profit Speed x2
I Got A Jar Of Dirt	7300	Profit x3	"I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it?" (Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest)
That's Gotta Dirt	7600	Profit x3
Dirt Bag	7900	Profit x3
Under Yo Fingernails	8200	Profit x3
I'm Better Than Dirt...	8500	Profit Speed x2
...Well, Most Kinds...	8800	Profit x3
..Not Fancy Store Bought	9100	Profit x3
Dirty Jokes	9400	Profit x3
Grime Time	9700	Profit x3
Optimus Grime	10000	Profit x3	Optimus Prime (Transformers)
That's Soil Folks	10500	Profit x3	"That's all folks" (Looney Toons)
Sizemore Reference	11000	Profit x3
Dusty Roads	11500	Profit x3
Mud Pies	12000	Profit x3
Erosion	12500	Profit x3
Dish The Dirt	13000	Profit x13
Spade Parade	13500	Profit x3
Crimson Garden	14000	Profit x3
Vermillion Fields	14500	Profit x3
Red Ground Beneath	15000	Profit x3
Martian Soil	15500	Profit x3
Turn it up!	16000	Profit x3
Dig Douglas	16500	Profit x3	Dig Dug (1982 video game)
Trio Trio Trio	17000	Profit x3	Dugtrio (Pokémon)
Ground Type	17500	Profit x3	Pokémon being Ground types
Daru Day Sandstorm	18000	Profit x3	Darude - "Sandstorm"
Goron Garnish	18500	Profit x3
Dust Bath	19000	Profit x3
Rub Some Dirt In It	19500	Profit x3
Perfect For Grandma	20000	Profit x3
Get Your Hands Dirty	20500	Profit x3
Dirt Alert	21500	Profit x3
Dirt Flirt	22000	Profit x3
Red Desert On A Horse	22500	Profit x3
Dirt Aid	23000	Profit x3
Dirt Inserts	23500	Profit x3
Dirt Desserts	24000	Profit x3
Line In the Red Sand	24500	Profit x3
Sand Bags - Red Edition	25000	Profit x3
I Can't Sand It!	25500	Profit x3	"I can't stand it!"
Soil Your Plants	26000	Profit x3
Sand Witches	26500	Profit x3
Poison Dirt	27000	Profit x3
We've Struck Dirt	27500	Profit x3
Yaksmen Feed	28000	Profit x3
Down And Dirty	28500	Profit x3
Stronger Than Old Cheese	29000	Profit x3
After Shock	29500	Profit x3
Dust Sale	30000	Profit x3
Dirt Dirt Everywhere	30500	Profit x3
And All The Worlds Did Sink	31000	Profit x3
Premium Blend	31500	Profit x3
Abrasive	32000	Profit x3
Great For Sandcastles	32500	Profit x3
Add Some To Your Coffee	33000	Profit x3
Natural Laxative	33500	Profit x3
Grime DOES Pay	34000	Profit x3
Salt Free	34500	Profit x3
Spot Remover Probably	35000	Profit x3
Tastes Like Chicken	35500	Profit x3	Probably reference to Bear Grylls and his popular phrase.
Ashes To Ashes	36000	Profit x3
Dust To Dust	36500	Profit x3
It Gets Everyone	37000	Profit x3
Sprinkle On Yogurt	37500	Profit x3
Mud Masks	38000	Profit x3
Hair Color-er	38500	Profit x3
Lifts Stains	39000	Profit x3
GMO Free	39500	Profit x3
Kosher	40000	Profit x3
Gluten Free	40500	Profit x3
Red Footprint	41000	Profit x3
Does Your Taxes	41500	Profit x3
Walks Your Pets	42000	Profit x3
Shines Your Car	42500	Profit x3
Prevents Infections	43000	Profit x3
Great Beef Supplement	43500	Profit x3
Freshens Breath	44000	Profit x3
Relieves Conjestion (sic)	44500	Profit x3
Destroys Toxins	45000	Profit x3
Never Drops Calls	45500	Profit x3
Effective Diuretic	46000	Profit x3
Apply Directly To The Forehead	46500	Profit x3
Teaches Phonics	47000	Profit x3
Lasts For Years	47500	Profit x3
Preservative Free	48000	Profit x3
Low Fat	48500	Profit x3
Calorie Free	49000	Profit x3
Anti-Oxidant	49500	Profit x3
Fits In Most Compartments	50000	Profit x3
100% Guarantee	50500	Profit x3
Great For Parties	51000	Profit x3
Available In Blue	51500	Profit x3
To The Victory Goes The Soil	52000	Profit x3
The Shoveling	52500	Profit x3
Always More Dirt	53000	Profit x3
Free Sandbox	53500	Profit x3
Dirt Like It Hurts	54000	Profit x3
Welcome To Your Dune	54500	Profit x3
Dirtopia	55000	Profit x3
As Above So Below	55555	Profit x5
The All Dirt	56000	Profit x3

Marsies

These unlocks are awarded when a certain number of Marsies are acquired. The awarded bonuses affect the Marsies.

Marsies Unlocks
Name	Goal	Effect	Reference
Deep Fried Goodness	75	Profit x3.33	Deep fried Mars bars
Grease Proof Napkins	150	Profit x3.33
Tempura Batter	225	Profit x3.33
Icing Dippers	300	Profit Speed x2
Buy 1 Get 2 Free	375	Profit x3.33
Doctors Hate You	450	Profit x3.33
The Milky Way	525	Profit x3.33	Popular chocolate bar
Candy Coated Asteroids	600	Profit Speed x2
Smarty-Pants	675	Profit x3.33
11 Herbs and Sprinkles	750	Profit x3.33	KFC reference - 11 secret herbs & spices
May Contain Peanuts	825	Profit x3.33
Extra Crispy Crunch	900	Profit Speed x2
O Hank!	975	Profit x3.33	Oh Henry! (Candy Bar)
Nugget Nougat	1050	Profit x3.33
Butter Chicken Fingers	1125	Profit x3.33
Ambi-Dextrose	1200	Profit Speed x2
Crazy Glucose	1275	Profit x3.33
Mellow Mars	1350	Profit x3.33	Mallowmars
Double Down	1425	Profit x3.33
Sugar High	1500	Profit Speed x2
Bounty Hunters	1575	Profit x3.33
Marstesers	1650	Profit x3.33	Maltesers
Snicker Crunch Combo	1725	Profit x3.33
Candy Coated Drumsticks	1800	Profit Speed x2
Two For Me None For You	1875	Profit x3.33
Featherless Doves	1950	Profit x3.33
Do You Want Gravy with that?	2025	Profit x3.33
Diabetic Hens	2100	Profit x3.33
Chicken Nougats	2275	Profit x3.33	Chicken nuggets
Grease Lightning	2450	Profit x3.33
Finger Lickin Good	2625	Profit x3.33	KFC's slogan.
Nutritional Misinformation	2800	Profit x3.33
Wrapped In Cheese	2975	Profit x3.33
Bacon Based Confectionery	3150	Profit x3.33
Fries With That?	3325	Profit x3.33	"You want fries with that?"
Jelly Bean Dip	3500	Profit x3.33
Candy Bisque	3675	Profit x3.33
Deep Fried Soda	3850	Profit x3.33
Fondant Sauce	4025	Profit x3.33
Chocolate Dippers	4200	Profit x3.33
Fondue Bucket	4375	Profit x3.33
Grease Test	4550	Profit x3.33
Artificial Ingredients	4725	Profit x3.33
Refine All The Things	4900	Profit x3.33
Caramel Sliders	5075	Profit x3.33
Served Warm And Fresh-ish	5250	Profit x3.33
Pink Slime Shakes	5425	Profit x3.33
Choco-bomb Blaster	5600	Profit x3.33
AED On Site	5775	Profit x3.33
Cardiologist Mascot	5950	Profit x3.33
Clog Away Injections	6125	Profit x3.33
Salt	6300	Profit x3.33
Byproduct Enhancers	6475	Profit x3.33
Endangered Options	6650	Profit x3.33
Chococardiac Arrest	6825	Profit x3.33
Fizzes In Your Mouth	7000	Profit x3.33
Free Pain Killers	7175	Profit x3.33
Real Flavour Chemicals	7350	Profit x3.33
Mashmallow Tortilla	7525	Profit x3.33
Butter Scotch	7700	Profit x3.33
Em And Ems	7875	Profit x3.33	M & Ms candy
10,000 Locations	8050	Profit x3.33
Corn Syrup Amuse-bouche	8225	Profit x3.33
Munchies	8400	Profit x3.33
Just Eat It	8575	Profit x3.33
Complimentary Chewers	8750	Profit x3.33
Triple Bypass	8925	Profit x3.33
Icing Sugar For Color	9100	Profit x3.33
Coconut Garnish	9275	Profit x3.33
Fried 10,000 Times	9450	Profit x3.33
Technically Cuisine	9625	Profit x3.33
Jelly Based	9800	Profit x3.33
Neon Colored	9975	Profit x3.33
Cruelty Free Toffee	10150	Profit x3.33
Easy Open Wrappers	10325	Profit x3.33
Palm Oil Rigs	10500	Profit x3.33
All You Can Eat	10675	Profit x3.33
Off Season Egg-Ees	10850	Profit x3.33
Gummy Werebears	11025	Profit x3.33	Gummy bears
Candied Hams	11200	Profit x3.33
By The Dozen	11375	Profit x3.33
Sugar Souffle	11550	Profit x3.33
Progress Bars TM	11725	Profit x3.33
Some Side Effects	11900	Profit x3.33
Exstatic Dentists	12075	Profit x3.33
Eat Rhymes With Meat	12250	Profit x3.33
Chochicken	12425	Profit x3.33
Chocolate Covered Chocolate	12600	Profit x3.33
Delicious	12775	Profit x3.33
Warning Labels	12950	Profit x3.33
Technically Food	13125	Profit x3.33
Melts In The Sun...	13300	Profit x3.33
...Not In Your Hands	13475	Profit x3.33	With the previous unlock, is a reference to a former M&M's slogan "Melts in your mouth, not in your hand".
Strange Textures	13650	Profit x3.33
3D Printed	13825	Profit x3.33
Secret Recipe	14000	Profit x3.33	KFC reference
Flavour Country	14175	Profit x3.33
Sugar High-Rise	14350	Profit x3.33
Elevensies	14525	Profit x3.33	Lord of the Rings
Part Of This Complete Breakfast	14700	Profit x3.33	General Mills' slogan
Sugar Crash	14875	Profit x3.33
Oompa Cha-loompas	15050	Profit x3.33	Oompa Loompas (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)
Mini Marsies	15225	Profit x3.33
Obe-City	15400	Profit x3.33	Obesity
What A Way To Go	15575	Profit x3.33
Lard Bars	15750	Profit x3.33
Sign Waivers	15925	Profit x3.33
Sappy Meals	16100	Profit x3.33	Happy Meals (McDonald's)
Never-Rot Technology	16275	Profit x3.33
Industrial Strength	16450	Profit x3.33
Yo Dawg I Heard You Like Candy...	16625	Profit x3.33
Sweet And Salty	16800	Profit x3.33
Recommended Daily Dose	16975	Profit x3.33
Unregulated	17150	Profit x3.33
Them Good Eats	17325	Profit x3.33
Please Sir, Can I have Some More?	17500	Profit x3.33	Quote from Oliver Twist

Men

These unlocks are awarded when a certain number of Men are acquired. The awarded bonuses affect the Men.

Men Unlocks
Name	Goal	Effect	Reference
Men Men Men Men, Manly Men	100	Profit x5	Two and a Half Men theme song
Fun To Stay At The M.A.R.S.	200	Profit x5	Song "Y.M.C.A." by The Village People
Mens Room	300	Profit x5
Texas Ranger	400	Profit x5	Walker: Texas Ranger
Now You're a Man!	500	Profit Speed x2
Round House Kicks	600	Profit x6	Signature attack of Chuck Norris
Discovered The Wheel	700	Profit x9
It's Science	800	Profit x9
Man Overboard	900	Profit x9
Rocketman	1000	Profit Speed x5	Elton John song
Buy-ceps	1100	Profit x9
Testosterownd	1200	Profit x9
Five O'Clock Shadow	1300	Profit x9
It's Reigning Men!	1400	Profit x9	Song "It's Raining Men" by The Weather Girls
Alpha Force	1500	Profit x9
Chun Kuk Dough	1600	Profit x9
He-man	1700	Profit x9
Venus Guy Trap	1800	Profit x9
Beard Ornaments	1900	Profit x9
Fine Beard Oils	2000	Profit x9
The First Rule	2200	Profit x9	Fight Club (1996)(Book) by Chuck Palahniuk
And The Second Rule	2400	Profit x9	Fight Club (1996)(Book) by Chuck Palahniuk
Men In Tights	2600	Profit x9	Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)(Film)
Lumberjacks Anonymous	2800	Profit x9	"The Lumberjack Song" from Episode9 of Monty Python's Flying Circus
Flannel Suits	3000	Profit x9
Popped Collar	3200	Profit x9
Big Trucks	3400	Profit x9
An Abundance Of Chairs	3600	Profit x9
On A Boat	3800	Profit x9	Song "I'm On A Boat" by The Lonely Island ft. T-Pain
Gone Fishing	4000	Profit x9
Rocks	4200	Profit x9
Unstolen Hoodies	4400	Profit x9
Butt Slaps	4600	Profit x9
High Fives	4800	Profit x9
Beard Salons	5000	Profit x999
Paintball Everywhere	5200	Profit x9
Homemade Action Movies	5400	Profit x9
Just Dogs Everywhere	5600	Profit x9
The Odd Cat Too	5800	Profit x9
All The Homeruns	6000	Profit x9	Baseball
Touchdown!	6200	Profit x9	American Football
GOOOOAAALLL!	6400	Profit x9	Association Football (Soccer)
Checkered Flag!	6600	Profit x9	Car Racing
Gigantic Burger Patties	6800	Profit x9
Irresponsibly Big TVs	7000	Profit x9
Free 'Beverages'	7200	Profit x9
Swords	7400	Profit x9
Power Armor	7600	Profit x9
Missile Target Practice	7800	Profit x9
Robot Butlers	8000	Profit x9
Semi Demolition Derby	8200	Profit x9
Affordable Spaceships	8400	Profit x9
Superbowl Sundays	8600	Profit x9	The Superbowl is the annual championship game in American Football.
Hundreds of Stanley Cups	8800	Profit x9	The Stanley Cup is the championship trophy of the National Hockey League.
Gladitorial Combat	9000	Profit x9
A Fart Joke	9200	Profit x9
Presidential Combat	9400	Profit x9	Presidential Election
Knights Running Around	9600	Profits x9
The Bro-lympics	9800	Profit x9	The Olympics
Wingman Awards	10000	Profit x9
Talking Only When Necessary	10200	Profit x9
Semi-annual Fight Club	10400	Profit x9
Rap Battle Diplomacy	10600	Profit x9
Boxer/Briefs Debate	10800	Profits x9
Monster Truck Lanes	11000	Profit x9
Everything's A Competition	11200	Profit x9
Camp	11400	Profit x9
No Speed Limits	11600	Profit x9
Lots Of Stuff To Fix	11800	Profit x9
Bromance	12000	Profit x9

Buggles

These unlocks are awarded when a certain number of Buggles are acquired. The awarded bonuses affect the Buggles.

Buggles Unlocks
Name	Goal	Effect	Reference
Oh Give Me A Home	10	Profit x2	"Home on the Range" classic western folk song
Where The Buggles All Roam	20	Profit x2	"Home on the Range" classic western folk song
Where The Gears...	40	Profit x2	"Home on the Range" classic western folk song
And The Cantelope Lay	80	Profit x2	"Home on the Range" classic western folk song
Where Seldom Is Burned	100	Profit Speed x2	"Home on the Range" classic western folk song
With Discouraging Words	150	Profit x2	"Home on the Range" classic western folk song
And The Skies Are Not Cloudy	200	Profit x2	"Home on the Range" classic western folk song
At All	250	Profit x2	"Home on the Range" classic western folk song
Buggle O'Bill	300	Profit Speed x2	Buffalo Bill - early frontiersman
Cute As A Buggle	350	Profit x2	Play on Cute as a button
Buggle Buggle Buggle Buggle	400	Profit x2
Buggle-O Soldier	450	Profit x2
Home on the De-Range	500	Profit Speed x2
Buggle-O Wings	600	Profit x2	Play on Buffalo wings
Back At The Ranch	700	Profit x2
Shut Up And Take My $$$	777	Profit x77777	Popular line from the show Futurama
Buggle Bungle	800	Profit x2
Stampede Stamps	900	Profit x2
The Daily Buggle	1000	Profit x77
Buggle Horn	1100	Profit x5
Operation Buggle O	1200	Profit x5
Buggle Boogie	1300	Profit x5
Buggle Juggle	1400	Profit x5
Buggle Snuggle	1500	Profit Speed x2
Buggle Smuggle?	1600	Profit x5
Farmer In The Cell	1700	Profit x5	Farmer in the Dell - nursery rhyme title
Bingo Was His Name O	1800	Profit x5	line from "There was a Farmer Had a Dog" nursey rhyme
Buggle Struggle	1900	Profit x5
8 Seconds	2000	Profit x5
Scary Dairy	2100	Profit x5
Farm Charm	2200	Profit x5
Buggle Tug O War	2300	Profit x5
Easier Than Cats	2400	Profit x5
Round Em Up	2500	Profit Speed x2	Quote from Rawhide tv series theme song
Raw Hide	2600	Profit x5	1959 TV series
Yeeha!	2700	Profit x5
Giddyup	2800	Profit x5
There's A Snake In My Boot	2900	Profit x5	"There's a snake in my boot!" (Toy Story)
Someone's Poisoned The Waterhole	3000	Profit x5
Howdy Howdy Howdy	3100	Profit x5	Quote from Toy Story
Standing Outside The Fire	3200	Profit x5
Honky Talk	3300	Profit x5
Save A Buggle	3400	Profit x5
Don't Name Them!	3500	Profit x5
Buggle-Tied	3600	Profit x5
Red-Pepper Farms Remembers	3700	Profit x5	Family Guy quote "Pepperidge Farm remembers"
Time For A Drive	3800	Profit x5
Stop Me If You Herd This	3900	Profit x5
Surprisingly Cuddly	4000	Profit x5
Buggle Steaks	4100	Profit x5
Buggle Stew	4200	Profit x5
Boiled Buggle	4300	Profit x5
Buggle On A Stick	4400	Profit x5
Mashed Buggle	4500	Profit x5
Poached Buggle	4600	Profit x5
Rack OF Buggle	4700	Profit x5
Buggle Loaf	4800	Profit x5
Stewed Buggle	4900	Profit x5
Deep Fried Buggle	5000	Profit x5
Buggle A La King	5100	Profit x5	Recipe "Chicken a la King"
Buggle Brisket	5200	Profit x5	Recipe "Beef Brisket"
Buggle Sashimi	5300	Profit x5	Recipe "Salmon or Tuna Sashimi"
Smoked Buggle	5400	Profit x5
Buggle Tartar	5500	Profit x5	Recipe "Steak Tartar"
Regulations Shmegulations	5600	Profit x5
Kinda Cute	5700	Profit x5
Makes A Great Pet	5800	Profit x5
Loyal	5900	Profit x5
Friendly	6000	Profit x5
Eats Intruders	6100	Profit x5
House Broken	6200	Profit x5
Might Break Your House	6300	Profit x5
Insurance Available	6400	Profit x5
Man's Pest Friend	6500	Profit x5	"Man's best friend."
Raid Free Zone	6600	Profit x5
Giant Frog Defenses	6700	Profit x5
Buggleboys	6800	Profit x5
The Red Dirt Road	6900	Profit x5
Song Of The Southpole	7000	Profit x5
Baa Baa Buggle	7100	Profit x5	Baa Baa Black Sheep (Nursery Rhyme) (1744)
Have You Any Wool?	7200	Profit x5	Baa Baa Black Sheep (Nursery Rhyme) (1744)
No Sir No Sir	7300	Profit x5	Baa Baa Black Sheep (Nursery Rhyme) (1744)
Just Horrifying Moults	7400	Profit x5	Baa Baa Black Sheep (Nursery Rhyme) (1744)
Old McBuggle Had A Farm	7500	Profit x5	Old MacDonald Had A Farm (Nursery Rhyme) (1917)
E I E I WHOA!	7600	Profit x5	Old MacDonald Had A Farm (Nursery Rhyme) (1917)
On His Farm He Had Some Buggles	7700	Profit x5	Old MacDonald Had A Farm (Nursery Rhyme) (1917)
With A SCREEE SCREEE Here	7800	Profit x5	Old MacDonald Had A Farm (Nursery Rhyme) (1917)
And A SCREEE SCREE There	7900	Profit x5	Old MacDonald Had A Farm (Nursery Rhyme) (1917)
Quite Horrifying Actually	8000	Profit x5

Heck Portal

These unlocks are awarded when a certain number of Heck Portals are acquired. The awarded bonuses affect the Heck Portals.

Heck Portal Unlocks
Name	Goal	Effect	Reference
Unholy Cow!	25	Profit x7
What The Heck?	50	Profit x7	A level in Earthworm Jim
Heckraiser	100	Profit x7	Hellraiser (1984 horror movie)
Chop Stick Face	200	Profit x7
Upside Down Hockey Sticks	300	Profit Speed x2
Aw Heck Nah!	400	Profit x7
Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter	500	Profit x7
Mind The Gap	600	Profit x7
Heck Gets Real	666	Profit x666
Gosh	800	Profit x666
Dawn Of The Darned	900	Profit x666
Root Of All Badness	1000	Profit x666
Evil The Kitten	1250	Profit x666
Rather Sinister	1500	Profit x666
Heck Trek	1750	Profit x666
Dial Tone	2000	Profit x666
Dante's Humid-ish	2250	Profit x666
Mark Of The Yeast	2500	Profit x666
Bat Out Of Heck	2750	Profit x666	Bat Out of Hell (TF2 Weapon)
Abadeer's Summer Home	3000	Profit x666
Noisy Neighbors	3250	Profit x666
Eternal Nuisance	3500	Profit x666
Nefarious	3725	Profit x666
Bad Boys Bad Boys	4000	Profit x666
A Snowball's Chance	4250	Profit x666
Heck With That	4500	Profit x666
A Little Underwhelming	4750	Profit x666
Better To Rain In Heck...	5000	Profit x666

Ambassadors

These unlocks are awarded when a certain number of Ambassadors are acquired. The awarded bonuses affect the Ambassadors.

Ambassadors Unlocks
Name	Goal	Effect	Reference
We Come In Peace	10	Profit x6
Close Encounters	50	Profit x6	Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind (1977)
Ack Ack Ack!	100	Profit x6
Brains Over Braun	200	Profit x6
Take Me To Your Leader	400	Profit x6
Convent-ional Wisdom	600	Profit x6
De-humanitarian	800	Profit x6
Cerebellumdddd	1000	Profit Speed x2
Nun Sense	1200	Profit x6
Hyper Hippocampus	1400	Profit x6
Mother Brain Superior	1600	Profit x6
Independence Yay	1800	Profit x6
Goldblum Sachs	2000	Profit x6
Nun Shall Pass	2200	Profit x6
Why Cant We All Just Get Along?	2400	Profit x6
No Weapons! No Tricks!	2600	Profit x6
Little Green Manager	2800	Profit x6
Nun of Your Business	3000	Profit x6
Lasers Are Cool	3200	Profit x6
Bubble Gum	3400	Profit x6
Head Swap	3600	Profit x6
Devito Special	3800	Profit x6
It Is An Awesome Sight	4000	Profit x6
Like A Giant Hupcap	4200	Profit x6
2 Of 3 Branches Ain't Bad	4400	Profit x6
The Suede That Mows	4600	Profit x6
Thanks Grandma	4800	Profit x6
You'll Need Lawyers	5000	Profit x6
Don't Run!	5200	Profit x6
We're Your Friends	5400	Profit x6
Sign Of The Donut	5600	Profit x6
They Ain't Getting The TV	5800	Profit x6
War Of The Words	6000	Profit x6
Cruise Control	6200	Profit x6
Tripod Triumph	6400	Profit x6
HEPA Filters	6600	Profit x6
Illegal Aliens	6800	Profit x6
Come In Peace...	7000	Profit x6
Go In Pieces	7200	Profit x6
Set Phasers To Stunning	7400	Profit x6
Exploding Heads	7600	Profit x6
Peace Talks	7800	Profit x6
Agressive Negotiation	8000	Profit x6
Bunny Ears	8200	Profit x6
Meaty Treaty	8400	Profit x6
Sign On The Line	8600	Profit x6
Super Fine Print	8800	Profit x6
Diplomacy Dip	9000	Profit x6
Soft Touch	9200	Profit x6
Walk Softly	9400	Profit x6
...And Carry A Big Stick Of Gum	9600	Profit x6
Words	9800	Profit x6
Charisma Check	10000	Profit x6
Hairy Emissary	10200	Profit x6
The Great Mediate	10400	Profit x6
Conciliator Troy	10600	Profit x6
Talks Talks And More Talks	10800	Profit x6
Am-Bad-Ass-Ador	11000	Profit x6
Public Relations	11200	Profit x6
Annoy The Envoy	11400	Profit x6
We Have An Accord	11600	Profit x6
Sticks And Stones	11800	Profit x6
May Break My Bones	12000	Profit x6
But Lasers Disintegrate Flesh	12200	Profit x6
Very Few Scandals	12400	Profit x6
Cut A Deal	12600	Profit x6
Arbitrate-ors	12800	Profit x6
Conflict Of Interest	13000	Profit x6
Battle Of Words	13200	Profit x6
Parlay?	13400	Profit x6
More Guidelines Than Rules	13600	Profit x6
Covenant	13800	Profit x6
Adjudication Vacation	14000	Profit x6

Brain-cation

These unlocks are awarded when a certain number of Brain-cations are acquired. The awarded bonuses affect the Brain-cation.

Brain-cation Unlocks
Name	Goal	Effect	Reference
Total Rekt-all	25	Profit x3	Total Recall, film that inspires Brain-cation
Remember The Impossible	50	Profit x3
Are You Really On Mars?	75	Profit x3
Delusions Of Grandeur	100	Profit Speed x2
Some Side Effects	150	Profit x3
Three Cups	200	Profit x3
Join The Resistance	250	Profit x3
Sassy Robo-Taxi	300	Profit x3
GET TO DA SPACESHIP	350	Profit x3
IT'S NAHT A TUMAH	400	Profit x3
IT'S A MUTANT	450	Profit x3
Giant Drill Shenanigans	500	Profit Speed x2
Memorable Side Characters	550	Profit x3
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub	600	Profit x3	Rick and Morty
And That's The Way The News Goes	650	Profit x3	Rick and Morty
Grass Tastes Bad	700	Profit x3	Rick and Morty
AdCap 100 Years!	750	Profit x7	Rick and Morty (1st episode)
Lobotomy Free Since 2015	800	Profit x3
Mysterious Air Machine	850	Profit x3
Attractive Sidekick	900	Profit x3
Bulgy Eye Goodness	950	Profit x3
Great One Liners	1000	Profit x8
Friendly Scientists	1150	Profit x8
Just A Pinch	1300	Profit x8
Who Is Your Daddy	1450	Profit x8
And What Does He Do	1600	Profit x8
I'll Be Back-aroonie	1750	Profit x8	"I'll be back." (Arnold Schwarzenegger's quote)
Last Traction Hero	1900	Profit x8
Mostly Recall	2050	Profit x8
Ladies Edition	2200	Profit x8
Save Venus	2350	Profit x8
Back Mutant	2500	Profit x8
Reverse Greenhouse Gases	2650	Profit x8
Squishy Eyes	2800	Profit x8
Discount Memories	2950	Profit x8
Brain Coupons	3100	Profit x8
Frequent Memory Miles	3250	Profit x8
Money Back Guarantee	3400	Profit x8
Do It Yourself Implants	3550	Profit x8
Jail Break-able	3700	Profit x8
Accept No Substitutes	3850	Profit x8
Forget-It Procedure	4000	Profit x8
Low Risk Of Backfire	4150	Profit x8
Forget Your Inlaws	4300	Profit x8
Brain Stay-cation	4450	Profit x8
Visit Your Psyche	4600	Profit x8
Ego Trip	4750	Profit x8
Battle Your Id	4900	Profit x8
Search Your Feelings	5050	Profit x8
May The Schwartz Be With You	5200	Profit x8
Capitalist Implant	5350	Profit x8
Pretend To Make Billions	5500	Profit x8
Buy A Lemonade Stand	5650	Profit x8
Hire Colorful Managers	5800	Profit x8
Make Money While Away	5950	Profit x8
Unlock The Moon	6100	Profit x8
It's A Bit Slow	6250	Profit x8
Unlock Mars	6400	Profit x8
It's Much Faster	6550	Profit x8
Buy A Brain-Cation Business	6700	Profit x8
Implant Capitalism Memories	6850	Profit x8
Capital-ception	7000	Profit x8	Film "Inception"
We Must Go Deeper	7150	Profit x8
Grab Your Top	7300	Profit x8
Crossed References	7450	Profit x8
BWWAAAAAAAAAAAAA!	7600	Profit x8	Rabbids signature scream, from a video game Rayman: Raving Rabbids Hank Hill's quote from "King of the Hill"

LiFE Pod

These unlocks are awarded when a certain number of LiFE Pods are acquired. The awarded bonuses affect the LiFE Pod.

LIFE Pod Unlocks
Name	Goal	Effect	Reference
iMars	100	Profit x15	iOS
Tortoiseneck Sweaters	200	Profit x15	turtle neck sweaters
Reality Showoff	300	Profit x15
Mac & Me	400	Profit x15	Mac and Me
Basket of Apples	500	Profit Speed x2
Easy Mac	700	Profit x50
Wizard of Woz	900	Profit x50	Wizard of Oz
Apple Jacked	1100	Profit x50	Apple Jack (My Little Pony series)
Bang Up Job	1300	Profit x50
Mars Needs Legal Guardians	1500	Profit x5050
Jobs Creator	1700	Profit x50
No Margin For Error	1900	Profit x50
One and Only	2100	Profit x50
No Turning Back	2300	Profit x50
Taking Applicants	2500	Profit x50
One Way Trip	2700	Profit x50
Trendy!	2900	Profit x50
Pleasing Aesthetic	3100	Profit x50
Patented Corners	3300	Profit x50
No Dropped Pods	3500	Profit x50
Expensive	3700	Profit x50
Fan Boys	3900	Profit x50
Pre-Planned Innovation	4100	Profit x50
Mars Won	4300	Profit x50
We'll Be Right Back	4500	Profit x50
Technical Difficulties	4700	Profit x50
Available In Black	4900	Profit x50
Experts Available	5100	Profit x50
30 Day Warranty	5300	Profit x50
So Long Earth	5500	Profit x50
Voted Off The Planet	5700	Profit x50
More Like Lands-Drop	5900	Profit x50
Cozy	6000	Profit x50

Terrorformer

These unlocks are awarded when a certain number of Terrorformers are acquired. The awarded bonuses affect the Terrorformer.

Terrorformer Unlocks
Name	Goal	Effect	Reference
Eight Legged Freaks	33	Profit x333	2002 movie title
Man Of Steel Reference	66	Profit x333
Just Go With It	99	Profit x333
Radioactive	222	Profit x333	Reference to spider that bit Peter Parker and made him Spiderman
Spiders in Disguise	333	Profit x333
Arachnophobia	444	Profit x333	Fear of spiders / 1990 movie title
Wicky Wild Wild	555	Profit x333
Spins a Web Any Size	666	Profit x333	Quote from Spiderman theme song
Element 36	777	Profit x333	Krypton
Black Widower	888	Profit x333
Austrailian Exchange Program	999	Profit x333
Salutations	1111	Profit x333	Charlotte's Web quote
Fire Won't Save You Now	2222	Profit x333	Harry Potter quote "Parseltongue won't save you now"

Capitalist

Capitalist unlocks are special, as they are awarded when every business is bought a specific number of times. Also, the corresponding bonus affects every business.

Capitalist Unlocks
Name	Goal	Effect	Reference
Onward!	1	Profit speed of all investments x2
To Arms!	50	Profit speed of all investments x2
Mobilization!	100	Profit speed of all investments x2
All Hands!	200	Profit speed of all investments x2
With All Deliberate Speed	300	Profit speed of all investments x2
Swiftly To Thy Course	400	Profit speed of all investments x2
Double Time	500	Profit speed of all investments x2
Look Alive	600	Profit speed of all investments x2
Let's Go Let's Go	700	Profit speed of all investments x2
Make It Snappy	800	Profit speed of all investments x2
Shake A Leg	900	Profit speed of all investments x2
Get The Lead Out	1000	Profit speed of all investments x2
After Burners	1200	Profit speed of all investments x2
Pedal To The Metal	1400	Profit speed of all investments x2
Andele	1600	Profit speed of all investments x2
Light The Fires	1800	Profit speed of all investments x2
Overdrive!	2000	Profit speed of all investments x2
Show Them The Meaning Of Haste	2500	Profit speed of all investments x2	Lord of the Rings

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